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mrkris · 01-23-2009, 12:32 PM

Hi,

I'm available for full time development. My skill set is as follows:

1. PHP
2. MySQL
3. Ruby+Rails
4. Design principles (KISS, DRY) and patterns (MVC, Singleton, Factory, etc)
5. Ajax goodies
6. Scalable design with Caching (Keep your site up under heavy traffic load)
7. Server management (Linux, BSD)
8. SEO/SEM and social traffic generation

I follow PEAR coding standard and support PHPdoc. I've been in adult for about 4 years and have been programming for 9. I have many references here for those who are interested.

If you're interested, please send an email to kris at adultapi dot com or an icq to 324500546

Thanks!

Klen · 01-23-2009, 12:37 PM

Something is wrong with your icq

mrkris · 01-23-2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Something is wrong with your icq

Oh crap, number backwards, thanks. 342500546

Sands · 01-23-2009, 12:42 PM

He's a solid dude, and it'll be very hard to find another programmer that has as much experience and ability as mrkris. I'd wish you luck, but I have sincere doubts that you'll need it.

k0nr4d · 01-23-2009, 01:00 PM

I highly recommend this guy. he's the second best programmer on gfy

mrkris · 01-23-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I highly recommend this guy. he's the second best programmer on gfy

hahahahhh

HorseShit · 01-23-2009, 01:08 PM

are you looking to work full time for someone or taking on projects right now until something full time comes along?

mrkris · 01-23-2009, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

are you looking to work full time for someone or taking on projects right now until something full time comes along?

I'm up for both right now.

drocd · 01-23-2009, 02:16 PM

I have a feeling it won't take long for a program to snatch him up full-time. Any program that can afford him will not be disappointed.

DomP_nl · 01-23-2009, 02:49 PM

Kris is the guy you need when y're looking for a developer

BradM · 01-23-2009, 02:54 PM

kris knows his shit no doubt

mrkris · 01-23-2009, 02:58 PM

Thanks guys for the warm replies

borked · 01-23-2009, 03:20 PM

a rare breed - gets my vote

everett · 01-23-2009, 03:35 PM

A stand up guy and an incredible programmer.

good luck kris

JD · 01-23-2009, 04:05 PM

mrkris broke my heart

mrkris · 01-23-2009, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD

mrkris broke my heart

I tend to have that effect on girls.

Techie Media · 01-23-2009, 05:04 PM

MrKris is a Fantastic coder A+++ If you need some serious coding woek he is highly recommended.

psili · 01-23-2009, 05:50 PM

I've never met or worked with mrkris.
My brother-in-law's wife spells her name "kris"
mrkris may or may not be the wife of my brother in law.

Throw that shit in an "if...else" statement, bitches!!!! yea... psili ftw.

devine · 01-23-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris

Hi,

I'm available for full time development. My skill set is as follows:

1. PHP
2. MySQL
3. Ruby+Rails
4. Design principles (KISS, DRY) and patterns (MVC, Singleton, Factory, etc)
5. Ajax goodies
6. Scalable design with Caching (Keep your site up under heavy traffic load)
7. Server management (Linux, BSD)
8. SEO/SEM and social traffic generation

I follow PEAR coding standard and support PHPdoc. I've been in adult for about 4 years and have been programming for 9. I have many references here for those who are interested.

If you're interested, please send an email to kris at adultapi dot com or an icq to 324500546

Thanks!

If you can work per project, we may have something for you soon, I'm keeping your contact info just in case

mrkris · 01-23-2009, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devine

If you can work per project, we may have something for you soon, I'm keeping your contact info just in case

I do side work all the time

StuartD · 01-23-2009, 07:13 PM

If we were going to hire a programmer for ATK, I would push as hard as I could for you man.

To anyone who may need some programming work, definitely go with mrkris.
Not only is his code way better than my own, but he's been (behind the scenes) helping myself and many other coders around here to learn new and better techniques.

That's not just rare, that's unique.

D Ghost · 01-23-2009, 07:57 PM

Bump for mrkris....

Shai West · 01-23-2009, 08:35 PM

Mrkris rocks!!! Bump for you!!!

xxx

dissipate · 01-23-2009, 08:42 PM

Besides being a pretty good coder, I've uh...heard .... he has baby soft skin.

Mutt · 01-23-2009, 08:47 PM

mrkris is a good dude and a coding fiend - he talks way over my head but he has a passion for coding that other programmers don't seem to have. he's done small stuff for me and he didn't even charge me! he felt bad that he couldn't take a fairly big job for me since he was full time in house at the time so he did the small mods for me for free.

i don't think he'll be on the market long.

d-null · 01-24-2009, 01:50 AM

bump for you and a quick semi off topic question

I'm curious about ruby on rails, can you point out an example website that was done entirely in ruby on rails?

mrkris · 01-24-2009, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

bump for you and a quick semi off topic question

I'm curious about ruby on rails, can you point out an example website that was done entirely in ruby on rails?

