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rhon23

07-10-2009 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBIZAnne (Post 16050904)

ok gentlemen, new set of criteria.

Went on a first date last night. Thought I'd give him a try. He failed.

I feel it's my public service to educate all you men on what NOT to do when you like a girl. (If you want to just bang her, then by all means do whatever it takes. :upsidedow)

Make an effort on the first impression...I know it shouldn't matter, but it kinda does. It shows you're interested enough to spend some time washing your hair and changing your shirt.

Don't make me choose the restaurant and don't make me drive.

Don't try to hold and caress my hand at dinner when we've only known each other for like, a couple of hours. It's not romantic, it's kinda weird.

Don't invite yourself into my apartment after dinner to "talk" more. I'm not stupid. If I wanted to continue the evening, I would already have asked you to come inside.

Compliments are great. But when the majority of your side of the conversation revolves around how you like my eyes, wit, height, shoe size, blood type...it gets a little uncomfortable.

Even if you really like me, don't tell me yet. It's the first date, and if you already want to get married and buy a time share together, you might need to step back a bit. The chase can be fun, but when it's too easy, the excitement wanes.

Not everyone will agree with my above statements, of course. These are just my own thoughts. Do with them what you will. Godspeed.

That cracked me up! So you will be going out with him again next week?

Ahoddie

07-10-2009 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 16050959)

That cracked me up! So you will be going out with him again next week?

we're engaged.

just kidding.

Tom_PM

07-10-2009 01:02 PM

You should educate THAT man since he's the one who fumbled so badly, haha. Email him that.

Kiwigirl

07-10-2009 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharky (Post 16050098)

My type has varied a lot over recent years.

I LOVE tall blondes, however have dated a few short brunettes recently. The only common feature is I am attracted to CRAZY!

lol

Who you? Attracted to crazy? No way! LMAO
Maybe you should try a redhead next mate? They are suppose to be um.....exciting. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WiredGuy

07-10-2009 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBIZAnne (Post 16050904)

Don't make me choose the restaurant and don't make me drive.

I'm pretty sure he failed by this point already :)
WG

Ahoddie

07-10-2009 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16051100)

I'm pretty sure he failed by this point already :)
WG

word up.

KaliC

07-10-2009 01:32 PM

I like Vegas Strippers

K R I S T E N

07-10-2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achmed's Wife Halimah (Post 16050823)

sounds like you need to get a maid instead, Halimah don't particularly believe you can make womens very happy........

:1orglaugh

Cyandin

07-10-2009 02:21 PM

I have a pretty broad taste in women when it comes to appearances. For example, I've been with women of all races and numerous ethnic backgrounds. Petite to curvy (yes I've gone hoggin' a few times), conservative to liberal, religious to atheist. I'm partial to heavily tattooed women, sistas (RAWR), and girls with the "betty page" look to them, but I still find tons of other "types" attractive. My only big turn offs are whales and women with bad teeth.

As far as a "type" goes, that only applies when they're in consideration for being serious prospects. My "type" in that respect is purely intellectual. They have to be well educated, cultured, self confident and come with a spine. I've dumped 9.5's for 6's that could sit down and talk quantum physics or philosophy with me.

RyuLion

07-10-2009 02:36 PM

Just wanted to add something here..
Just because I take pics with asses doesn't mean that's my favorite body part of a girl.

I'm very picky, I just don't flirt with any girl like the rest of the guys. I don't NEED to make an impression to girl that I know will never date or have a relationship with.

MattJustin

07-10-2009 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwigirl (Post 16051064)

Who you? Attracted to crazy? No way! LMAO
Maybe you should try a redhead next mate? They are suppose to be um.....exciting. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

U mean a kiwi girl :P

GetSCORECash

07-10-2009 03:19 PM

My type are girls with Big Boobs! I'm just fine with some meat on them. But they have to have big Boobs.

