Heyyyyy that's not fair! I'm trailer trash, and I have THREE computers! Is there some distinction between one and the other? Hmm...

:winkwink:

Is that the warm fuzzy feeling in my tummy I am getting?!?



:fart oops!!! Nevermind...now I know what it is!

LOL :)

or possibly the ruffies

well thats whats growling

Not true TDF...

http://www.dirtyone.net/misc/dirtyonenina.jpg

*blushes* you can hear it?!?!

well I'll be...i have never been kissed by nina..then again, I have never been kisseed at all :(

I bet if you ask her real nice and all she would do it... She's sweet like that. :thumbsup

you, me, internext, dinner :thumbsup

I'm not a fan of the facial shots, but I'll let you see me sucking on somethin...

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I want a Nina kiss too! We need to get a party together, Nina Mi'lady... :)

Now THAT statement puts you in my cool books;) Ditto on that, sweetstuff.

sorry man, you're getting sloppy seconds :glugglug

it sounds good at first, then it happens, you cant go out in public, security guards, stalkers, endless media idiots, bars on the windows, 10 foot fence, the cost of dog food for the rotties, sigh...

I guess you are not a Mr Bean fan...


My friend Diego and I in Las Vegas last weekend
Im on the right

http://coldcandle.com/LV

I have an average sized penis.

http://www.rustedpuffin.com/train.jpg

You are hot. Id throw it in your ass.

http://www.toheroes.com/S_melclubout1.jpg

Ok I tend to blink when there is flash.

http://www.toheroes.com/S_melrobn.jpg

Me and my fiancee.

kisses for everyone!

well, maybe not everyone. :winkwink:

i have avg length but i'm in 95th percentile for width.

kisses for me!?! :winkwink:

attempt at taking my own pic after a bad shot
http://personal.clickfeel.com/kris/posterchild.jpg
it's a mug shot though (i'm on the left)

Photoshop

Two very good looking guys. Must be gay, sorry ladies. Even I want to give them head and I'm vehemently homophobic.

i'm sorry are you so ugly that you don't want to show your mug?

this is me:

http://www.dickd.com/newpics/images/dick.jpg

Indeed, I look like I've been run over by a Mack truck and prison raped :(

http://www.girlsdotcom.com/Temp/TomPortrait.jpg

"UnseenWorld"

cut the mullet? maaaaaaaaaaaatte.. what are ya doing? :)

man, you're in rough shape

You shouldn't have posted this picture. You're so cute none of the guys will take you seriously ever again.

You're telling me. Last time I was out at a club I got shut down by some average bitch. I thought she was a shoe-in. I haven't been out since then. Time to kick back and spend some time alone and on GFY, until I turn my ugly muck into mackdaddy mode.

Me and My girl. (sorry shitty quality)
http://www.ilekmedia.com/gfy/ryan_keli.jpg

Depends on the topic. If she promises to have dinner with us we'll believe every word. ahahahaha

heh, i'm usually too drunk to pick up at clubs. or i go with chicks.

Pay attention class. This is how older gentlemen pick up chicks on message boards.

Beware Sam I Am, he may look like a cuddly teddy bear type, but thats his lure. Next thing you know he is taking pics of you bent over a sofa with a beer bottle in your ass and then selling the pics to other old perverts.

Oliver Klozov

http://www.naked-photos.com/17.jpg

Tom? Rage Against The Machine? Cool shit!

LOL

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No, really...that's me.

you rock..literally!

basically the micjac treatment without the surgical mask! :)

Sorry to dissapoint you CLOWN BOY but I OWN the ride, And what I'm white trash because I have tattoos and dont look like half you fuckin GEEKS,

I used to fuck little maggots like you PUSSY

This is me in the office bustin hump as usual

Media

http://www.shavedpoodle.com/media0001.jpg

C'mon who's the REAL owner of the car?

And yes, you ARE white trash because you have tattoos and you don't like GEEKS and you fuck maggots!

When you move out of the trailer and take a bath get back to me:thumbsup

fear my brown couches and baby blue walls
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Someone called BOBO calling me white trash:1orglaugh I bet your the drunk clown that does little kids birthday parties on weekends:1orglaugh