Shoot me an icq

nation-x · 01-24-2009, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I highly recommend this guy. he's the second best programmer on gfy

That is speculation... there are alot of programmers on gfy that you don't even know about.

candyflip · 01-24-2009, 08:15 AM

Can I pay you with hedgehogs?

mrkris · 01-24-2009, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Can I pay you with hedgehogs?

hahahahaha

Polo69 · 01-24-2009, 12:17 PM

bump bump...

01-24-2009, 08:26 PM

mrkris sucks

I keed, good luck holmes!

mrkris · 01-24-2009, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch

mrkris sucks

I keed, good luck holmes!

Ouch! Thanks for the bump, fool

drocd · 01-26-2009, 01:01 PM

mrkris is a Singleton, or possibly a Builder, working in a Factory while he Observes the Interpreter Bridge the Prototype.

FakeNick · 01-26-2009, 01:02 PM

mrkris is a great programmer he has done stuff for me in the past

he is very reliable and will work until you are happy

Makingcoin · 01-27-2009, 12:29 AM

A great addition for any team.

DomP_nl · 01-27-2009, 01:34 PM

btw, he makes nice baby's too

Polo69 · 01-27-2009, 03:04 PM

Kris has helped me with many projects, this guy does A++ work! Reasonable with time and money. Thumbs up dude.

everett · 01-28-2009, 11:20 AM

Bumb for Kris!

HorseShit · 08-02-2009, 09:16 AM

Are you still around? Your site isn't up, you're not on icq, hit me up when you get a chance

icq 240208

jay23 · 08-02-2009, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris

Hi,

I'm available for full time development. My skill set is as follows:

1. PHP
2. MySQL
3. Ruby+Rails

For a ASP.NET developer , should they learn RR or PHP ? or even bother because we are so spoiled with M$ stuff ?

Babaganoosh · 08-02-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jay23

For a ASP.NET developer , should they learn RR or PHP ? or even bother because we are so spoiled with M$ stuff ?

I can't even begin to comprehend why someone would use a proprietary language on a proprietary server platform. It boggles my mind. Anyway, to answer your question, pick up PHP. You'll be glad you did.

jay23 · 08-02-2009, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I can't even begin to comprehend why someone would use a proprietary language on a proprietary server platform. It boggles my mind. Anyway, to answer your question, pick up PHP. You'll be glad you did.

I agree...but what people are saying is that if I am going to put an effort i should go for RR just because it has some of the similar stuff that i do such as MVC etc.

Babaganoosh · 08-02-2009, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jay23

I agree...but what people are saying is that if I am going to put an effort i should go for RR just because it has some of the similar stuff that i do such as MVC etc.

Lots of frameworks for lots of different languages use the MVC system. RoR doesn't have a monopoly on that. CakePHP is decent. http://cakephp.org/

pstation · 08-02-2009, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I can't even begin to comprehend why someone would use a proprietary language on a proprietary server platform. It boggles my mind. Anyway, to answer your question, pick up PHP. You'll be glad you did.

jay23 · 08-02-2009, 11:58 AM

One of the reason i still do work on net is because of the rich 3rd party support, see

http://www.componentsource.com/index.html

Babaganoosh · 08-02-2009, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pstation

Cute, but I used to work as an administrator for Sprint and then H&R Block. I had my MCSE for years. I have worked in an enterprise environment and I can comfortably say that Linux and open source languages are far superior...especially for what we do. Windows and .NET are fine for a corporate environment (if you're into that whole corporate thing).

Really, we just build websites and sell porn. That's it.

01-23-2009, 12:32 PM	#1
mrkris Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 2,737	PHP/Rails developer available Hi, I'm available for full time development. My skill set is as follows: 1. PHP 2. MySQL 3. Ruby+Rails 4. Design principles (KISS, DRY) and patterns (MVC, Singleton, Factory, etc) 5. Ajax goodies 6. Scalable design with Caching (Keep your site up under heavy traffic load) 7. Server management (Linux, BSD) 8. SEO/SEM and social traffic generation I follow PEAR coding standard and support PHPdoc. I've been in adult for about 4 years and have been programming for 9. I have many references here for those who are interested. If you're interested, please send an email to kris at adultapi dot com or an icq to 324500546 Thanks! __________________ PHP-MySQL-Rails \| ICQ: 342500546

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psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I've never met or worked with mrkris. My brother-in-law's wife spells her name "kris" mrkris may or may not be the wife of my brother in law. Throw that shit in an "if...else" statement, bitches!!!! yea... psili ftw. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

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StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	If we were going to hire a programmer for ATK, I would push as hard as I could for you man. To anyone who may need some programming work, definitely go with mrkris. Not only is his code way better than my own, but he's been (behind the scenes) helping myself and many other coders around here to learn new and better techniques. That's not just rare, that's unique. __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

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01-23-2009, 08:42 PM	#24
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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	mrkris is a good dude and a coding fiend - he talks way over my head but he has a passion for coding that other programmers don't seem to have. he's done small stuff for me and he didn't even charge me! he felt bad that he couldn't take a fairly big job for me since he was full time in house at the time so he did the small mods for me for free. i don't think he'll be on the market long. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	mrkris sucks I keed, good luck holmes!

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