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This thread is very cool, like it. I stop with working because this thread is too interesting :D

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Originally Posted by PornHero (Post 16113992)

In 1994, when I was living with my parents, I spoke to Bill Gates while i was extremely hungover.

I was operating on zero sleep as I had pulled an allnighter fucking a bisexual chick named Dazy.

I asked him 2 questions. He answered them.

Sounds fake but its true. :thumbsup :pimp

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What were the questions?

Question #1: Will the rise of the "knowledge economy" (the big buzzword back then) have a net effect of creating more jobs or taking jobs away. His answer was - "It will create more jobs but you will need to be better educated to take advantage".

Question #2: If you had to do it all over again, other than computers, what industry would you have gotten into? His answer - "Biotechology, they are doing some really interesting things in Biotechnology right now".

For a billionaire and master of the computer world he was one cool, chilled-out dude. Ever since then I can't bring myself to bash Microsoft. I'm pretty sure he has a few harddrives full of porn. :winkwink:

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Originally Posted by PornHero (Post 16114027)

Nice, those are actually good questions too. I have seen him interviewed before and he seems like a cool guy. He is working hard to find good, productive ways to use his money for positive change in the world.

Porn will secretly replace cooking shows among the elite...

None of you would believe me. The truth is out there.

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Originally Posted by piskas (Post 16114010)

Dudes like it when ladies milk their prostate

HELL YEAH!
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Damn some crazy ass stories

2 more:

I just put up a domain regged since early 1990 for sale. (see my inconspicuous top of sig)

A lizard came onto my patio as I typed that first one. (lol, almost put "a lizard came on my patio")

I was born october 13th at 10:13 and according to my mother's telling, the nurse was so reluctant to write the numeral "13" that on my birth certificate, the 13th is spelled out "thirteenth" and she refused to write my time of birth so she wrote "10:12" which annoys me to no end since it'd be so cool to tell people. Thanks for this thread, now it's out there.