After not getting any for awhile, I decided to still stay faithful to her and bought a Fleshlight. Since my GF has a really hot sister named Jenn, i named my fleshlight Jenn and wrote on it with a permanent marker and tried to draw two blue eyes so i could imagine her looking at me while we are doing it.
Anyways, i was fucking Jenn last night and my GF calls to help her with the groceries. So I go at it faster and finish inside Jenn real quick but didn't have time to clean it and left it on-top of the counter. (told myself that as soon as i get back in, i will take care of it)
So, i got the heavy stuff and she went in first to open the doors for me. I walk in and looked for Jenn but she was nowhere to be found, went to the bedroom and there was my GF looking at me with a "I will kill you" look with Jenn in her hand. I asked her to give me Jenn back but she wouldn't. She got a knife, stabbed and ripped Jenn apart and threw her in the garbage, then accused me of cheating on her. I tried to tell her that the fleshlight came from the factory with Jenn and those eyes drawn on it and that i tried so hard to find Ashley (her name) but they were on back order. She didn't buy it.
So did I cheat on her? Can I press charges on her for murdering my Jenn?
Anyways, i was fucking Jenn last night and my GF calls to help her with the groceries. So I go at it faster and finish inside Jenn real quick but didn't have time to clean it and left it on-top of the counter. (told myself that as soon as i get back in, i will take care of it)
So, i got the heavy stuff and she went in first to open the doors for me. I walk in and looked for Jenn but she was nowhere to be found, went to the bedroom and there was my GF looking at me with a "I will kill you" look with Jenn in her hand. I asked her to give me Jenn back but she wouldn't. She got a knife, stabbed and ripped Jenn apart and threw her in the garbage, then accused me of cheating on her. I tried to tell her that the fleshlight came from the factory with Jenn and those eyes drawn on it and that i tried so hard to find Ashley (her name) but they were on back order. She didn't buy it.
So did I cheat on her? Can I press charges on her for murdering my Jenn?
Mate, she must be fuming! 
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