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EscortBiz · 12-03-2002, 09:45 AM

Someone here posted the other day that they asked a MILF what episode of "Milf Hunter" they where on

So yesterday I got a haircut and I asked the lady what episode of "MILF Hunter" she was on, she responded she never heared of it but she was told many times she looks like different actresses.

She just called me all outraged saying that she did a search for Milf Hunter and she got a bunch of adult porn sites, what do I tell her I told her im on the other line and ill call her back.

Any help here please

multisexsite · 12-03-2002, 10:06 AM

lol, thats too funny. Tell her you got a job offer for her.

Wenchy · 12-03-2002, 10:10 AM

LOL EscortBiz. Tell her it was meant as a compliment, that you think she's SUPER hot and would blow away the competition. You have to play to her ego... flatter the hell out of her and hope that will overshadow her anger.

Good luck... and I wouldn't recommend letting her cut your hair anymore either

pornJester · 12-03-2002, 10:12 AM

hahhahahaha

Beastiepoo · 12-03-2002, 10:13 AM

Just fess up. Tell her it was a joke/semi-compliment. She'll prolly still be angry but after all you don't HAVE to ever go back to her for your haircuts. If she harasses you with your phone number then you may have a problem though...

Its partially her own fault for being so fucking curious.

RockDaddy · 12-03-2002, 10:18 AM

Why do you give the people who cut your hair your home phone number??

Ask her if she'd be interested in something like that and if not, just go someplace else next time you get your hair cut. Chances are in six months she won't even work there anymore.

Funny tho!

EscortBiz · 12-03-2002, 10:18 AM

Just so you guys understand shes a inocent jewish women, the type that gives no blow jobs and just has regular sex.

She called me again and wants me to meet her to explain she was crying on the phone im not kidding.

I usally have an answer for everything but this time im really stuck.

EscortBiz · 12-03-2002, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by RockDaddy
Why do you give the people who cut your hair your home phone number??

Ask her if she'd be interested in something like that and if not, just go someplace else next time you get your hair cut. Chances are in six months she won't even work there anymore.

Funny tho!

In New York City they ask for your number and confirm an hour before the appointment.

multisexsite · 12-03-2002, 10:19 AM

haha, some people are way too sensitive. so you know that she doesnt give blowjobs? You know way too much about the people that cut your hair.

EscortBiz · 12-03-2002, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by multisexsite
haha, some people are way too sensitive. so you know that she doesnt give blowjobs? You know way too much about the people that cut your hair.

Well every other word out of her mouth is god and shes always talking about life and bullshit but shes give a great hair cut and mabe soon a head cut.

RockDaddy · 12-03-2002, 10:25 AM

Well then, sometimes in life we just have to suck it up and take it like a man.

Go, tell her it was a horrible joke that you never thought she would find out about and that you are very sorry to have offended her. Hear her out and move on. haha

tanco521 · 12-03-2002, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Just so you guys understand shes a inocent jewish women, the type that gives no blow jobs and just has regular sex.

She called me again and wants me to meet her to explain she was crying on the phone im not kidding.

I usally have an answer for everything but this time im really stuck.

ahahaha...what an asshole

way to go killer

Va2k · 12-03-2002, 10:30 AM

it sucks to be ya man,

gothweb · 12-03-2002, 10:33 AM

Serves you right for acting on ideas voiced on GFY! If you don't want to just tell her the truth and apologize, back out. Chances are, as a porn guy, anything you say to explain yourself will just upset her more.

RockDaddy · 12-03-2002, 10:35 AM

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She called me again and wants me to meet her to explain she was crying on the phone im not kidding.

Maybe she is really turned on by all this and just wants a reason to meet you. Maybe you should rent a motel room and give her the room number and tell her to meet you there.

Maybe she'll show

EscortBiz · 12-03-2002, 10:46 AM

im leaving to meet her ill just tell her I saw a women on Milf Hunter that looked like her and its a compliment because they only use attractive women.

Ill keep yall posted

reddawg · 12-03-2002, 10:50 AM

Tell her "Oh My God! Porn showed up in the search results! Those bastards! I only meant to say indescreetly that you are the most georgeous woman I ever met." Also " If I had known those types of results would have shown up, believe I would have stated it so much differently."

DjSap · 12-03-2002, 10:54 AM

just make a website called milf hunter and put pictures of like hilary clinton...it will take 5 min, give her the link and tell her that's what you meant...that she was a remarkable and successfull woman...

PaulSweet · 12-03-2002, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by DjSap
just make a website called milf hunter and put pictures of like hilary clinton...it will take 5 min, give her the link and tell her that's what you meant...that she was a remarkable and successfull woman...

Thats perfect!

Sambuka · 12-03-2002, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Just so you guys understand shes a inocent jewish women, the type that gives no blow jobs and just has regular sex.

She called me again and wants me to meet her to explain she was crying on the phone im not kidding.

I usally have an answer for everything but this time im really stuck.

Umm how did she get your phone number?? And why the fuck is she so upset that one of the people whos hair she cut said something like that. Its not like you were fucking and then she found out you too photos and put up milfhairdressers.com

Sammy

[The Leader] · 12-03-2002, 01:05 PM

Simple, don't call her back and find someone else to cut your hair.

How did she get your phone number, anyway? My hairdressor doesn't have mine, and I've been going to him for like 15 years. This is starting to sound made up.

UncleJimmy · 12-03-2002, 01:09 PM

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ColKurtz · 12-03-2002, 01:11 PM

She probably got the phone number from the company computer. The haircut place I go to uses your phone number kinda like a customer id.

It was a pretty stupid comment to make. If she calls again, just quickly apologize, and start going to supercuts or some shit.

EscortBiz · 12-03-2002, 01:18 PM

it all worked out, told her it was a big compliment and told her some other BS and shes happy now.

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12-03-2002, 10:18 AM	#6
RockDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 750	Why do you give the people who cut your hair your home phone number?? Ask her if she'd be interested in something like that and if not, just go someplace else next time you get your hair cut. Chances are in six months she won't even work there anymore. Funny tho!

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multisexsite Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 929	haha, some people are way too sensitive. so you know that she doesnt give blowjobs? You know way too much about the people that cut your hair.

12-03-2002, 10:25 AM	#11
RockDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 750	Well then, sometimes in life we just have to suck it up and take it like a man. Go, tell her it was a horrible joke that you never thought she would find out about and that you are very sorry to have offended her. Hear her out and move on. haha

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