"Holly" do you want to be my internet girlfriend? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 07-16-2009, 08:29 AM

i have a huge E cock and an even bigger cock in real life.
i obviously have an amazing personality and great body.

what do you say do you want to be my internet girlfriend?

Holly · 07-16-2009, 08:32 AM

How big is your E-Amex?

That's the real question here.

MaDalton · 07-16-2009, 08:33 AM

she'll squash your nuts

MetaMan · 07-16-2009, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

How big is your E-Amex?

That's the real question here.

maxed out how hot is that?

i like independent chicks i think you are blowing a once in a life chance.

BradM · 07-16-2009, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

How big is your E-Amex?

That's the real question here.

It's plum in size.

HorseShit · 07-16-2009, 08:35 AM

ill give you a few black amex's to give to her if you need to meta

MetaMan · 07-16-2009, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Justin

ill give you a few black amex's to give to her if you need to meta

thanks bro!

i got what she needs in my pants also.

alot of these chicks play tough but it takes a good dick to make them feel like a REAL woman.

Holly · 07-16-2009, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

It's plum in size.

^^^
This is the right answer.

MetaMan · 07-16-2009, 08:37 AM

everyone notice how she didnt say no?

i know i am on of Hollys fav people on here, she is just playing hard to get.

Holly · 07-16-2009, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

everyone notice how she didnt say no?

i know i am on of Hollys fav people on here, she is just playing hard to get.

Post a picture of your penis and I will give you an answer.

Serge Litehead · 07-16-2009, 09:04 AM

Meta, E-penis extenders really work? ;)

MetaMan · 07-16-2009, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by holograph

Meta, E-penis extenders really work? ;)

im ALL NATURAL with this baby.

WarChild · 07-16-2009, 09:06 AM

Whoa, hold up there little fellar. Holly is spoken for.

Holly · 07-16-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Whoa, hold up there little fellar. Holly is spoken for.

I've been after you for about 4 or 5 years with ZERO results.

I feel like I'm not going to get any action on this board. I may have to take it to craigslist.

BradM · 07-16-2009, 09:25 AM

Holly teases all of us cool kids.

Well... I wouldn't know but I like being associated with the elitist subsects so I try to shove my way in to cliques.

LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I AM LIKE YOU LULZ

Holly · 07-16-2009, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Holly teases all of us cool kids.

Well... I wouldn't know but I like being associated with the elitist subsects so I try to shove my way in to cliques.

LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I AM LIKE YOU LULZ

Are you still married?

MetaMan · 07-16-2009, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Holly teases all of us cool kids.

Well... I wouldn't know but I like being associated with the elitist subsects so I try to shove my way in to cliques.

LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I AM LIKE YOU LULZ

Brad i like to tease you snuggley snuggley kiss kiss

Holly you can ask Brad im a pretty sexy guy.

Holly i want your womanly advice i picked up a chick 8 days ago, been busy in between is it rude to call now or even ruder not to call?

i dont ever listen to womans advice but i like to hear it to make myself feel better about myself.

JFK · 07-16-2009, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

How big is your E-Amex?

That's the real question here.

Great Question

BradM · 07-16-2009, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Are you still married?

Not sure.

Holly · 07-16-2009, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Brad i like to tease you snuggley snuggley kiss kiss

Holly you can ask Brad im a pretty sexy guy.

Holly i want your womanly advice i picked up a chick 8 days ago, been busy in between is it rude to call now or even ruder not to call?

i dont ever listen to womans advice but i like to hear it to make myself feel better about myself.

Eight days is too long. You don't like her that much or you would have called her already.

I'd rather see you call BradM. And then go to his house and take pictures of the two of you tongue kissing and then post them here for me. Make sure you can see both tongues really well. That would be super hot.

MetaMan · 07-16-2009, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Eight days is too long. You don't like her that much or you would have called her already.

I'd rather see you call BradM. And then go to his house and take pictures of the two of you tongue kissing and then post them here for me. Make sure you can see both tongues really well. That would be super hot.

women think this but i have just been busy, and i dont like calling then playing "games" for a week about going on a date.

it may surprise women but not all guys are around to wait on them hand and foot. they dig into everything way to much.

seeandsee · 07-16-2009, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i have a huge E cock and an even bigger cock in real life.
i obviously have an amazing personality and great body.

what do you say do you want to be my internet girlfriend?

TheLegacy · 07-16-2009, 11:15 AM

You have to admire his gentleman qualities to ask first rather - Holly, you'd be a lucky girl to have someone so considerate

PS: Meta you so owe me if what I said worked LOL

~Ray · 07-16-2009, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

ill give you a few black amex's to give to her if you need to meta

I sale backlink for meta

MetaMan · 07-16-2009, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

You have to admire his gentleman qualities to ask first rather - Holly, you'd be a lucky girl to have someone so considerate

PS: Meta you so owe me if what I said worked LOL

lolllllllll i appreciate the props

hey what else does a girl need, i am trusting, i treat my women like GOLD, i am an amazing cook, i play all kinds of sports dont mind teaching women even if they suck and are lesser species.

and i have a big fuckin cock that i know how to use.

what else does a woman want? i aint rich atm but im young enough where i am working towards it.

the Shemp · 07-16-2009, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i have a huge E cock and an even bigger cock in real life.
i obviously have an amazing personality and great body.

what do you say do you want to be my internet girlfriend?

i saw a pic of Holly a few years ago...
she looks just like Barbie...

quiet · 07-16-2009, 02:53 PM

i have naughty pics of Holly. those she has pics of my cock. ahh, those were the days...

MetaMan · 07-16-2009, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet

i have naughty pics of Holly. those she has pics of my cock. ahh, those were the days...

quiet you have a big ass cock.

me 2!

would she be my type?

i love lookin back on "those days" thats why if im single and my ex's r single i will always fuck them again.

there is NOTHING like a back in the day fuck. you know you been jackin off to them for years and they been banging to you for years so it makes it just right.

TurboAngel · 07-16-2009, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

How big is your E-Amex?

That's the real question here.

O MARINA · 07-16-2009, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Eight days is too long.

he is just trying to make you jealous by telling you about her

TheLegacy · 07-16-2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

lolllllllll i appreciate the props

hey what else does a girl need, i am trusting, i treat my women like GOLD, i am an amazing cook, i play all kinds of sports dont mind teaching women even if they suck and are lesser species.

and i have a big fuckin cock that i know how to use.

what else does a woman want? i aint rich atm but im young enough where i am working towards it.

Good point - offer her another girl to join you just in case she is exhausted by that e-cock of yours or likes a selection.

PS: Even if as you say she is the lesser species, another woman present should level the playing field

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07-16-2009, 08:32 AM	#2
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07-16-2009, 09:06 AM	#13
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07-16-2009, 08:35 AM	#6
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	ill give you a few black amex's to give to her if you need to meta

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	everyone notice how she didnt say no? i know i am on of Hollys fav people on here, she is just playing hard to get.

07-16-2009, 09:25 AM	#15
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Holly teases all of us cool kids. Well... I wouldn't know but I like being associated with the elitist subsects so I try to shove my way in to cliques. LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I AM LIKE YOU LULZ

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TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 16,636	You have to admire his gentleman qualities to ask first rather - Holly, you'd be a lucky girl to have someone so considerate PS: Meta you so owe me if what I said worked LOL __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com

07-16-2009, 02:53 PM	#27
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i have naughty pics of Holly. those she has pics of my cock. ahh, those were the days...