"Hey Honey,
I told you, I am at church. I can't talk now. You what? You found a horse tail butt plug in my dresser? That's definitely not mine. Must be the maid, or that damn mail man. Got to go!"
I thought Abraham Lincoln abolished slavery. Tsk.. tsk.. tsk..
If you wanna turn people into horse-slaves you better think twice. Sure, there might be consent in all this. From my experience, to the outside public you might come off as a serial killer.
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