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Old 08-09-2009, 12:27 AM   #1
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Obese inmate hides gun in their flabs of fat!

First off, man or woman?



Here's the story on Yahoo:

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Sat Aug 8, 9:26 pm ET

HOUSTON ? An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.
Just get morbidly obese and you have that many more hiding places for shit!
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:29 AM   #2
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lmao thats one ugly dude..
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:30 AM   #3
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put the lotion in the basket
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:52 AM   #4
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:54 AM   #5
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:25 AM   #6
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Just get morbidly obese and you have that many more hiding places for shit!
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:43 AM   #7
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:47 AM   #8
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First off, man or woman?
Well, his first name is George, but his second name is Vera.
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Old 08-09-2009, 03:37 AM   #9
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How do you become Obese in Jail?
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Old 08-09-2009, 05:48 AM   #10
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that shit always cracks me up
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Old 08-09-2009, 05:54 AM   #11
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How do you become Obese in Jail?
From what I read he wasn't in there very long. Said he was searched during arrest and they search you before you are entered into the system there... They warn you during your arrest and before you walk into the jail that anything you have on you that is illegal or the police don't know about are additional felony charges, a class 2 or 4 I believe, it's been awhile since I've been to jail haha.

Couple years ago I was transported downtown shackled to this guy coming down off of meth, guess he didn't care too much that he was coming down considering he had another baggie smuggled in his ass.
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Old 08-09-2009, 06:00 AM   #12
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What an idiot, he got busted for selling illegals cds, and now with this stupid move, he probably doubled his sentence
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shit, I was sure that was a very ugly woman...
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Old 08-09-2009, 08:27 AM   #15
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People still use CDs??? Wow police must have solved all major crime....
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:37 AM   #16
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:32 PM   #17
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That "thing" is ugly as hell!
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:43 AM   #18
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It is different, I suppose.
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