I dropped my Iphone in the toilet while taking a piss with one hand

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    I dropped my Iphone in the toilet while taking a piss with one hand

    and texting with the other hand....

    WTF are my options now? How much they gonna bang me to get another Iphone?
  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    If I put it in the microwave will it help?

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    • cherrylula
      lol
      • Jan 2002
      • 15969

      #3
      ewww! you should wash those hands before texting, now that's what I call a "dirty message " ;)

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      • Juicy D. Links
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        Originally posted by cherrylula
        ewww! you should wash those hands before texting, now that's what I call a "dirty message " ;)

        what am I thinking my Iphone is drenched with my piss

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        • SleazyDream
          I'm here for SPORT
          • Jul 2001
          • 41470

          #5
          ask for a refurbished one. that way you can have someone else's piss in your phone
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          • seeandsee
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            • Mar 2006
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            #6
            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
            If I put it in the microwave will it help?
            just put for few hours
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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Originally posted by seeandsee
              just put for few hours
              nah read above I didnt realize its drenched in piss , I am in pissed off state of mind now..

              i have to junk it , its tainted now...

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              • Nicky
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Mar 2003
                • 30071

                #8
                I did the same thing a while ago, wass'nt a iPhone though.

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                • smutnut
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 5889

                  #9
                  I would turn it off and see if it dries out. Unless you already know it's fried.

                  I spilled beer on my laptop once and watched it spark to death! It was right out of a sitcom, except I was pissed.

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                  • redwhiteandblue
                    Bollocks
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 2785

                    #10
                    I thought only women did things like this?
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                    • Juicy D. Links
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11
                      Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                      I thought only women did things like this?
                      I text n piss , text n drive , text while having sex

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                      • Juicy D. Links
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 122992

                        #12
                        Sim Card is drenched in piss also... I cant even use it in my backup phone

                        Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

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                        • Juilan
                          Sultan of Swing
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 15141

                          #13
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                          • CYF
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                            • Mar 2009
                            • 10973

                            #14
                            pull the battery asap.

                            rinse the phone with distilled water, tap water has a bunch of crap in it.

                            let it dry and hope for the best.

                            That's the advice I got when my phone slipped out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet. Ended up getting a g1 and more than happy with it.
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                            • candyflip
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                              • Jul 2002
                              • 43069

                              #15
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                              • CYF
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                                • Mar 2009
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                If I put it in the microwave will it help?
                                don't put it in the microwave
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                                • Mutt
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                                  • Sep 2002
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                                  #17
                                  hahaha now this is an authentic real JuicyDLinks thread.
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                                  • HouseHead

                                    #18
                                    Next time think before you fucking act. Shitstain

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                                    • JFK
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                                      • Jan 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                      ask for a refurbished one. that way you can have someone else's piss in your phone

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                                      • cherrylula
                                        lol
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 15969

                                        #20
                                        sell it on craigslist!

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                                        • AngelAfterlife
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                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 437

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CYF
                                          pull the battery asap.

                                          rinse the phone with distilled water, tap water has a bunch of crap in it.

                                          let it dry and hope for the best.

                                          That's the advice I got when my phone slipped out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet. Ended up getting a g1 and more than happy with it.
                                          You got it. Don't you have insurance for your phone? I pay $5 a month and Verizon will replace my phone anytime no questions asked.
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                                          • PurrrsianPussyKat
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 2088

                                            #22
                                            My daughter accidentally (stupidly?) went in a creek with her voyager in her back pocket. She took the battery out under water. Put it in a bowl of rice for 2 days and it works perfectly.

                                            On a side note, you seem to drop a lot of phones in the toilet Juicy.
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                                            • Aquarius
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 4754

                                              #23
                                              I always do that and I'm always afraid I will drop it. I won't do it anymore. LOL

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                                              • Fletch XXX
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 60840

                                                #24
                                                man i put my face in the toilet so many times vomiting as a drunk a little piss never hurt no one, wipe that shit off and call a chick to fuck tonight.

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                                                • _Richard_
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                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                  • 30989

                                                  #25
                                                  did the text message ever get sent? haha

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                                                  • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 18975

                                                    #26
                                                    Reminds me of the time my wife got her LG wet, in the ocean. It was fried..
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                                                    • danclips
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                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                      • 212

                                                      #27
                                                      Simple humidity fried my old razer v3xx on sunday, so I went and bought an I phone.

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                                                      • Scott McD
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                                                        • Nov 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        At least you didn't shit on it...


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                                                        • ShellyCrash
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                                                          • Jun 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                                                          I thought only women did things like this?
                                                          We generally don't stand over the toilet when we piss...

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                                                          • Wizzo
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • SonOfaBeach
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                                                              • Apr 2009
                                                              • 240

                                                              #31
                                                              Texting.... Orrrrrr trying to snap some sexy pics???



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                                                              • 96ukssob
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                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 12991

                                                                #32
                                                                i thought you had a blackberry?
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                                                                • Platinumpimp
                                                                  Logos and such.
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 10214

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Maybe ring the boys from the gym they will come over and fish it out for you - afterall they are not too scared for a little bit of shit.
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                                                                  • brand0n
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                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 26983

                                                                    #34
                                                                    pull the battery out he says lol
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                                                                    • C-Luv
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SonOfaBeach
                                                                      Texting.... Orrrrrr trying to snap some sexy pics???



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                                                                      • redwhiteandblue
                                                                        Bollocks
                                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                                        • 2785

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                                                                        We generally don't stand over the toilet when we piss...
                                                                        What my girl does is, she'll be taking a bath and talking on the phone, as you women do, and then after she's hung up she'll reach over to put the phone safely on top of the toilet...forgetting that for that to work, the lid needs to be down....
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                                                                        • Tom_PM
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                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 16443

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I let my iphone use the toilet while I took a piss in one hand. So, who's ever hand that was, thanks.


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                                                                          • SplitPalms
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Jul 2009
                                                                            • 39

                                                                            #38
                                                                            You should put it in a container and cover it with uncooked rice for a couple days and it will suck the water (and piss) out of it and into the rice. (Also those little silicon packets that say "Do Not Eat" work as well, but are not as available as rice might be.)

                                                                            If the phone doesn't work after that you could just cook the rice and feed it to someone you don't like to lift your spirits a little.

                                                                            Also, search youtube for "iPhone 3GS dropped in the pool." to bring back some of your hope. (I can't post links yet.)

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                                                                            • Kenny B!
                                                                              Confirmed Abuser
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 5718

                                                                              #39
                                                                              You can use the SIM Card, who cares it's your piss, I don't see the big deal.

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                                                                              • crockett
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                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                • 76818

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                and texting with the other hand....

                                                                                WTF are my options now? How much they gonna bang me to get another Iphone?
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                                                                                • Dianne22
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                                                                                  • Dec 2006
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  iphone addict! lol
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                                                                                  • Niktamer
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                                                                                    • May 2005
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    got mine 3 days ago and my gf is already jealous

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