Being fat would actually be kind of cool

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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    Being fat would actually be kind of cool

    It would be a great excuse to not fuck
    I mean, hell, every time I'm with some woman they want to fuck fuck fuck fuck
    I like blowjobs

    If I was fat, I could say, I just don't have the energy, oh I am so tired, wahhh.. just give me a blowjob and ride my face you naughty bitch.... yeah baby just like that... grrr... you're such a dirty girl.... you little cocksucker... while spanking her really hard .. watching her juices run down her inner thighs.. the whole room smelling like the inside of a woman.. god. . I'm horny today

    Ahem
    What I meant was,
    Being fat might have advantages
    Jus' Sayin'
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    • kaysworld
      Registered User
      • Oct 2009
      • 71
      #2
      well I am a fattie and find that all man are attractive to woman they can get hold of rather then a bag of bones up the fatties they smile, they are happy and you guys just love us
      https://www.blogger.com/start start blogging

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        • MrMaxwell
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2005
          • 10057
          #3
          Originally posted by kaysworld
          well I am a fattie and find that all man are attractive to woman they can get hold of rather then a bag of bones up the fatties they smile, they are happy and you guys just love us

          I just LOVE a woman with some meat on her bones... Lately I'm midlifing, and I've been attracted to thin young women... for months, now.. But I never will NOT like thick broads. Ever.

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            • quiet
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
              • Sep 2001
              • 25115
              #4
              if i'm ever stuck on an island with no infrastruture, i'd like to be a fat dude.
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                • MrMaxwell
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 10057
                  #5
                  Originally posted by quiet
                  if i'm ever stuck on an island with no infrastruture, i'd like to be a fat dude.

                  That is a really horrible time to be fat (unless the natives think that it makes you some kind of omnipotent god)

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                    • quiet
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 25115
                      #6
                      nope, it would be a good time to live off the fat and lose some weight while you figure out what the fuck to do.
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                        • Oracle Porn
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 24433
                          #7


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                            • SleazyDream
                              I'm here for SPORT
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 41470
                              #8
                              as a fat guy, trust me, you don't want to be fat.
                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                • MrMaxwell
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 10057
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                  as a fat guy, trust me, you don't want to be fat.

                                  Well,
                                  I kind of am, on the inside, right now
                                  My body fat is way up there
                                  I'm 5'5" tall and 140
                                  But way the hell out of shape

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                                    • SleazyDream
                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 41470
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                      Well,
                                      I kind of am, on the inside, right now
                                      My body fat is way up there
                                      I'm 5'5" tall and 140
                                      But way the hell out of shape
                                      at least you can ride horses
                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                        • MrMaxwell
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 10057
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                          at least you can ride horses
                                          Is that pretty important?
                                          I've always driven Cadillacs and joked about having "Plenty of room to grow"

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                                            • SleazyDream
                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 41470
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                              Is that pretty important?
                                              I've always driven Cadillacs and joked about having "Plenty of room to grow"
                                              funny, i used to date girls who had dated guys with 15 inch cocks before me and said the same thing.........
                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                • MrMaxwell
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 10057
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                  funny, i used to date girls who had dated guys with 15 inch cocks before me and said the same thing.........
                                                  I would fucking kill myself if my cock was 15".. or even 10"
                                                  My father has 9.5" and says it's nearly impossible to find a good blowjob woman
                                                  Plus alot of women have small pussies

                                                  I'm not huge, but, I fucking hate it when a woman can't take a cock.
                                                  If I'ma FUCK I'ma do it like a raging animal... if the last inch or two won't go... it's going

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                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 41470
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                      I would fucking kill myself if my cock was 15".. or even 10"
                                                      My father has 9.5" and says it's nearly impossible to find a good blowjob woman
                                                      Plus alot of women have small pussies

                                                      I'm not huge, but, I fucking hate it when a woman can't take a cock.
                                                      If I'ma FUCK I'ma do it like a raging animal... if the last inch or two won't go... it's going
                                                      reread what i posted... i didn't say I had a 15" cock..... just that they were broken in by one
                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                        • MrMaxwell
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 10057
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                          reread what i posted... i didn't say I had a 15" cock..... just that they were broken in by one
                                                          LOL OVER HERE
                                                          Sorry
                                                          I've developed a special reading style for when you post
                                                          My mistake

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                                                            • georgeyw
                                                              58008 53773
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 9865
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                              as a fat guy, trust me, you don't want to be fat.
                                                              How big are you, if you don't mind me asking of course. I have always known you're a pretty hefty bloke, but after seeing the photos JFK put up the other day, I was pretty surprised to see the size you are.
                                                              TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                                                              "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                                                                • StaceyJo
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                                  • 8960
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Sigh! I'm fat and I don't like it. Starting a new diet program again.
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