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LUCL0NELY

12-02-2002 03:31 PM

what about I'll give you a DVD player and you clean my house for 1 month ?

BT	12-02-2002 03:37 PM

Do you swallow? That is big in my hand book of relationships! I need a girl that can drink me beer for beer and at the end of the night do cock squats till she fuking passes out! I need a girl that likes to get buck wild! :winkwink:

thatdykeliz

12-02-2002 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
What I can offer you:

1. I can fuck your ass while my girl licks your pussy
2. I have a medium sized cock, and tiny testicles
3. I wont buy you anything, but I will take you window shopping
4. I'm a jerk most of the time, but if your an attention whore you will like it.
5. I can cook
6. I dont really clean my house and dont expect you to either. I like my mess
7. I will only pay attention to you during sex, and possibly after sex if there is nothing good on TV.

Goddamn...I think you're my ex-husband. :eek7

CDSmith

12-02-2002 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
Do you swallow? That is big in my hand book of relationships! I need a girl that can drink me beer for beer and at the end of the night do cock squats till she fuking passes out! I need a girl that likes to get buck wild! :winkwink:

Yes, good cock-squatting ability is very important in a prospective girlfriend.

girl needs to work that uterus.

MakeMeGrrrrowl

12-02-2002 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx
What i offer you -

I will be gentle
I will never be cruel or mean
I have beautiful smile
I keep my face clean
I am too fucking cute
I love children

And i will raise them by your side
i will be a good father
As well as a good husband to you.

I love cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
I'll do anything in my power
To convey my feelings of love on to you.

Im sweet
I'll write you poetry everyday
I will be a best friend to your mother
And i'll kiss away all your pain.

I'll never make you cry
Or hurt you in any way

So choose me and make me the happiest man in this world

Okay before reading all the other posts here....I have to say, if Stephanie doesn't want you...I do!!!! Let's get married! :winkwink:

MakeMeGrrrrowl

12-02-2002 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx
im so hurt :(

just wait till my gf sees this thread. :BangBang:

Oops! I retract my previous post! :mad:

Easton

12-02-2002 06:16 PM

Steph, go for the boob job, i think it shold be mandatory for all women... :thumbsup

not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL

MakeMeGrrrrowl

12-02-2002 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
Steph, go for the boob job, i think it shold be mandatory for all women... :thumbsup

not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL

Awww and here I thought you wanted me!!! :(

pink_in_the_middle

12-02-2002 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
Steph, go for the boob job, i think it shold be mandatory for all women... :thumbsup

not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL

Easton I am planning on getting them done :)
But I don't think it should be mandatory for all women just because you love fake tits :winkwink:

"not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL"

Easton everybody including stunk cocks need love too :)
And I'm not talking about love that you pay for :)

pink_in_the_middle

12-02-2002 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Awww and here I thought you wanted me!!! :(

Sweety I don't think you want what Easton has to offer you :winkwink:

I'm a better match for ya' :Graucho

MakeMeGrrrrowl

12-02-2002 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Sweety I don't think you want what Easton has to offer you :winkwink:

I'm a better match for ya' :Graucho

Okay, so ummm....how about I come to Canada and eh, try you both! :Graucho

I'll spend a day with him and 2 with you :winkwink:

pink_in_the_middle

12-02-2002 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Okay, so ummm....how about I come to Canada and eh, try you both! :Graucho

I'll spend a day with him and 2 with you :winkwink:

Me first :Graucho
I don't want seconds :winkwink:

Easton

12-02-2002 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Easton I am planning on getting them done :)
But I don't think it should be mandatory for all women just because you love fake tits :winkwink:

"not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL"

Easton everybody including stunk cocks need love too :)
And I'm not talking about love that you pay for :)

i don't pay them to fuck, i pay them to leave!!! rotlmao

Easton

12-02-2002 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Okay, so ummm....how about I come to Canada and eh, try you both! :Graucho

I'll spend a day with him and 2 with you :winkwink:

why don't we set this up AFTER you've both had your boob jobs?

:thumbsup

Easton

12-02-2002 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Me first :Graucho
I don't want seconds :winkwink:

sure, whatever... in our HFGB content, i usually cum last on the girl's face... in fact, i like sloppy 2nds, sloppy 5ths are even better!

just bring it! LOL

MakeMeGrrrrowl

12-02-2002 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton

sure, whatever... in our HFGB content, i usually cum last on the girl's face... in fact, i like sloppy 2nds, sloppy 5ths are even better!

just bring it! LOL

There's not a GOD DAMNED thing sloppy about me!!! Don't you forget it!!!

pink_in_the_middle

12-02-2002 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton

why don't we set this up AFTER you've both had your boob jobs?

:thumbsup

Sure and while we're getting our boobs done you can have your little weiner pumped up :thumbsup

pink_in_the_middle

12-02-2002 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

There's not a GOD DAMNED thing sloppy about me!!! Don't you forget it!!!

