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  • DBS.US
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    • Aug 2003
    • 11842

    #1

    If a bear attacks you just play dead.

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  • brassmonkey
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    • Sep 2005
    • 77390

    #2
    im running hard fuck that
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    • area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE
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      • Aug 2009
      • 3163

      #3
      You have to wonder who was filming it and not helping him.

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      • L-Pink
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        • Mar 2005
        • 39151

        #4
        Originally posted by area51
        You have to wonder who was filming it and not helping him.
        wife .....

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        • bobby666
          boots are my religion
          • Nov 2005
          • 21765

          #5
          Originally posted by area51
          You have to wonder who was filming it and not helping him.
          his son maybe

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          • brassmonkey
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            • Sep 2005
            • 77390

            #6
            play dead and that fucker has a easy snack what if he's starving
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            • JD
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              • Sep 2003
              • 22651

              #7
              More like "If a bear attacks you, you're fucked no matter what"

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              • Pleasurepays
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                • Aug 2002
                • 11913

                #8
                Originally posted by area51
                You have to wonder who was filming it and not helping him.
                the people who just enjoy a nice mauling

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                • CaptainHowdy
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94150

                  #9
                  What if I want to be attacked by a bear?

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                  • BVF
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                    • Jan 2002
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                    #10
                    The bear can catch me in a flat out speed race but I'll be dodging him like a gazelle.

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                    • F-U-Jimmy
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                      • Apr 2006
                      • 6853

                      #11
                      Serves the fucker right !!!

                      Police and zoo officials say there has been an outpouring of public sympathy after the incident ? For the Bear.
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                      • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                        • Apr 2004
                        • 11190

                        #12
                        I think someone threw a banana peel at the bear.
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                        • VonXxx
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                          • Jan 2005
                          • 84

                          #13

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                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                            • Jul 2006
                            • 20368

                            #14
                            if a bear attacks you, beat it down and pull it's still beating heart from it's chest. show that bear who the motherfuckin man is...

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                            • fatfoo
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 27763

                              #15
                              Originally posted by VonXxx
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                              • fatfoo
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                                • Mar 2003
                                • 27763

                                #16
                                Yo, they kept filming the bear footage, but nobody ran towards the bear to distract him, or something. They are cowards.
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                                • raven1083
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                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 7687

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                  What if I want to be attacked by a bear?


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                                  • GetInSpace
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                                    #18
                                    That shit is fake!
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                                    • brassmonkey
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                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77390

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by VonXxx
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                                      • WarChild
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                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 17263

                                        #20
                                        Some of you people are so idiotic it frightens me.

                                        If you jump 20 feet down in to a bear enclosure in a zoo to "have a picnic with the bear", then you have to count on me not jumping in to try and rescue you. That's now cowardly, that's called letting nature take its course and thin the herd a little.

                                        The only good I can take out of some of your posts is that knowledge that hopefully one day in an act to try and not appear "cowardly" you too will jump in to a bear closure at your local zoo.

                                        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...Swiss-zoo.html
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                                        • baddog
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                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089

                                          #21
                                          That's truly fucked up. Killing the bear for doing what came naturally?

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                                          • fatfoo
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                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 27763

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by WarChild
                                            Some of you people are so idiotic it frightens me.

                                            If you jump 20 feet down in to a bear enclosure in a zoo to "have a picnic with the bear", then you have to count on me not jumping in to try and rescue you. That's now cowardly, that's called letting nature take its course and thin the herd a little.

                                            The only good I can take out of some of your posts is that knowledge that hopefully one day in an act to try and not appear "cowardly" you too will jump in to a bear closure at your local zoo.

                                            http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...Swiss-zoo.html
                                            So basicly what you are saying, WarChild, is that if someone is stupid enough to try to have a picnic with a bear he thinks will act friendly, it's his own fault that his ass gets raped. Good point.
                                            Last edited by fatfoo; 11-29-2009, 06:28 PM.
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                                            • SomeCreep
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                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 26118

                                              #23
                                              Well at least people immediatley came to his rescure. It's not like they all just stood around filming and eating popcorn, while the guy got killed.

                                              ::sarcasm::

                                              Lol.

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                                              • Arnox
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                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 2169

                                                #24
                                                IF I had an optimal setup, I'd try and wedge myself between its two front arms, then use my leg power to seperate them as far as they could go, thereby breaking both arms and leaving me victorious.
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                                                • bronco67
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 29026

                                                  #25
                                                  Know your bears...

