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Old 12-06-2002, 06:16 AM   #1
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Aarrgghh!!!

Fuck! One of my housemates just walked in while I was jacking off. The stupid thing is he didn't quickly turn around and walk away, no, he stood there looking slightly startled, smiled, then waved a bit... well, I just waved back, letting my still slightly covered dick fall loose, quickly grabbed it again and put it back in my pants, then jumped out of sight.

The moral of the story: don't share a house with other people. Being alone is good. People are bad.

Now, I'm gonna sit back and be traumatized for the rest of the day.
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Old 12-06-2002, 06:18 AM   #2
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Dude that's funny as fuck.
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Old 12-06-2002, 06:20 AM   #3
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I remember the day my mother caught me.
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Old 12-06-2002, 06:21 AM   #4
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Fuck! One of my housemates just walked in while I was jacking off. The stupid thing is he didn't quickly turn around and walk away, no, he stood there looking slightly startled, smiled, then waved a bit... well, I just waved back, letting my still slightly covered dick fall loose, quickly grabbed it again and put it back in my pants, then jumped out of sight.

The moral of the story: don't share a house with other people. Being alone is good. People are bad.

Now, I'm gonna sit back and be traumatized for the rest of the day.
Look at the bright side... at least it was your housemate, and not your mom!
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Old 12-06-2002, 06:22 AM   #5
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I remember the day my mother caught me.
Case and point.
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Old 12-06-2002, 06:25 AM   #6
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Look at the bright side... at least it was your housemate, and not your mom!
My mom once walked into my room while I was fucking some girl. She was going to complain about the noise
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Old 12-06-2002, 06:35 AM   #7
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I once fucked on girl on a friends bed when he entered, he was pissed as hell. Haha I guess because I was the first one who ever nailed a girl in his bed.

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Old 12-06-2002, 07:25 AM   #8
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Update: The situation in the house is rather awkward at this time. My christian "it is bad to be near buddhists" housemate is looking rather oddly at me, and I suspect he thinks I am a pervert for jacking off to internet porn. Either that or he is gay and craves my dick.
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Old 12-06-2002, 07:27 AM   #9
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Update: The situation in the house is rather awkward at this time. My christian "it is bad to be near buddhists" housemate is looking rather oddly at me, and I suspect he thinks I am a pervert for jacking off to internet porn. Either that or he is gay and craves my dick.
What about telling him you were previewing your work?
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Old 12-06-2002, 07:30 AM   #10
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LOL,, its thats funny,,

i remember when i was in the army i caught a dude jacking off in the pisser,

i must have laughed for hours, i didn't know anyone could jack off standing in the urinals
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Old 12-06-2002, 07:31 AM   #11
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on a positive side,,

atleast you know he won't touch your keyboard and mouse
again
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Old 12-06-2002, 07:31 AM   #12
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Old 12-06-2002, 08:25 AM   #13
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once at a party i fucked a girl in the hallway
the floor was pretty hard so we made a bed of peoples
jackets and stuff
there where sperm and hahahaha juice all over the clothes
talk about a riot when people where putting there clothes on
later that night
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Old 12-06-2002, 08:27 AM   #14
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i also got my cock sucked by a girl when her father entered
the room to
the poor guy didnt know what to do
he just went outside and closed the door
imagine seeing your daughter sucking a cock
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Old 12-06-2002, 10:15 AM   #15
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My dad walked in while my g/f was under the covers giving me a BJ one day.. he didnt know she was under there..... she had to sit there for like 2 minutes with my dick just sitting in her mouth.
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Old 12-06-2002, 10:28 AM   #16
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hah, our feelings are with you in this hard time of yours punkworld! *pat pat*

I would rather get caught fucking then jerking off... especially to inetpr0n ;).

Father walked in on me and my GF in the jacuzzi once. She was hysterical, I didn't care that much though ... Just love the way he knocks and opens the door at the same time. Its like why the fuck did you even bother to knock?
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Old 12-06-2002, 10:35 AM   #17
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My dad walked in while my g/f was under the covers giving me a BJ one day.. he didnt know she was under there..... she had to sit there for like 2 minutes with my dick just sitting in her mouth.
hah, would have been evil if she coughed or something...


hm, my mother once ound a recet from a online sextoyshop when cleaning:

- dildo with vibrator
- analplug
- lub

I was in the room when she started reading. I jumped up, ripped it out of her hands and shoved her out of the door.

...she made clear to me later that she got thruu the whole thing before I pushed our out though ;)
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Old 12-06-2002, 10:59 AM   #18
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i also got my cock sucked by a girl when her father entered
the room to
the poor guy didnt know what to do
he just went outside and closed the door
imagine seeing your daughter sucking a cock

I got my cock sucked by a girls father! The poor guy didnt know what to do. Afterwards he just went outside and closed the door.
Imagine seeing your daughters father sucking a cock!
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:30 AM   #19
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back in college I had my FOREIGN FEMALE VIRGIN INDIAN house mate walk into my room with my dick out. I think she was on the phone for a week speaking that disgusting pig latin of a language about it to all her friends. That was retarded.
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I got my cock sucked by a girls father! The poor guy didnt know what to do. Afterwards he just went outside and closed the door.
Imagine seeing your daughters father sucking a cock!
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