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DamageX 08-28-2009 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16246365)
so he calls my work overrated but cannot provide one example?

things that make you go HMMMMMM

I don't have to. You proved it yourself that you will never be anything other than a designer.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16245839)
"design doesnt sell" do you ever work with landing pages? how is it you can take a useless product and make it sell? hmm i wonder how DESIGN.

No, it's not the design that sells anything, it's the marketing, dumbass.

MetaMan 08-28-2009 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 16247020)
I don't have to. You proved it yourself that you will never be anything other than a designer.



No, it's not the design that sells anything, it's the marketing, dumbass.

spin spin spin, so you make accusations and dont have to prove it? or is it because YOU CANT PROVE IT IDIOT

prove it or stfu.

all you do is talk out of your ass.

MetaMan 08-28-2009 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 16247020)
No, it's not the design that sells anything, it's the marketing, dumbass.

so lets use your brilliant thinking:

you have layout A and layout B both with the SAME traffic source and SAME product.

layout B converts better then layout A.

why is this? DESIGN YOU FUCKING IDIOT

DamageX 08-28-2009 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247033)
spin spin spin, so you make accusations and dont have to prove it? or is it because YOU CANT PROVE IT IDIOT

prove it or stfu.

all you do is talk out of your ass.

OK, let's prove it. Here's my challenge to you. You get one of your multi-million clients to go along with this and throw traffic at a landing page you created (hopefully they're already doing so) and we'll split test it against a landing page I create. Selling the same product, nothing but HTML/CSS, even using old-school tables. If you outconvert me, you get to brag on GFY about it. If I outconvert you, you lose that client to me for all future work and I won't even post about it on here to brag. Deal?

MetaMan 08-28-2009 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 16247174)
OK, let's prove it. Here's my challenge to you. You get one of your multi-million clients to go along with this and throw traffic at a landing page you created (hopefully they're already doing so) and we'll split test it against a landing page I create. Selling the same product, nothing but HTML/CSS, even using old-school tables. If you outconvert me, you get to brag on GFY about it. If I outconvert you, you lose that client to me for all future work and I won't even post about it on here to brag. Deal?

what product do you have in mind?

they arent going to switch to you they are already laughing at you when i sent them this thread.

i dont doubt you can convert or you know how TO DESIGN A PAGE PROPERLY. but you are doubting my skills without even seeing them first.

nice deal so i lose a client and i get to brag? LOL what makes you think i give a fuck about what any of you GFY fat fucks think?

this is a private score putting your foot in your mouth will be payback enough for me. when i win a "you are right MetaMan" is good enough for me. i enjoy putting you wannabes in your place.

lets discuss this off the boards and we can each draw our own conclusion how should i contact you?

DamageX 08-28-2009 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247216)
what product do you have in mind?

I don't care, makes zero difference to me. You pick.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247216)
they arent going to switch to you they are already laughing at you when i sent them this thread.

They would if they saw that I'd outsell you. I'm happy they're laughing and having a good time though. :)


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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247216)
i dont doubt you can convert or you know how TO DESIGN A PAGE PROPERLY. but you are doubting my skills without even seeing them first.

Selling has nothing to do with design. Therefore I don't even have to see what your skills are when it comes to design. They're irrelevant.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247216)
nice deal so i lose a client and i get to brag? LOL what makes you think i give a fuck about what any of you GFY fat fucks think?

The very fact that you kept replying to me over and over again, several posts in a row, without me even posting inbetween tells me that you do give a fuck what people on GFY think about you. In fact, in order to feed your ego, you even sent this thread to your client, to show them how you "owned" me. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247216)
this is a private score putting your foot in your mouth will be payback enough for me. when i win a "you are right MetaMan" is good enough for me. i enjoy putting you wannabes in your place.

You're wrong. Design doesn't sell. Marketing does. Look it up.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247216)
lets discuss this off the boards and we can each draw our own conclusion how should i contact you?

