WTF? Too lazy to date online? Outsource your shit

**Fletch XXX** · 07-26-2009, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

WHY THE FUCK would anyone use this...

lack of time and too many hoes dogg

**JFK** · 07-26-2009, 06:02 PM

Thanks Juicy, my prayers haver been answered, all I have to do is get laid now

**WiredGuy** · 07-26-2009, 06:45 PM

Can they handle the actual chores of dating / maintenence and just let me know when its time to get laid? That would free up so much of my time.
WG

**SBJ** · 07-26-2009, 06:55 PM

fucking sweet! do they handle the break ups and dinner with her parents and such too after the first few dates?

"um yeah sorry jane i can't make it tonight but i'm sending you this asian guy for you to introduce in my place to your folks.. but come over after and we'll have sex"

**kane** · 07-26-2009, 07:48 PM

Here is what I want from a service like this.

I want them to pick her up, take her to a nice place for dinner and take her somewhere she wants to go. Be attentive and listen to her. Care about her and enjoy conversation with her. Then slowly seduce her. Once she is on all fours, naked on the bed I'll run in, pump her hard for about 2 minutes, pull out and cum on her back then run back out of the room. The dating service can apologize for me cumming so fast, get her cleaned up and get her home.

What do you think they will charge for this.

;)

**Juicy D. Links** · 07-26-2009, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by SBJ

fucking sweet! do they handle the break ups and dinner with her parents and such too after the first few dates?

"um yeah sorry jane i can't make it tonight but i'm sending you this asian guy for you to introduce in my place to your folks.. but come over after and we'll have sex"

I like that. Outsource the shit parts, save the fun stuff for yourself.

**Juicy D. Links** · 07-27-2009, 11:51 AM

"It can take weeks of your time just to arrange one date. Besides, you don't want to deal with the frustration of conversations that go nowhere, the endless waiting, or the sting of rejection. We take the hits and do the hard work for you"

I love this!!!!!

**The Heron** · 07-27-2009, 11:58 AM

Lets face it, if you're dating online chances are you DO HAVE LOTS OF FREE TIME since you aren't getting nagged by a chick or cleaning your house to impress anyone. Useless service.

**nico-t** · 07-27-2009, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Can they handle the actual chores of dating / maintenence and just let me know when its time to get laid? That would free up so much of my time.
WG

that would be ideal

**Crystal Scripts** · 07-27-2009, 01:38 PM

isn't it a fake?

**Hentaikid** · 07-27-2009, 01:46 PM

I thought this would be a link to Tim Ferris... he did it first, half as a joke but it worked

**alias** · 07-27-2009, 01:50 PM

Donkey penis seeks 18F for 1 year term [on the side] relationship. Who do I call?

**Kiwigirl** · 07-27-2009, 02:45 PM

That cracked me up! LOL

**KillerK** · 07-27-2009, 03:21 PM

that shit works, I have so much more free time now

**Dirty Dane** · 07-27-2009, 03:49 PM

I buy hookers.

**Serge Litehead** · 07-27-2009, 03:50 PM

this is great idea for escorts.. arranging dates for immediate needs

WTF? Too lazy to date online? Outsource your shit

WTF? Too lazy to date online? Outsource your shit

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