US Senator: - "The Internet is a Series of Tubes"

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  • NTM
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2006
    • 1087

    #1

    US Senator: - "The Internet is a Series of Tubes"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

    "Series of tubes" is an analogy used by United States Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) to describe the Internet in the context of network neutrality.


    Originally posted by United States Senator Ted Stevens

    Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got...an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.
    Originally posted by United States Senator Ted Stevens

    The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
    ahahahahaa

    oh, wow
  • Pixelbucks Eric
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2008
    • 496

    #2
    wow that is some serious ignorance.
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    • seeandsee
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      • Mar 2006
      • 50945

      #3
      lol he got it right :D :D :D
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      • directfiesta
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 30137

        #4
        Alaaskaaa ....
        I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

        But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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        • Wizzo
          2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
          • Nov 2000
          • 15224

          #5
          Welcome to two years ago!
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          • RadicalSights
            So Fucking Banned
            • Mar 2009
            • 1595

            #6
            Tubes...

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            • crockett
              in a van by the river
              • May 2003
              • 76818

              #7
              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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              • NTM
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2006
                • 1087

                #8

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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682

                  #9
                  World wide web all up in these bitches and hoes!

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                  • Rochard
                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 75733

                    #10
                    A few years back the US Senate was having a hearing about SPAM. What they were saying proved that they had no clue of how the Internet works. Seems nothing has changed since then.
                    Herschel Savage
                    Brooklyn, NY

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                    • epitome
                      So Fucking Lame
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 12156

                      #11
                      He isn't even a Senator anymore.

                      He was yet another corrupted Republican. He was a senior Senator with a ton of influence and got busted taking bribes.

                      Hence being former Senator Ted Stevens.

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Stevens

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                      • CYF
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                        • Mar 2009
                        • 10973

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Wizzo
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                        • Fletch XXX
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                          • Jan 2002
                          • 60840

                          #13
                          its like the drive through bank tubes!

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                          • sysk
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 1005

                            #14


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                            • Klen
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 32235

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sysk


                              Yep i posted about this before.I saw that video when illegal tube sites started to pop out.

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                              • Iron Fist
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 23400

                                #16
                                I wonder what that senator will say when they talk about tube sites. Someones brain will explode.
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                                • Denaz
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2009
                                  • 204

                                  #17
                                  stop all the streaming! i cant receive my Internets !
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                                  • gornyhuy
                                    Chafed.
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 18041

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by sysk


                                    Thank god for the timeline pic.

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                                    • Libertine
                                      sex dwarf
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 17860

                                      #19
                                      Here's the original speech. It's fucking scary that guys like this one get to make any decisions at all.

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                                      • GrouchyAdmin
                                        Now choke yourself!
                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 12085

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Wizzo
                                        Welcome to two years ago!
                                        Which makes you wonder - who ismore dumb? The person who made a retarded statement about something he didn't understand, or someone who can't tell time?

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                                        • u-Bob
                                          there's no $$$ in porn
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 33063

                                          #21
                                          This thread needs a pic of Germans invading Poland....

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                                          • who
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 19593

                                            #22
                                            He also says something about how he 'got the internet', someone sent it to him 'this morning' and it arrived 'yesterday'.

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