Feel free to ICQ me, 1566665.

Semi-Retired-Dave 08-28-2009 12:24 PM

I've seen some really crappy sites over the last 14 years and let me tell you. It's not always about the Site Design.

MetaMan 08-28-2009 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 16247432)
I don't care, makes zero difference to me. You pick.



They would if they saw that I'd outsell you. I'm happy they're laughing and having a good time though. :)




Selling has nothing to do with design. Therefore I don't even have to see what your skills are when it comes to design. They're irrelevant.



The very fact that you kept replying to me over and over again, several posts in a row, without me even posting inbetween tells me that you do give a fuck what people on GFY think about you. In fact, in order to feed your ego, you even sent this thread to your client, to show them how you "owned" me. :)



You're wrong. Design doesn't sell. Marketing does. Look it up.



Feel free to ICQ me, 1566665.

if you didnt notice my ego is as high as it gets, if you were as sexy and smart as me yours would be too. i dont mind teaching you a thing or two along the way.

ill add you over the weekend, i was making fun of you earlier asking if you needed a design make sure you didnt block me. :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247050)
so lets use your brilliant thinking:

you have layout A and layout B both with the SAME traffic source and SAME product.

layout B converts better then layout A.

why is this?T

and why didnt you answer this? i was even nice enough to leave out the part about calling you a fucking idiot.

BradM 08-28-2009 12:58 PM

Hahaha Damagex wtf you used to be a "leader" in the industry apparently but you claim my example is marketing not design?

You are either:
1) Starting to do hard drugs
2) Fucking with everyone
3) An idiot

You can only pick one of the above.

epitome 08-28-2009 01:09 PM

This. Thread. Delivers.

There is nothing better in life than when you can laugh AT and WITH someone.

DamageX 08-28-2009 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247517)
if you didnt notice my ego is as high as it gets, if you were as sexy and smart as me yours would be too. i dont mind teaching you a thing or two along the way.

Then take my challenge, big shot. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247517)
ill add you over the weekend, i was making fun of you earlier asking if you needed a design make sure you didnt block me. :1orglaugh

Actually, I did. I only entertain trolls on GFY, ICQ is reserved for valuable discussions.

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 16247594)
Hahaha Damagex wtf you used to be a "leader" in the industry apparently but you claim my example is marketing not design?

You are either:
1) Starting to do hard drugs
2) Fucking with everyone
3) An idiot

You can only pick one of the above.

If you think your example is a design issue, then you definitely have bigger problems than I'd have if I truly were an idiot. Luckily for you, ignorance is bliss. :)

gleem 08-28-2009 01:23 PM

lol, great thread, very entertaining.

I wanna chime in now. NEVER had a designer make a design that could sell whether it was a $5 an hour dude from a 3rd world country, or a $3500 design, they all either didn't do it as asked, never completed the job, or gave me a page of blithering rainbow designer diarrhea that didn't convert.

Metaman, DamageX is correct, most designs are for WMs egos, but Damage that plays an important role depending on what type of site it is. A killer flashy design might get more affiliates in the door to push a paysite for you faster than some words. So my new policy is two tours, one flashy, one better converting less design more pitch.

Here's the funny thing, even though I tell my affiliates the shitty design converts better alot refuse to stop using the flashy tour I made for my own ego.

DamageX 08-28-2009 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by gleem (Post 16247708)
Damage that plays an important role depending on what type of site it is. A killer flashy design might get more affiliates in the door to push a paysite for you faster than some words. So my new policy is two tours, one flashy, one better converting less design more pitch.

Here's the funny thing, even though I tell my affiliates the shitty design converts better alot refuse to stop using the flashy tour I made for my own ego.

