TXT a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

**CaptainHowdy** · 07-23-2009, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by CheeseFrog

Her: i don't see you that way. You are just my friend and we will only be friends. I love you tho.
Me: a simple "no" would have sufficed

...

**BradM** · 07-23-2009, 08:26 AM

Warning: Individual results will vary

Me: Hey how are you?
Sister in law: Good... sup?
Me: when am I gonna get a chance to tap that?
Sister in law: ...
Me: Don't tell your sister
Sister in law: ok

**fatfoo** · 07-23-2009, 08:28 AM

maybe your texts got wire tapped

They tapped that

**CheeseFrog** · 07-23-2009, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by BradM

Warning: Individual results will vary

Me: Hey how are you?
Sister in law: Good... sup?
Me: when am I gonna get a chance to tap that?
Sister in law: ...
Me: Don't tell your sister
Sister in law: ok

Holla!!!

**StaceyJo** · 07-23-2009, 08:55 AM

Hahahaha..funny!

**Fucksakes** · 07-23-2009, 08:56 AM

Bill: wuddup
Bill: got money today?
fucksakes: nothin, when you gonna let me tap that?
Bill: lol wtf

fucksakes: hey there
Brazzers: hi
fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that?
Brazzers: tap what bro?

fucksakes: hey
Caroline: Hi Danny
fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that?
Caroline: what? lol
fucksakes: lol
fucksakes: just fucking with ya
Caroline: i was like omg his comp has a virus was my first thought lol
fucksakes: someone said.. say that to random ppl and see what kinda response ill get.
Caroline: ok let me make it more interesting then... Oh danny i've liked you since i was 12 even tho ure my cousin LOL

**Fucksakes** · 07-23-2009, 09:01 AM

fucksakes: hey there
Brazzer#2 : hey danny wassup?
fucksakes: Brazzer sent me to you
fucksakes: said you would let me tap that

**The Heron** · 07-23-2009, 09:03 AM

Heron: when you gonna let me tap that
girl: damn I'm still sore from last night, when I get off work I guess

**SilentKnight** · 07-23-2009, 09:04 AM

On MSN with the wife:

Me: Hey babe, wuzzup?
Wife: Notta, whatcha' doing?
Me: When's a good time to tap that?
Wife: Huh?
Me: You know...tap that thang.
Wife: Ahh, we stopped that after the honeymoon, remember?

**Martin** · 07-23-2009, 09:07 AM

Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

**Deej** · 07-23-2009, 09:07 AM

This thread ROCKS!!!!!!

If I only I was into texting..

Ill keep it verbal

**Fucksakes** · 07-23-2009, 09:07 AM

ill try my girlfriend at work via email.

**seeandsee** · 07-23-2009, 09:09 AM

lol funny shit

**CherryV** · 07-23-2009, 09:11 AM

This thread delivers...

**SilentKnight** · 07-23-2009, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by Martin

Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

Somehow I just knew 'mom' would make an appearance in this thread.

**Fucksakes** · 07-23-2009, 09:18 AM

livejasmin..

waiting for gf reply from work.

**Vicious_B** · 07-23-2009, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by CherryV

This thread delivers...

Every person I can think of to send that too would end up with bad results.

**SteveHardeman** · 07-23-2009, 09:26 AM

Me: Hi
Mandy Blake: Hi
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Mandy Blake: What???
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Mandy Blake: LOL, I saw what u wrote. What do u want to tap exactly?
Me: OK, you're no fun. Forget I asked. :-)

**Fucksakes** · 07-23-2009, 09:27 AM

Me: Hey babe, how’s your day?
Girlfriend: Same, Same
Me: Ah.. going to let me tap dat later?
Girlfriend: haha

exgirlfriend
fucksakes: hey
Sarah: hey
fucksakes: wondering when your going to let me tap that
Sarah: ?
Sarah: who is this?
fucksakes: danny.. one sec
Sarah: why would you type that to me lol
fucksakes: haha.. your no fun
fucksakes: show ya in tha sec
Sarah: you've already tapped this

**SilentKnight** · 07-23-2009, 09:35 AM

Me: Howdy?
BritneySpears: like, yo?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
BritneySpears: tap? wha...?
Me: You know...tap that.
BritneySpears: take a number.

**CheeseFrog** · 07-23-2009, 09:38 AM

Me: Hey, you around? got a question for you...
Her: Whats up
Me: When u gonna let me tap that?
Her: You're joking right
Me: I guess that means no
Her: (1/2) If you were serious i need to delete that text and you need to ask another question because ***** knew you had a question when he left to go to work so
Her: (2/2) hes gonna ask what it was

**D Ghost** · 07-23-2009, 09:40 AM

"Sarah: you've already tapped this" haha lol

**CheeseFrog** · 07-23-2009, 09:41 AM

holy fucking awkward i texted my friends cousin from his phone and she said sure

**Iron Fist** · 07-23-2009, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by Martin

Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

LOL.... winnah!

