if you don't believe me, dont bitch, just disregard this, but i took the time on one bored day to write about my experience in Pattaya 1 hour away from Bangkok and figured i'd cut and paste it here for you pervs to see: (we call these field reports)
So we're staying at this dump called the Prince Hotel... I'm told most non 5 star hotels are dumps in Pattaya, so I pay no mind. Hell the price for a 'membership' is 1900 baht for 2 years, then every day you stay there you have to incure a minimum of 850baht of food/drink/extra charges, then you basically stay there free.... It's right off of soi 8, near a slew of beer bars.... Anyhow... As we walk out of the lounge in Prince Hotel (actually, i am told the owner, whom i met, is a descendant of Rama 4 and is veru influential guy in Pattaya, shrug, take it for what its worth)... I'm a bit drunk, feeling a little adventurous, and on the prowl for my signature 18yo petite cuties... No sooner do I set foot onto Soi 8 when I see a gorgeous girl who fits my criteria, complete with a small node piercing (mini diamond stud)... So I point the 'perv posse' into the direction of the bar, we sit down, order some drinks for ourselves, mamasan, and the girl i liked... she immediately came over to sit down and talk... she was absolutely adorable... Being drunk and adventurous, I then asked my friend (Thai-American) to communicate politely to Mamasan that I'd like to take 2 of them home... After some discussion, she asked me to pick which... I selected a very petite, 20ish, VERY short haired bull-dyke looking girl who was dancing around quite energetically... She came over, I bought her a drink, and started our broken-engish, broken thai respectively chat with her as well.... No sooner did this happen than did my drunken friend say Mamasan wants to know if I want anymore... Well well... Why not? So I choose another one... But when she got close I realized her face wasnt quite up to par, and she was about 28, too old for my taste... So my friend communicates, gives her 100baht and says maybe next time, sorry.... So then, (I dont know what I was thinking) I choose this thick, short haired, dyke looking girl, who wasnt even cute (but she was 19!? shrug) God was I drunk, I DONT LIKE shore haired girls!! Anyhow, I BF the giggling trio, and make the short walk to the Prince....
After picking up some more beer and water (aka anti-hangover solution), we head off to the room... I asked the manager for 3 more towels in my room and he asked why (he's a cool guy, I bough him a couple shots of cognac earlier) and I said I had 3 bisexual bargirls comin up with me, he didnt believe me, so I pointed in their direction, got a low (high) five, and continued the journey to the room....
I'm a bit timid with women in general, so 3 at one time was a bit much for my nerves to handle. We get up to the room, and I go take a shower while they start popping some brews... 1 by one, all the girls took their showers (yes i know i should have tried to get them all in the shower, but as I said, I'm quite timid with chicks and didnt have the balls to insist upon this)... It turns out this is all of their first times MFFF, so they say they dont know what to do? So, like any red blooded american, I tell them to all get on their hands and knees and line up leg to leg on the bed and commence tossing salads, fingering asses, fingering snatches and the like... So, I decice its time for a little oral action. I go to the other side of the bed with their heads, and get triple BBBJ action, and the small lesbo took on the task of devouring my ballsack while the others fought over the shaft, she even took on the 'finger in the bum' as my english counterparts would say... this is gettin good!
I then move them out of their current militarily aligned positions, and then lay myself centrally on the bed, and open my arms... The cute one I had been originally lured in by took on the 'french kiss' station, while the lesbos played with the nips, BBBJ's, and all that other stuff.....
.. time lapse ..
So now I decide it's time to get down to the nitty gritty... I must decide the order they get fucked in.... I decide that the ugly lesbo needs to get it first.... So I partake... she was ok.... but i was basiclaly doing it just to say i did her, and after about 15 minutes, moved on to the hot one with the nose piercing... I chose her for the second fuck, vice the 'finisher' because I was truly attracted to her and wanted to have some good, long sex with her... Which I did... (Hey, I am only a one-popper, so pls dont ask why i didnt 'finish' with them all, haha).... After some very passionate sex with her, I send her to the couch and bring on the little petite, short haired lesbian girl for the finish... I knew she'd be the best because of her VERY small frame, and I LOVE knowing I am inflicting great sexual pain on small framed girls (in a good way!), and also the fact that I knew she'd toss my salad and do that finger thing at climax which I must ashamedly admit feels great haha.... She did all this... Finally I pulled out, ripped the condom off, and expected to finish with my cock in my hand aiming it at her chest, but instead she grabbed me by the base and did the final stroking and pointed the glory soup to her neck for me.... Awesome!
Anyhow, they asked if I wanted ST or LT, St being only 500baht, LT being 1000 for each... I decided that although Im only a 1 popper, I simply HAd to go to sleep with 3 naked women sandwiched on me in the bed... So I did... I spooned the cute one, even slipped a finger in her a couple of times, silently in order not to make the others jealous.... What's that old song? "Oh What a Night!" ;-)
For the record, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!!!!