This actually poses a great opportunity for the smart sponsor. Get simple, yet very effective creatives made, spend the money on PPC/paid spots and stop catering to affiliates altogether. I'm willing to bet your ROI would skyrocket. :winkwink:

Robbie 08-28-2009 01:29 PM

Whatever the design is...do yourselves a favor and make more money...Don't use a STATIC design. The surfers have zero reason to return. Make it dynamic so that when you put up a new update, that is reflected in the tour at the same exact time.
My tour and my members area mirror one another. That's how you make money. :)

madko 08-28-2009 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244127)
People who spend $150 on site design and ads wonder why their site isnt successful

tell me about it :))

MetaMan 08-28-2009 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by gleem (Post 16247708)
lol, great thread, very entertaining.

I wanna chime in now. NEVER had a designer make a design that could sell whether it was a $5 an hour dude from a 3rd world country, or a $3500 design, they all either didn't do it as asked, never completed the job, or gave me a page of blithering rainbow designer diarrhea that didn't convert.

Metaman, DamageX is correct, most designs are for WMs egos, but Damage that plays an important role depending on what type of site it is. A killer flashy design might get more affiliates in the door to push a paysite for you faster than some words. So my new policy is two tours, one flashy, one better converting less design more pitch.

Here's the funny thing, even though I tell my affiliates the shitty design converts better alot refuse to stop using the flashy tour I made for my own ego.

i dont just toss up designs then say here pay me, i study markets i spend time with webmasters, my sites take me weeks to complete if you saw the quality you would understand why. this is the reason why i dont work with alot of GFY people. instead of learning from each other alot of people on here have high egos (DamageX) and think they cannot be taught anything.

i am always learning and absorbing info.

i agree with what you are saying but DamageX is just trying to fluff his own balls and it is pretty obvious to anyone.

this thread never said "shitty designs dont convert". there is many cases where a shitty design WILL of course work better.

saying "designs dont sell" is one of the dumbest comments i have ever heard on here. i shouldnt of played with him for so long but all in fun.

MetaMan 08-28-2009 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16247738)
Whatever the design is...do yourselves a favor and make more money...Don't use a STATIC design. The surfers have zero reason to return. Make it dynamic so that when you put up a new update, that is reflected in the tour at the same exact time.
My tour and my members area mirror one another. That's how you make money. :)

this is exactly what i am saying this is 2009 the average surfer is savvy and needs more.

to note i also never stated design is EVERYTHING, but it is an integral part of a site. just along with traffic, marketing, branding, content delivery, load speeds etc etc etc.

why cut yourself short.

DamageX is the typical TGP guy who i know is most likely loosing alot of business, and he is pissed at the new age tube style sites that are faster loading, better looking and have better user retention.

Robbie 08-28-2009 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16247862)
this is exactly what i am saying this is 2009 the average surfer is savvy and needs more.

bingo :pimp

harvey 08-28-2009 02:06 PM

funny thread. All in all, I gotta agree somehow with Metaman, although I don't agree (at least 100%) on some points.

First thing first: Design has A LOT to do with Marketing. And viceversa. For your info, I have a degree in marketing and at least 2 of the academic subjects every year were design and/or media related. And everything else was about researching on design and media results. Even easier: Most marketing companies (I mean real marketing companies, not salesmen) have design depts. Advertisement firms have design/art AND marketing departments. So, either a multibillion dollars industry was wrong all these decades (and the whole cultural, economic and social context derived from that industry) and GFY discovered the gun powder or some people here has to step back and re-think things a little.

See, you can use tools like size, color, placement, layout, shape and so on and so on and so on to achieve an outstanding result. You can use even fonts. Gee, I do it every fucking day trying to solve fuckups done by designers with no clue of marketing. Yet, the knowledge of both areas is what will tell you what to use and what to do (and what not). It's true that sometimes designers design for their own egos, sometimes I do it myself. And it's true that sometimes really simple pages convert better than "designed" pages. But that's because the designer that "designed" that page has no clue whatsoever (and probably charge $150 like Meta says, although I know people that charges a few grands and have no clue whatsoever as well). And it's also true that 99% of the times designers are told to do something really specific (usually a copy of another site) and they've no option than doing that, even against their own best judgement.

