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TDF · 12-03-2002, 03:41 PM

in diz hea' biz airrybody gotz to have they claim to fame. I made my rep on da streets and I be known to porn for havin bitchez with tattoos and bullet wounds cuz I think dat shit be sexy as a muhfugga! I like dem ghetto hoes with kid bearin' hipz and dem big ass DSL(dizzack suckin lipz for da ebonically impared)

so what be yo claim to fame cuzz?

Jakke PNG · 12-03-2002, 03:42 PM

My looks, and my charming personality.

SetTheWorldonFire · 12-03-2002, 03:44 PM

just my big cock with game

TDF · 12-03-2002, 03:45 PM

cuz I got a whole bunch of them lil homie foolz! My fav. one is da pig with da box of donuts in hiz hand

Beastiepoo · 12-03-2002, 03:49 PM

Will someone please translate Mr TDF's post for me? I've obviously been out of the USA too long. I can understand the Scottish now but heavy ebonics totally baffle me.

As for a claim to fame? Prolly giving birth to this baby when the time comes. I've decided that ANY woman who's gone through this pregnancy thing all the way and given birth at the end is a SUPERWOMAN. I'm looking forward to joining the ranks although I'm scared shitless.

Honeyslut · 12-03-2002, 04:04 PM

The only person to ever put a bookstore in Rush Limbaugh's favorite town !

Daymare · 12-03-2002, 04:09 PM

Women love me for my tgp with 1 billion hits.

cherrylula · 12-03-2002, 04:13 PM

in my lifetime, i've shaken hands with Nancy Reagan, Bill Clinton, and Marilyn Manson.

but i don't have any desire for fame... all i want is money and power.

irisPornKings · 12-03-2002, 05:56 PM

i met that goofy guy from that one sitcom one time, and i told him he was short.

also... mm... that's all.

quiet · 12-03-2002, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
but i don't have any desire for fame... all i want is money and power.

hell yes.

my claim to fame? 7 long years in this biz, and closing in on retirement

railz · 12-03-2002, 06:14 PM

I only have one - I interviewed Mark Hamill for a PC magazine back in about 96 (I think). He was in Wing Commander III.

Nothing like being face to face with your boyhood hero.

TDF · 12-03-2002, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
I only have one - I interviewed Mark Hamill for a PC magazine back in about 96 (I think). He was in Wing Commander III.

Nothing like being face to face with your boyhood hero.

dats yo claim to fame? dats lame nicca!! dat squirrerl be whuppin yo azz

Kimmykim · 12-03-2002, 09:16 PM

I beat the squirrel up.

dirtyone · 12-03-2002, 09:20 PM

I control the universe... werd

Undutchable · 12-03-2002, 09:21 PM

My claim to fame are my ratio's at NastyDollars

theWatsonian · 12-03-2002, 09:22 PM

Two words, one great taste. Peanut butter.

Fletch XXX · 12-03-2002, 09:22 PM

'What can I do, what can I say, is there another way?
Blunts and gin all day, twenty-fo' parlay'

quiet · 12-03-2002, 09:24 PM

damn, that shit's talkin' to a nigga.

jimmyf · 12-03-2002, 09:28 PM

Never went 2 prison.

KRL · 12-03-2002, 10:50 PM

Oh man, I've had a few great ones.

Johnny Carson made a joke on the Tonight Show talking about one of our funniest pay per call programs.

I got interviewed on Entertainment Tonight once.

Made the Wall St. Journal 2 times. Once in a front page article about pay per call. The other I had bid on the most valuable gold coin in the country at the time.

We were mentioned on that old Robin Leach show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous once.

Had the first full page phone sex ad in Hustler.

Had one of my first adult web sites featured in Penthouse's book published called CyberSex. But the dumb fuck typesetter at the publisihng company mispelled the site's URL.

Got to meet a shitload of celebrities in LA. One time walked into an elevator and Heather Locklear was in there alone looking fucking drop dead gorgeous and she asked me what floor? (And of course I'm thinking ok I'm dreaming right now, but wouldn't this be a great moment to get stuck in an elevator

). Eating dinner at Mr. Chows had Farrah Fawcett who was still a babe at the time sitting right next to me with Ryan Oneal. Magic Johnson tried to pickup on my girlfriend in a club one time when I went to the bathroom. Saw him making his moves as I was walking back and just came back shook his hand and said damn your big dude and he just cracked up laughing knowing I caught him in the act.

A few more funny ones, but I'll leave it at that.

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Oh man, I've had a few great ones. Johnny Carson made a joke on the Tonight Show talking about one of our funniest pay per call programs. I got interviewed on Entertainment Tonight once. Made the Wall St. Journal 2 times. Once in a front page article about pay per call. The other I had bid on the most valuable gold coin in the country at the time. We were mentioned on that old Robin Leach show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous once. Had the first full page phone sex ad in Hustler. Had one of my first adult web sites featured in Penthouse's book published called CyberSex. But the dumb fuck typesetter at the publisihng company mispelled the site's URL. Got to meet a shitload of celebrities in LA. One time walked into an elevator and Heather Locklear was in there alone looking fucking drop dead gorgeous and she asked me what floor? (And of course I'm thinking ok I'm dreaming right now, but wouldn't this be a great moment to get stuck in an elevator ). Eating dinner at Mr. Chows had Farrah Fawcett who was still a babe at the time sitting right next to me with Ryan Oneal. Magic Johnson tried to pickup on my girlfriend in a club one time when I went to the bathroom. Saw him making his moves as I was walking back and just came back shook his hand and said damn your big dude and he just cracked up laughing knowing I caught him in the act. A few more funny ones, but I'll leave it at that. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains