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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    I need to go into hiding......

    My girlfriend's mother is visiting for 2 days.........


    HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • RyuLion
    • Mar 2003
    • 32369

    #2
    Good luck with that..
    but then again its sometimes good to have The "In-laws" on your side..

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    • StickyGreen
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      • Oct 2003
      • 13076

      #3
      Yea, because everyone on some porn board gives a shit about what some gay ass canadian motherfucker is up to in his boring ass life.........

      What's that you say? Your in-laws are coming into town? COOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL! Let me go fucking "tweet" about it now. lol
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      • brassmonkey
        Pay It Forward
        • Sep 2005
        • 77396

        #4
        i thought u were hunting 4 some pootang in another thread
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        • munki
          Do Fun Shit.
          • Dec 2004
          • 13393

          #5
          "Sorry hun, sanity called, they need me to step back into the office for a couple days."

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          • SilentKnight
            Megan Fox's fluffer
            • Oct 2005
            • 24818

            #6
            Originally posted by StickyGreen
            Yea, because everyone on some porn board gives a shit about what some gay ass canadian motherfucker is up to in his boring ass life.........

            What's that you say? Your in-laws are coming into town? COOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL! Let me go fucking "tweet" about it now. lol

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #7
              Get her drunk,you might get some tag team action

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              • MichaelP
                Registered User
                • Aug 2003
                • 7124

                #8
                hehe Scott, come to Quebec and pay us a visit for few days

                PS : Patty says "Bring the Baby Basset with you"


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                • Rochard
                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 75733

                  #9
                  My in law rocks.....
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                  • CDSmith
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2001
                    • 51460

                    #10
                    Charm the old bag right out of her pants.

                    Come on, I know you can do it.
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                    • dirtysouth
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 2613

                      #11
                      Your hand has in-laws.
                      no sig

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                      • candyflip
                        Carpe Visio
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 43069

                        #12
                        My girl's father, sister and niece were all here with us for a week recently, when my son was born.

                        I was ready to shoot myself by the end of day 3.

                        Spend you some brain.
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                        • Ice
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 26053

                          #13
                          Come visit us Scott
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                          • GAMEFINEST
                            Make STACK$
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 14477

                            #14
                            lol...my inlaws are tight...all the alcohol i can drink served to me
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                            • kmanrox
                              aka K-Man
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 29295

                              #15
                              hahaha you don't have a GF... almost had me though!
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                              • gornyhuy
                                Chafed.
                                • May 2002
                                • 18041

                                #16
                                "Business Trip"!!

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                                • raven1083
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 7687

                                  #17
                                  good luck with that
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                                  • Iron Fist
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 23400

                                    #18
                                    So now your going from meeting a girlfriend to your mother visiting? I still stand by you taking a shower first.
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                                    • Elixir
                                      CHECK MY SIG-AMAZING SITE
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 12870

                                      #19
                                      Get somewhere for couple days and say that you were abducted by aliens. Just kiding, but get out there before it is not to late.
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                                      • Matyko
                                        PsyHead
                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 8681

                                        #20
                                        ask a friend to kidnap you ;)
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                                        • cLin
                                          Registered User
                                          • May 2009
                                          • 94

                                          #21
                                          is this a MY GIRLFRIEND post?
                                          Chris
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                                          • SleazyDream
                                            I'm here for SPORT
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 41470

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                            Get her drunk,you might get some tag team action
                                            that just weirded me out more than tub girl ever could
                                            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                            Now read without the word dog.

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                                            • master_design
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 772

                                              #23
                                              Goodluck with it lol..

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