Let me put an example: a Pinto will take you home. It will do what it's supposed to do, you drive it and it will take you wherever you wanna go. Now, if you have the chance: will you drive a Pinto or a Ferrari? The main purpose will be achieved by both, but the Ferrari has so many added values that you'll always want the Ferrari, you won't even think about the Pinto choice. And that applies to design and everything else in life. You can fuck the fatty next door and obtain sexual pleasure, maybe great food, maybe real love. And you can fuck Megan Fox and maybe she's a frigid bitch that will drive you nuts. Then again, 99.99% of you will choose to fuck Megan Fox. Why? Because of the "perceived added value". Marketing and design.

Everything you do, everything you live, everything you like, everything you wish is driven by... marketing and design. You're molded to it.

I'll go further: design and marketing will tell you that for some kind of content you'll need different looks (like amateurish for amateur sites). Why? Because YOU'RE MOLDED TO IT. Someone decided for you that's what it's supposed to look, someone decided for you you gotta like that and you follow that, because you live in a cultural context where everything was molded, decided, planned and designed in a certain way.

And a final thought: small sites with niched content where the webmaster is a niche follower itself will usually convert well based on webmaster's knowledge of the niche and his/her own taste. And most designers won't be able to beat that unless they know the niche themselves. Now, if the designer knows the niche, it will beat the webmaster's design most of the times, probably ALL of the times (I'm talking about webmasters with no design knowledge, obviously).

And for general niches... well any good designer with just a SLIGHT knowledge of marketing will kick asses night and day. There might be exceptions, but in my pretty long experience I've seen that happening no more than 5 times.

LeRoy 08-28-2009 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244366)
look i know some of you idiots are going to argue with me but thats what i expect from wannabe GFY users.

this isnt 1996 or even 01 now or even 05, this is 0 fucking 9, surfers are savy.

If they are so savvy then why the fuck cant they uncheck the cross sell :winkwink:

BradM 08-28-2009 02:10 PM

Oh I wasn't asking for your opinion Damage. Just pick one of the options.

Robbie 08-28-2009 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 16247894)
And a final thought: small sites with niched content where the webmaster is a niche follower itself will usually convert well based on webmaster's knowledge of the niche and his/her own taste. And most designers won't be able to beat that unless they know the niche themselves. Now, if the designer knows the niche, it will beat the webmaster's design most of the times, probably ALL of the times (I'm talking about webmasters with no design knowledge, obviously).

Out of your whole post (which was a good one), that is the thing that is 100% of the time true. Everything else can have those exceptions here and there...but not this one.

LoveSandra 08-28-2009 02:24 PM

who sucks cock ?

epitome 08-28-2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 16247907)
If they are so savvy then why the fuck cant they uncheck the cross sell :winkwink:

Quoted for truth!

tonyparra 08-28-2009 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 16247894)
funny thread. All in all, I gotta agree somehow with Metaman, although I don't agree (at least 100%) on some points.

First thing first: Design has A LOT to do with Marketing. And viceversa. For your info, I have a degree in marketing and at least 2 of the academic subjects every year were design and/or media related. And everything else was about researching on design and media results. Even easier: Most marketing companies (I mean real marketing companies, not salesmen) have design depts. Advertisement firms have design/art AND marketing departments. So, either a multibillion dollars industry was wrong all these decades (and the whole cultural, economic and social context derived from that industry) and GFY discovered the gun powder or some people here has to step back and re-think things a little.