So we're staying at this dump called the Prince Hotel... I'm told most non 5 star hotels are dumps in Pattaya, so I pay no mind. Hell the price for a 'membership' is 1900 baht for 2 years, then every day you stay there you have to incure a minimum of 850baht of food/drink/extra charges, then you basically stay there free.... It's right off of soi 8, near a slew of beer bars.... Anyhow... As we walk out of the lounge in Prince Hotel (actually, i am told the owner, whom i met, is a descendant of Rama 4 and is veru influential guy in Pattaya, shrug, take it for what its worth)... I'm a bit drunk, feeling a little adventurous, and on the prowl for my signature 18yo petite cuties... No sooner do I set foot onto Soi 8 when I see a gorgeous girl who fits my criteria, complete with a small node piercing (mini diamond stud)... So I point the 'perv posse' into the direction of the bar, we sit down, order some drinks for ourselves, mamasan, and the girl i liked... she immediately came over to sit down and talk... she was absolutely adorable... Being drunk and adventurous, I then asked my friend (Thai-American) to communicate politely to Mamasan that I'd like to take 2 of them home... After some discussion, she asked me to pick which... I selected a very petite, 20ish, VERY short haired bull-dyke looking girl who was dancing around quite energetically... She came over, I bought her a drink, and started our broken-engish, broken thai respectively chat with her as well.... No sooner did this happen than did my drunken friend say Mamasan wants to know if I want anymore... Well well... Why not? So I choose another one... But when she got close I realized her face wasnt quite up to par, and she was about 28, too old for my taste... So my friend communicates, gives her 100baht and says maybe next time, sorry.... So then, (I dont know what I was thinking) I choose this thick, short haired, dyke looking girl, who wasnt even cute (but she was 19!? shrug) God was I drunk, I DONT LIKE shore haired girls!! Anyhow, I BF the giggling trio, and make the short walk to the Prince....
After picking up some more beer and water (aka anti-hangover solution), we head off to the room... I asked the manager for 3 more towels in my room and he asked why (he's a cool guy, I bough him a couple shots of cognac earlier) and I said I had 3 bisexual bargirls comin up with me, he didnt believe me, so I pointed in their direction, got a low (high) five, and continued the journey to the room....
I'm a bit timid with women in general, so 3 at one time was a bit much for my nerves to handle. We get up to the room, and I go take a shower while they start popping some brews... 1 by one, all the girls took their showers (yes i know i should have tried to get them all in the shower, but as I said, I'm quite timid with chicks and didnt have the balls to insist upon this)... It turns out this is all of their first times MFFF, so they say they dont know what to do? So, like any red blooded american, I tell them to all get on their hands and knees and line up leg to leg on the bed and commence tossing salads, fingering asses, fingering snatches and the like... So, I decice its time for a little oral action. I go to the other side of the bed with their heads, and get triple BBBJ action, and the small lesbo took on the task of devouring my ballsack while the others fought over the shaft, she even took on the 'finger in the bum' as my english counterparts would say... this is gettin good!
I then move them out of their current militarily aligned positions, and then lay myself centrally on the bed, and open my arms... The cute one I had been originally lured in by took on the 'french kiss' station, while the lesbos played with the nips, BBBJ's, and all that other stuff.....
.. time lapse ..
So now I decide it's time to get down to the nitty gritty... I must decide the order they get fucked in.... I decide that the ugly lesbo needs to get it first.... So I partake... she was ok.... but i was basiclaly doing it just to say i did her, and after about 15 minutes, moved on to the hot one with the nose piercing... I chose her for the second fuck, vice the 'finisher' because I was truly attracted to her and wanted to have some good, long sex with her... Which I did... (Hey, I am only a one-popper, so pls dont ask why i didnt 'finish' with them all, haha).... After some very passionate sex with her, I send her to the couch and bring on the little petite, short haired lesbian girl for the finish... I knew she'd be the best because of her VERY small frame, and I LOVE knowing I am inflicting great sexual pain on small framed girls (in a good way!), and also the fact that I knew she'd toss my salad and do that finger thing at climax which I must ashamedly admit feels great haha.... She did all this... Finally I pulled out, ripped the condom off, and expected to finish with my cock in my hand aiming it at her chest, but instead she grabbed me by the base and did the final stroking and pointed the glory soup to her neck for me.... Awesome!
Anyhow, they asked if I wanted ST or LT, St being only 500baht, LT being 1000 for each... I decided that although Im only a 1 popper, I simply HAd to go to sleep with 3 naked women sandwiched on me in the bed... So I did... I spooned the cute one, even slipped a finger in her a couple of times, silently in order not to make the others jealous.... What's that old song? "Oh What a Night!" ;-)
For the record, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!!!!
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