Babe don't pay attention to what Easton says LOL. He's just a stunk cock :winkwink:

He knows not of what he speaks :)

Easton

12-02-2002 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

There's not a GOD DAMNED thing sloppy about me!!! Don't you forget it!!!

but i meant sloppy seconds in the good sense...

Easton

12-02-2002 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Sure and while we're getting our boobs done you can have your little weiner pumped up :thumbsup

my surgeon informs me that my cock is too small to even attempt the operation... so i guess i'm stuck with my itty-bitty little 3-inch cock...

*shrug*

pink_in_the_middle

12-02-2002 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton

my surgeon informs me that my cock is too small to even attempt the operation... so i guess i'm stuck with my itty-bitty little 3-inch cock...

*shrug*

:( 1/4 inch killer?

Easton

12-02-2002 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Babe don't pay attention to what Easton says LOL. He's just a stunk cock :winkwink:

He knows not of what he speaks :)

true, i know not of what i speak, but i know of what i fuck... me likes implants!!! :thumbsup

Easton

12-02-2002 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

:( 1/4 inch killer?

huh? are you making fun of my small dick? it's not my fault that i'm only 3" fully hard...

sherie

12-02-2002 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton

true, i know not of what i speak, but i know of what i fuck... me likes implants!!! :thumbsup

How's about you get a set of your own!!:Graucho

MakeMeGrrrrowl

12-02-2002 07:45 PM

Okay if it's BOOBS you're fucking....I think your cock would have NO problem fitting between mine WITHOUT implants and most likely would be snug!!! Don't you think so?

http://www.xxxhotchatxxx.com/cap_031.jpg

However...that does nothing for me...so I don't think you'd be *fucking* that part of me. After all, it's all about the womans pleasure, eh?

Hot Tropical Babes

12-02-2002 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Okay if it's BOOBS you're fucking....I think your cock would have NO problem fitting between mine WITHOUT implants and most likely would be snug!!! Don't you think so?

http://www.xxxhotchatxxx.com/cap_031.jpg

However...that does nothing for me...so I don't think you'd be *fucking* that part of me. After all, it's all about the womans pleasure, eh?

YOUR nails are AWESOME! well, okay the rest of ya tooo :Graucho

pink_in_the_middle

12-02-2002 08:15 PM

Quote:

WOW !!! Why wasen't I blessed with a set like that :(

Doc here I come :)

pipp	12-02-2002 08:21 PM

hmm is it just me or is dvd players gething "in" among girls

FlyingIguana

12-02-2002 08:22 PM

you can be my gf, but you gotta pay me for the pleasure of being my girl. :winkwink:

MakeMeGrrrrowl

12-02-2002 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

YOUR nails are AWESOME! well, okay the rest of ya tooo :Graucho

Thanks very much!!! :Graucho

MakeMeGrrrrowl

12-02-2002 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

WOW !!! Why wasen't I blessed with a set like that :(

Doc here I come :)

Because God blessed you in other places!! Besides after you breast feed...they really do shrink! That's why I want to get a boob job...to be back where I was before breast feeding. :( I just want them a *little* bit bigger!! So when I lay down...I don't have to wonder where they went! *laughs*

pink_in_the_middle

12-02-2002 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pipp
hmm is it just me or is dvd players gething "in" among girls

Why don't you just come out and say it LOL. I'm not tryign to win anything bud. Read the rules btw. I'm from Canada :)

I'm having some fun ,I don't need an award to post :thumbsup

Easton

12-02-2002 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
How's about you get a set of your own!!:Graucho

if i did, i would never leave my apartment... :1orglaugh

Easton

12-02-2002 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Okay if it's BOOBS you're fucking....I think your cock would have NO problem fitting between mine WITHOUT implants and most likely would be snug!!! Don't you think so?

However...that does nothing for me...so I don't think you'd be *fucking* that part of me. After all, it's all about the womans pleasure, eh?

my cock would sure fit nicely in there... let's give it a whirl in vegas shall we?

Easton

12-02-2002 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

WOW !!! Why wasen't I blessed with a set like that :(

Doc here I come :)

*eagerly awaits the outcome* :thumbsup

ccvvbb

12-02-2002 09:17 PM

If pink wants a man from western Canada all she has to do is e-mail me.
When I am not in Thailand I am traveling Canada selling womens clothing and I think she would look awesome in what I sell.
She would look even better out of them........

pink_in_the_middle

12-02-2002 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton

if i did, i would never leave my apartment... :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

pornjudge

12-02-2002 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
http://adultgalleryservice.com/stephanie1158.jpg

Be nice , I had a baby 3 months prior to this pic :)
Yes I knwo it's not good quality...it was a mavica.

mmmmmmm I would like to rub my tongue & mouth around those perky nipples of yours...... mmmm mmmm!!!

pink_in_the_middle

12-02-2002 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton

*eagerly awaits the outcome* :thumbsup

Me too lol :Graucho
Wanna help :thumbsup

ccvvbb

12-02-2002 09:28 PM

I would just like to lick your pus**, no strings attached.........

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