Karina is simply perfect for me, and the type of girl I fall for...
http://www.eboobstore.com/images/sco...rinahart01.jpg

INDY500DRIVER

07-10-2009 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16051362)

Just wanted to add something here..
Just because I take pics with asses doesn't mean that's my favorite body part of a girl.

I thought that is how you showed your interest.. hrmmmm... maybe i should stop doing that to girls then.. especially when their boyfriends are standing next to them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBizAnne (Post 16051362)

Went on a first date last night. Thought I'd give him a try. He failed.

So I should not do this if I ask you out Anne?? Bad first impression??

todhunter

07-10-2009 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 16050748)

Black stockings, suspenders, glamorous lingerie and high heels also helps. :thumbsup

For those who don't speak British, a translation:

Black stockings, a garter belt, glamorous lingerie and high heels also helps. :thumbsup

--t
Anglo-American translation services

MetrixApps - Sean

07-10-2009 08:58 PM

hey anne
heard u have a diff 1st date tonite
hope this one isnt a douche and meets ur standards LOL

MediaGuy

07-10-2009 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv (Post 16043690)

I don't have a specific type I go for. I've dated guys that were better looking than myself (I generally steer away from guys that take longer than me to do their hair) and I've dated guys that weren't all that great looking. I've noticed though that quiet a few of my ex's have been photographers (not sure why though.) And almost all of my ex's have been over 30 years old. I like guys that are succesfull and know what they want in life. And it doesn't hurt if they are ready to settle down.

I have material for a blog post now! Thanks!

:D

MediaGuy

07-10-2009 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwigirl (Post 16051064)

Who you? Attracted to crazy? No way! LMAO
Maybe you should try a redhead next mate? They are suppose to be um.....exciting. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I already tried... you turned me down.

I'm burned out on redheads 'til I'm 60 now.

:D

MediaGuy

07-10-2009 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K R I S T E N (Post 16043510)

Some girlfriends and I were reminiscing the other day of our "love affairs" (past and present) and I found it strange that out of 5 of us, 2 of us definitely ONLY date, have dated, or are attracted to a VERY SPECIFIC "type" of guy - the other 3 each boast a "potpourri" of bfs/partners/husbands whatever.

I ABSOLUTELY have a "type"...do you?

If so, what "type" of woman/man are you most attracted to? Physically, mentally, etc.

Do tell.

Ahem... I noticed that you say you have a type... but never what that type is...

I know, Besides me of course...

:D

MetrixApps - Sean

07-10-2009 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 16052210)

Ahem... I noticed that you say you have a type... but never what that type is...

I know, Besides me of course...

:D

i think she described u man check it out
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Originally Posted by K R I S T E N View Post
OK...my turn...looking back at it, it's clear that I am generally attracted to a guy who is:

educated / "street smart" / entrepreneurial / quick witted / extremely confident / flirtatious/ responsible / chivalrous / able to balance his funny and serious sides / outgoing but can reign it in for privacy / engaging / respected amongst his peers / highly successful / up for doing something "girlie" with me one night (like go to the ballet, an art gallery, etc) then bring me to a football game the next day / cultured / genuine / assertive / athletic / healthy / well put together both inside and out / above 6' tall / blessed with a handsome face and dark hair blah blah blah...

I want it all.

--------

i think u should go after her asap

JFK	07-11-2009 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 16052210)

Ahem... I noticed that you say you have a type... but never what that type is...

I know, Besides me of course...

:D

I think she likes someone who checks their facts, before opening their mouth:Oh crap

$5 submissions

07-11-2009 03:39 AM

A woman with intellect who appreciates art, new ideas, is assertive, etc. I found a woman that matched this.... I'm married to her :)

Pornwolf

07-11-2009 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16045299)

i used to think I had a type, but i've dated all shapes, ages and sizes, all education levels and all incomes.

i like girls that like me - that's MY type I guess......

Very well said Sleazy. No matter what anyone says it comes down to that.

