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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24818

    #1

    Barack Obama and I nearly share a...

    ...birthday.

    Mine was today.

    His is tomorrow.

    However, he's slightly older than me.

    But I'm more handsome.

    And caucasian.
  • Machete_
    WINNING!
    • Oct 2002
    • 14579

    #2
    were you supposedly born on a island of hawaii as well?

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    • SilentKnight
      Megan Fox's fluffer
      • Oct 2005
      • 24818

      #3
      Originally posted by KrisH
      were you supposedly born on a island of hawaii as well?
      Ah, no.

      But I wouldn't mind retiring there someday.

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      • jaysmoke
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2007
        • 1192

        #4
        Zzzzzzzzz

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        • Iron Fist
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2006
          • 23400

          #5
          Originally posted by SilentKnight
          ...birthday.

          Mine was today.

          His is tomorrow.

          However, he's slightly older than me.

          But I'm more handsome.

          And caucasian.
          +1 for you! Have a good birthday!
          i like waffles

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          • Slutboat
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2008
            • 2388

            #6
            Originally posted by SilentKnight
            ...birthday.

            Mine was today.

            His is tomorrow.

            However, he's slightly older than me.

            But I'm more handsome.

            And caucasian.
            and caucasian! lucky you! you were born into the superior master race!!! people like you make me wish I wasn't born caucasian sometimes...
            The Slut Boat soon will be making another run
            The Slut Boat promises something for everyone

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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24818

              #7
              Originally posted by Slutboat
              people like you make me wish I wasn't born caucasian sometimes...
              The postman very nearly saw to it that you weren't born caucasian.

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              • SilentKnight
                Megan Fox's fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 24818

                #8
                Originally posted by sharphead
                +1 for you! Have a good birthday!
                Thnx Sharphead.

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                • Slutboat
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 2388

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                  The postman very nearly saw to it that you weren't born caucasian.
                  If thats the best you got then you are a dumbfuck as well as a racist.
                  The Slut Boat soon will be making another run
                  The Slut Boat promises something for everyone

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                  • ottyhotties
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2005
                    • 188

                    #10
                    Just think if the Obama occult members get their way someday you'll have a national holiday the day after your birthday to sleep in.

                    Happy Birthday!

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                    • SilentKnight
                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 24818

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Slutboat
                      If thats the best you got then you are a dumbfuck as well as a racist.
                      Is that the best fakenick you could muster?

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                      • seeandsee
                        Check SIG!
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 50945

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SilentKnight
                        ...birthday.

                        Mine was today.

                        His is tomorrow.

                        However, he's slightly older than me.

                        But I'm more handsome.

                        And caucasian.
                        happy bday
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