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Huggles 08-28-2009 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?


The lifestyle encourages it.


I switched my lifestyle from that of a shut-in adult webmaster to that of a semi-barstar and I have lost 25 lbs, re-grew all my hair, and now I'm tanned from all the time spent running in the sun.

DonovanTrent 08-28-2009 10:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cosis (Post 16246911)
I was waiting for him to show up.

media 08-28-2009 10:40 AM
I hold my own!!!!

Tjun 08-28-2009 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by camchoice (Post 16245689)
Where did you get this stupid fact from. Most webmasters I know are not fat and ugly.. Did you ever visit a webmaster convention ?

<< Do I look fat and ugly ?
Pascal, face it. You are fat, old, ugly, broke and have an ugly dog :1orglaugh

andrej_NDC 08-28-2009 10:42 AM
I'm the fattest and ugliest here, by far!

the content guy 08-28-2009 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by camchoice (Post 16245689)
Where did you get this stupid fact from. Most webmasters I know are not fat and ugly.. Did you ever visit a webmaster convention ?

<< Do I look fat and ugly ?
Hmmmm. I have, and my observations kinda support Metaman's theory. Also they very seldom if ever have a tan. Maybe they stand out more because they hang out in groups around the porn stars. :2 cents:

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-28-2009 11:52 AM
http://certifieddad.files.wordpress....in_obvious.jpg

amacontent 08-28-2009 12:02 PM
Funny thread , i had to put down my cupcakes and twinkies to type this.

Denaz 08-28-2009 02:42 PM
http://www.masturbatoreum.com/images/330.gif


:thumbsup

ProG 08-28-2009 03:04 PM

beefbarron 08-28-2009 03:23 PM
Im not fat and ugly but I have yet to be making a living off the web. So I geuss I fail.:321GFY

Klen 08-28-2009 04:00 PM
That's normal when you do nothing else then sit on computer all day and night.

Major (Tom) 08-28-2009 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?
LOL dude, this is the funniest post i've read in weeks!
Cheers,
Duke

mistick 08-28-2009 05:01 PM
majority not everybody :)

EllaBlack 08-28-2009 07:15 PM
Does NOT apply to me!!!!!!!!!!!

VeriSexy 08-28-2009 07:31 PM
Make sense as we sit on our asses all day

Licentious 08-28-2009 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?
I read an article the other day that might change that fact:

http://www.livescience.com/health/09...ese-brain.html

Cliffs:
fat people have 8% less brain matter. Americans are now PROVEN to be fat and stupid... great.

donteattuna 08-30-2009 03:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanTrent (Post 16247035)
I was waiting for him to show up.
yeah, i need to start collecting royalties for everyone using my picture :food-smil02

SpeakEasy 08-30-2009 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 16244489)
I love the idea of a guy naming himself metaman, putting a cartoon princess as his avatar, talking about how he is better than everyone (a simple rule in life is if somebody has to tell you they are better than you...they are not better than you), only to make regular posts about how fat chicks prevent him from getting laid. In the real world, the only thing that stops a person from getting laid is themselves.

:2 cents:
metaman does this because he has a tiny penis and this keyboard worrier stuff helps him feel better.:2 cents::1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Manowar 08-30-2009 03:34 PM
they dont call em whales for nothing

MetaMan 08-30-2009 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SpeakEasy (Post 16255295)
metaman does this because he has a tiny penis and this keyboard worrier stuff helps him feel better.:2 cents::1orglaugh:1orglaugh
does what?

puts you fat bastards in your place?

how gay is it that you are talking about my cock and i dont even know you?

if you want to hop on my cock you will have to get in line, the waiting list is so long i had to have software developed just to database all the dime pieces.

my cock is so big that when i go to the local butcher women try to order the salami loaf out of my pants.

Robocrop 08-30-2009 05:05 PM
I think your theory is right to 70%, I am not fat nor am I ugly.

But its the same way with gamers..there are like 3 normal looking ones out of 10, I also believe many webmasters became webmasters due to the lack of social skills and no pussy just because they have always been fat and never popular.

Just my two cents.

LBBV 08-30-2009 05:22 PM
http://www.lbbv.com/fatso.jpg

DavieVegas 08-30-2009 06:18 PM
lol this is no new news. I remember going to my first show and seeing all of this. Even worse today it seems if you are talking about it :(

RyuLion 08-30-2009 06:21 PM
I might be but I get all the ass I want..and when I want, at random..

MetaMan 08-30-2009 06:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DavieVegas (Post 16255708)
lol this is no new news. I remember going to my first show and seeing all of this. Even worse today it seems if you are talking about it :(
i heard that the hotels get an elevator specialist to come in before the shows and check everything to make sure the elavators can handle the extra load.

sicone 08-30-2009 06:22 PM
I am not ugly

:pimp

MetaMan 08-30-2009 06:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16255714)
I might be but I get all the ass I want..and when I want, at random..
http://jeffrey-davis.net/blog/wp-con...8/bullshit.jpg

xxxjay 08-30-2009 10:05 PM
Put down the mirror dumbass!! You won't have to see one

MetaMan 08-30-2009 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16256187)
Put down the mirror dumbass!! You won't have to see one
go take some prescription meds loser.

xxxjay 08-30-2009 11:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16256354)
go take some prescription meds loser.
Oh man, that was one of my better put downs. Love it.

MetaMan 08-30-2009 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16256356)
Oh man, that was one of my better put downs. Love it.
massaging your own cock nothing new there.

maybe try to get a woman for once?

TDF 08-30-2009 11:15 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/11vmx5s.jpg

Jakke PNG 08-30-2009 11:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.
Lucky for you I don't have my real pic on my avatar, do have it in my profile though.
I'm also a bastard, for real.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?
Lack of fresh air, exercise and bad genes & diet on my part.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?
No. But uglygene is around.


Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?
The sky's the limit, I've seen people over 1000 lbs.

Blingbaby 08-31-2009 12:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BCyber (Post 16245777)
I just ate 2 sausage egg and cheese McMuffins and 2 hash browns from McDonalds along with a big ass glass of milk. Now I'm gonna kill a large coke I got there too.

Yummy in my tummy :)
and you need a picture of yourself with 3 chicks you pay to feel good about yourself. I think the *I have a small weener how do I compensate?* thread is a few links below..

Davy 08-31-2009 12:45 AM
I'm glad I'm not fat.

xxxjay 08-31-2009 03:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16256360)

maybe try to get a woman for once?
a what???

Sands 08-31-2009 03:28 AM
I've been on the MetaMan diet for two months now and I'm happy to report that I've lost 30 lbs and I've gained three inches in length!

Thanks MetaMan!

http://www.loseweightthemetamanway.com/


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