See, you can use tools like size, color, placement, layout, shape and so on and so on and so on to achieve an outstanding result. You can use even fonts. Gee, I do it every fucking day trying to solve fuckups done by designers with no clue of marketing. Yet, the knowledge of both areas is what will tell you what to use and what to do (and what not). It's true that sometimes designers design for their own egos, sometimes I do it myself. And it's true that sometimes really simple pages convert better than "designed" pages. But that's because the designer that "designed" that page has no clue whatsoever (and probably charge $150 like Meta says, although I know people that charges a few grands and have no clue whatsoever as well). And it's also true that 99% of the times designers are told to do something really specific (usually a copy of another site) and they've no option than doing that, even against their own best judgement.

Let me put an example: a Pinto will take you home. It will do what it's supposed to do, you drive it and it will take you wherever you wanna go. Now, if you have the chance: will you drive a Pinto or a Ferrari? The main purpose will be achieved by both, but the Ferrari has so many added values that you'll always want the Ferrari, you won't even think about the Pinto choice. And that applies to design and everything else in life. You can fuck the fatty next door and obtain sexual pleasure, maybe great food, maybe real love. And you can fuck Megan Fox and maybe she's a frigid bitch that will drive you nuts. Then again, 99.99% of you will choose to fuck Megan Fox. Why? Because of the "perceived added value". Marketing and design.

Everything you do, everything you live, everything you like, everything you wish is driven by... marketing and design. You're molded to it.

I'll go further: design and marketing will tell you that for some kind of content you'll need different looks (like amateurish for amateur sites). Why? Because YOU'RE MOLDED TO IT. Someone decided for you that's what it's supposed to look, someone decided for you you gotta like that and you follow that, because you live in a cultural context where everything was molded, decided, planned and designed in a certain way.

And a final thought: small sites with niched content where the webmaster is a niche follower itself will usually convert well based on webmaster's knowledge of the niche and his/her own taste. And most designers won't be able to beat that unless they know the niche themselves. Now, if the designer knows the niche, it will beat the webmaster's design most of the times, probably ALL of the times (I'm talking about webmasters with no design knowledge, obviously).

And for general niches... well any good designer with just a SLIGHT knowledge of marketing will kick asses night and day. There might be exceptions, but in my pretty long experience I've seen that happening no more than 5 times.

:bowdown

wyldblyss 08-28-2009 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244366)
look i know some of you idiots are going to argue with me but thats what i expect from wannabe GFY users.

this isnt 1996 or even 01 now or even 05, this is 0 fucking 9, surfers are savy.

You are right, surfers are savvy and sometimes when they see high tech, high quality, professional design they think "oh fuck, big company, I'm going to get screwed"

But when they see Jim Bob's amateur page they think...well slap my ass, this guy loves the porn like I do...no big corporation that is gonna screw me...just a guy in his basement helping me get the porn i want.

It works both ways and there is no absolute answer. What works to draw in one customer might work against you with another

Useless Warrior 08-28-2009 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanTrent (Post 16246108)
I've seen sites that look like they were designed by Trig Palin with Windows Paint that convert like a mofo.

:1orglaugh
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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16245757)
FACT IS 99% of you idiots cant tell the difference anyway so i am preaching to the choir.

"Preaching to the choir" means that you are speaking to people who agree with you, dumb ass.

sysk 08-29-2009 09:40 AM

Design does sell (although it doesn't always equate to fancy graphics). Anyone who says the contrary is retarded.

/thread

teh ghey 08-29-2009 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising (Post 16244279)
We have several gay sites that we didnt even pay to get designed that convert way better than some of our professionally designed sites.

So you actually do not always get what you paid for $0.02

same. I had a straight site I designed that was an old ARS BYOT and my competition was a *Gorgeous* BYOT that had to have cost $2-3k. It was just stunning and fresh looking.

My site I did myself and it was so fucking newbish and plain. I thought no way my site would do well compared to the other webmasters gorgeous site.
Well my site often sold better than theirs, according to the old ARS sales list results :1orglaugh

simple sells!

andrej_NDC 08-29-2009 09:52 AM

My best money making designs I've made myself, didn't paid shit for them. And I suck at graphics, so I had to concentrate on marketing.


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