**boneprone** · 07-23-2009, 09:43 AM

Every single gal I asked told me to come on over?

WTF?

**Redmanthatcould** · 07-23-2009, 09:44 AM

First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff:

Anne:

**Fucksakes** · 07-23-2009, 09:46 AM

Me: hey grandma
Grandma: hey Danny, you going to come see me soon
Me: sure.. I was wondering if your going to let me tap dat?
Grandma: ah come on.. first your father and now you!

**Martin** · 07-23-2009, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by VS_Jeff

First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff:

Anne:

Shot dooooown.

**Fucksakes** · 07-23-2009, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by VS_Jeff

First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff:

Anne:

Hi Anne

**Ahoddie** · 07-23-2009, 09:49 AM

Hello!

**Ahoddie** · 07-23-2009, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by VS_Jeff

First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff:

Anne:

I Jeff you, Jeff.

**munki** · 07-23-2009, 09:56 AM

Munki ‎(10:55 AM):
yoo
VideoSecretsJeff ‎(10:55 AM):
sup g
Munki ‎(10:55 AM):
When you gonna let me tap that?
VideoSecretsJeff ‎(10:55 AM):
again, you mean?

**Vicious_B** · 07-23-2009, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by VS_Jeff

First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff:

Anne:

Best one by far!

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 07-23-2009, 10:00 AM

This thread wins for Lulz.

**Fucksakes** · 07-23-2009, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by 12clicksMichele

Best one by far!

whats your icq.. i got something to ask you

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 07-23-2009, 10:04 AM

Me: What's up playa?
Angry Jew Cat: not much, not much
Angry Jew Cat: slackin
Angry Jew Cat: lol
Me: So uhhh... When you gonna let me tap that?
Angry Jew Cat: hmmm?
Angry Jew Cat: lol

**Deej** · 07-23-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by Killswitch

Me: What's up playa?
Angry Jew Cat: not much, not much
Angry Jew Cat: slackin
Angry Jew Cat: lol
Me: So uhhh... When you gonna let me tap that?
Angry Jew Cat: hmmm?
Angry Jew Cat: lol

I knew you had tendencies...

**Vicious_B** · 07-23-2009, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by Fucksakes

whats your icq.. i got something to ask you

**CYF** · 07-23-2009, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by Martin

Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

this thread delivers

**munki** · 07-23-2009, 10:20 AM

Munki ‎(10:54 AM):
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=917542
Butterfly ‎(11:18 AM):
haha, everyone loved it
Munki ‎(11:18 AM):
good schitt
Munki ‎(11:19 AM):
So when you gonna let me tap that?
Butterfly ‎(11:19 AM):
right...lol

**Phoenix** · 07-23-2009, 10:23 AM

awesome thread..more women need to be asked

**Fucksakes** · 07-23-2009, 10:26 AM

Garfield: what a boring day
fucksakes: yeah no kidding
fucksakes: when you going ot let me tap dat
Garfield: so... When you gonna let me tap that?
Garfield: lmao
fucksakes: :P
Garfield: fucker

**CIVMatt** · 07-23-2009, 10:26 AM

Me: Hey got a quick question
Punker Barbie: What's up babe?
Me: when you going to let me tap that?
Punker Barbie: When elephants fly

shit

**Fucksakes** · 07-23-2009, 10:26 AM

my gf replies again: You wanna tap dat?

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 07-23-2009, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by Killswitch

Me: What's up playa?
Angry Jew Cat: not much, not much
Angry Jew Cat: slackin
Angry Jew Cat: lol
Me: So uhhh... When you gonna let me tap that?
Angry Jew Cat: hmmm?
Angry Jew Cat: lol

At first I thought it was just another GFY fag coming out of the closet with their craving for furry Jew ass....

**boneprone** · 07-23-2009, 10:28 AM

Boneprone: Question for ya.
Boneprone: When are you gunna let me tap that?
Nikki Portanova: Ya gotta call my secretary and make an appointment first.
Boneprone: Ok Ill have my people call your people.

Seems pretty simple? No?

**Scott McD** · 07-23-2009, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by Martin

Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

Oh my !!

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 07-23-2009, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

At first I thought it was just another GFY fag coming out of the closet with their craving for furry Jew ass....

Your avatar looks so warm and inviting I have to hit that shit like a CAVE MANNNNNN!!!

**CIVMatt** · 07-23-2009, 10:47 AM

Me: Hey got a quick question
Trisha Uptown: Who is this?
Me: civmatt
Trisha Uptown: Cool!! I will save ur #. What's up?
Me: when you going to let me tap that?
Trisha Uptown: Hahahaha.... ur terrible!! No u just didn't ask me that

TXT a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

TXT a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

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