                                                  If its a Grizzly or Polar --- play dead

                                                  If its a black bear --- fight or try to scare it off.

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                                                  • Vendzilla
                                                    Biker Gnome
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 23200

                                                    #26
                                                    If a bear attacks you, remember they taste like pork!
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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                      Well at least people immediatley came to his rescure. It's not like they all just stood around filming and eating popcorn, while the guy got killed.

                                                      ::sarcasm::

                                                      Lol.
                                                      What would you have done?

                                                      That guy did not do a very good job of playing dead.

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                                                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                        (felis madjewicus)
                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 20368

                                                        #28
                                                        put that fucker in an armbar and make him your bitch...

                                                        Originally posted by WarChild
                                                        Some of you people are so idiotic it frightens me.

                                                        If you jump 20 feet down in to a bear enclosure in a zoo to "have a picnic with the bear", then you have to count on me not jumping in to try and rescue you. That's now cowardly, that's called letting nature take its course and thin the herd a little.

                                                        The only good I can take out of some of your posts is that knowledge that hopefully one day in an act to try and not appear "cowardly" you too will jump in to a bear closure at your local zoo.

                                                        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...Swiss-zoo.html

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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978

                                                          #29
                                                          Bite him on the nose

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                                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                            WW4L
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 10581

                                                            #30
                                                            There is no way you can outrun a bear. I had the priveledge of seeing a few haul ass . Their speed would amaze you..they can cover a serious amount of ground before you can even react. I carry bear spray.

                                                            How you react really depends on the kind of bear and the situation you find your self in.

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                                                            • Iron Fist
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                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                              • 23400

                                                              #31
                                                              Get the War Machine to camp out with you.
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                                                              • SomeCreep
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                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 26118

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by baddog
                                                                What would you have done?

                                                                That guy did not do a very good job of playing dead.
                                                                I would've taken pictures with my cell.

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                                                                • Ace_luffy
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                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • RadicalSights
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                                                                    • Mar 2009
                                                                    • 1595

                                                                    #34
                                                                    back into your cage brassmonkey!

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                                                                    • SleazyDream
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                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 41470

                                                                      #35
                                                                      might as well practice for the real thing as you're dead anyway
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                                                                      • papagmp
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                                                                        • Mar 2008
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        The only good bear is a dead bear!

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                                                                        • John-ACWM
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                                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                                          • 20060

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Simple facts of life.Wilderness,cowards and things like that.

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                                                                          • The Duck
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                                                                            • May 2005
                                                                            • 18243

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                            Some of you people are so idiotic it frightens me.

                                                                            If you jump 20 feet down in to a bear enclosure in a zoo to "have a picnic with the bear", then you have to count on me not jumping in to try and rescue you. That's now cowardly, that's called letting nature take its course and thin the herd a little.

                                                                            The only good I can take out of some of your posts is that knowledge that hopefully one day in an act to try and not appear "cowardly" you too will jump in to a bear closure at your local zoo.

                                                                            http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...Swiss-zoo.html
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                                                                            • Dirty Lord
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                                                                              • Nov 2007
                                                                              • 2681

                                                                              #39
                                                                              oh my, thats sad!

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                                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 40077

                                                                                #40
                                                                                something tells me not to click it

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                                                                                • tranza
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                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 57559

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Damn, that is fucked up!
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                                                                                  • J. Falcon
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                                                                                    • May 2006
                                                                                    • 31587

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    A bear will fuck you up.
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                                                                                    • dynastoned
                                                                                      mmm yeah!
                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                      • 5061

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      pretty hard to play dead while an animal is biting the fuck out of you.

                                                                                      btw id bite it back and jab it in the eye wtih my fingers. i mean if im going to die im gonna take an eyeball or two with me.

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                                                                                      • Scott McD
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                                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                                        • 67792

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                        So basicly what you are saying, WarChild, is that if someone is stupid enough to try to have a picnic with a bear he thinks will act friendly, it's his own fault that his ass gets raped.
                                                                                        Umm, yes !!

                                                                                        Why should the bear be shot dead when it was the retards fault in the first place ??


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                                                                                        • RachelPanda
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                                                                                          • Nov 2009
                                                                                          • 187

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          lol I have a "Bear Plan". I live in the mountains and bears will eat your garbage right from your driveway. The plan includes mass amounts of pepper spray and shot guns.
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