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Vendzilla · 08-23-2009, 08:15 AM

Old joke, but funny

Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned

A minister decided that a visual Demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into Four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container Of alcohol..

The second worm was put into a container Of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of Chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of Good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

The Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation What did you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service.

ToplistBlog_Com · 08-23-2009, 02:21 PM

Haha, never heard that one before! Pretty good.

mikeyddddd · 08-23-2009, 02:24 PM

Hallelujah

08-23-2009, 08:15 AM	#1
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Church worms Old joke, but funny Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned A minister decided that a visual Demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into Four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container Of alcohol.. The second worm was put into a container Of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of Chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of Good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. The Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation What did you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service. __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

08-23-2009, 02:24 PM	#3
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08-23-2009, 02:21 PM	#2
ToplistBlog_Com So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Queens NY Posts: 2,065	Haha, never heard that one before! Pretty good.