I have a fetish for exotics though. ;)

MetrixApps - Sean

07-11-2009 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16052787)

I think she likes someone who checks their facts, before opening their mouth:Oh crap

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Ahoddie

07-11-2009 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetrixApps - Sean (Post 16052180)

hey anne
heard u have a diff 1st date tonite
hope this one isnt a douche and meets ur standards LOL

oh really! which little bird told you that? :winkwink:

Triple10Terry

07-13-2009 11:56 AM

I love all women :)

Raf1	07-13-2009 12:01 PM

definitely petite sporty girl with nice asses.

Scott McD

07-13-2009 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 16051499)

Sir we have the EXACT same taste by the look of it. She's "Perfect" in my opinion. Great big boobs, and that extra little meat on her bones.

10/10 :thumbsup

Luca_Triple 10

07-13-2009 02:00 PM

i'm in to girls that are witty and generally happy ... a smile can go a long way ;)

Jarmusch

07-13-2009 02:26 PM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1095/...976cfa3d10.jpg

INDY500DRIVER

07-13-2009 03:50 PM

Has anyone asked out Anne yet from this thread since she is single now?? Allow me..

Anne, will you let me buy you a fish sandwich???

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBIZAnne (Post 16053966)

oh really! which little bird told you that? :winkwink:

Ahoddie

07-13-2009 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by INDY500DRIVER (Post 16060035)

Has anyone asked out Anne yet from this thread since she is single now?? Allow me..

Anne, will you let me buy you a fish sandwich???

vegetarian.

and allergic to dating.

Elixir

07-13-2009 04:35 PM

I like girls who drink beer.

K R I S T E N

07-13-2009 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elixir (Post 16060212)

I like girls who drink beer.

Interesting prerequisite...it means I would never have a chance with you!

Joshua G

07-13-2009 04:55 PM

I think women who have back problems are sexy.

XBIZ_Ana

07-13-2009 04:59 PM

I definitely do not discriminate. I have dated all types. From short and bald to tall and lanky. I find that the ones that have lasted the longest are the same. Tall, round and Mexican with some sort of facial hair. So I guess that qualifies as having a "type". My guy listens to Howard Stern, is sensitive, shy in groups, a total goof ball and plays WOW 3 nights a week. He loves my insanity, my inability to remember anything, my very loud laugh and our crazy dog. In my eyes hes perfect.

Elixir

07-13-2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K R I S T E N (Post 16060254)

Interesting prerequisite...it means I would never have a chance with you!

Sorry, nothing personal :)

JackJones75

07-13-2009 05:17 PM

here's a better question: did you marry your type?

gocubbiesjess

07-13-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBIZAnne (Post 16043722)

LOL am I one of those 3 boasting the "potpourri"? I've noticed that my "type" has become so broad, there's no point trying to categorize it.

Most important criteria:

Don't be a douche
Make me laugh
Use your brain
Don't be a douche

I second the bulleted criteria and add:

* Must be a fan of MLB or at least appreciate the game of baseball
* Remember the little things - that's what counts
* LISTEN and actually remember shit I say
* Does laundry (or likes to go to the dry cleaners a lot)

3 weeks till Miami K and A :)

MetrixApps - Sean

07-13-2009 08:53 PM

:helpme
made typo

MetrixApps - Sean

07-13-2009 08:54 PM

hot new pic kk

anne r u allergic to dating or allergic to dating certain dudes lol

Ahoddie

07-13-2009 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetrixApps - Sean (Post 16060992)

anne r u allergic to dating or allergic to dating certain dudes lol

not sure yet :helpme

camperjohn64

07-26-2009 11:41 PM

This is TOTALLY my type:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zc18509gm-...20/sabrina.jpg

120% my type.

sexandcash

07-26-2009 11:56 PM

I definitely have a type. I usually tend to date men with tan skin, dark brown hair with some type of nerd degree like math or engineering. I prefer my men hot, swarthy and nerdy. I also prefer men who speak other languages and are well traveled.

My celebrity "types" are Gerard Butler and Clive Owen.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...er-Posters.jpg

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/S...n_vl.widec.jpg

I have dated out of this type but usually with less attraction on my part....

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