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CDSmith 12-02-2002 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
We didn't break up I was bored and wanted to start another useless thread to add to GFY :)
Oh you SO need a thrashing. why if I was your boyfriend I'd.....


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drops 12-02-2002 01:42 PM

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CDSmith 12-02-2002 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by drops
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gimpdog 12-02-2002 01:50 PM

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boldy 12-02-2002 01:52 PM

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CDSmith 12-02-2002 01:56 PM

Gimp --- whatever you're trying to do ain't working.



8=======D~~~ *yoink*

Juge 12-02-2002 01:59 PM

Depends on how much money you make! :)

Lane 12-02-2002 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Gimp --- whatever you're trying to do ain't working.



8=======D~~~ *yoink*


i saw the pics, then i hit refresh again and they were gone

gimpdog 12-02-2002 02:01 PM

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boldy 12-02-2002 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Gimp --- whatever you're trying to do ain't working.



8=======D~~~ *yoink*


Well, it was working ... *damn*

:arcadefre

pink_in_the_middle 12-02-2002 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by boldy



Well, it was working ... *damn*

:arcadefre

Good money was spent to make sure it wouldn't :)

mastamindz 12-02-2002 03:24 PM

What I can offer you:

1. I can fuck your ass while my girl licks your pussy
2. I have a medium sized cock, and tiny testicles
3. I wont buy you anything, but I will take you window shopping
4. I'm a jerk most of the time, but if your an attention whore you will like it.
5. I can cook
6. I dont really clean my house and dont expect you to either. I like my mess
7. I will only pay attention to you during sex, and possibly after sex if there is nothing good on TV.

asuna 12-02-2002 03:28 PM

mmmmm anal :thumbsup

LUCL0NELY 12-02-2002 03:31 PM

what about I'll give you a DVD player and you clean my house for 1 month ?

BT 12-02-2002 03:37 PM

Do you swallow? That is big in my hand book of relationships! I need a girl that can drink me beer for beer and at the end of the night do cock squats till she fuking passes out! I need a girl that likes to get buck wild! :winkwink:

thatdykeliz 12-02-2002 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
What I can offer you:

1. I can fuck your ass while my girl licks your pussy
2. I have a medium sized cock, and tiny testicles
3. I wont buy you anything, but I will take you window shopping
4. I'm a jerk most of the time, but if your an attention whore you will like it.
5. I can cook
6. I dont really clean my house and dont expect you to either. I like my mess
7. I will only pay attention to you during sex, and possibly after sex if there is nothing good on TV.

Goddamn...I think you're my ex-husband. :eek7

CDSmith 12-02-2002 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
Do you swallow? That is big in my hand book of relationships! I need a girl that can drink me beer for beer and at the end of the night do cock squats till she fuking passes out! I need a girl that likes to get buck wild! :winkwink:
Yes, good cock-squatting ability is very important in a prospective girlfriend.



girl needs to work that uterus.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2002 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by xxweekxx
What i offer you -

I will be gentle
I will never be cruel or mean
I have beautiful smile
I keep my face clean
I am too fucking cute
I love children

And i will raise them by your side
i will be a good father
As well as a good husband to you.

I love cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
I'll do anything in my power
To convey my feelings of love on to you.

Im sweet
I'll write you poetry everyday
I will be a best friend to your mother
And i'll kiss away all your pain.

I'll never make you cry
Or hurt you in any way

So choose me and make me the happiest man in this world

Okay before reading all the other posts here....I have to say, if Stephanie doesn't want you...I do!!!! Let's get married! :winkwink:

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2002 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by xxweekxx
im so hurt :(


just wait till my gf sees this thread. :BangBang:


Oops! I retract my previous post! :mad:

Easton 12-02-2002 06:16 PM

Steph, go for the boob job, i think it shold be mandatory for all women... :thumbsup

not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2002 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
Steph, go for the boob job, i think it shold be mandatory for all women... :thumbsup

not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL


Awww and here I thought you wanted me!!! :(

pink_in_the_middle 12-02-2002 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
Steph, go for the boob job, i think it shold be mandatory for all women... :thumbsup

not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL

Easton I am planning on getting them done :)
But I don't think it should be mandatory for all women just because you love fake tits :winkwink:

"not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL"

Easton everybody including stunk cocks need love too :)
And I'm not talking about love that you pay for :)

pink_in_the_middle 12-02-2002 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl



Awww and here I thought you wanted me!!! :(

Sweety I don't think you want what Easton has to offer you :winkwink:

I'm a better match for ya' :Graucho

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2002 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


Sweety I don't think you want what Easton has to offer you :winkwink:

I'm a better match for ya' :Graucho


Okay, so ummm....how about I come to Canada and eh, try you both! :Graucho

I'll spend a day with him and 2 with you :winkwink:

pink_in_the_middle 12-02-2002 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl



Okay, so ummm....how about I come to Canada and eh, try you both! :Graucho

I'll spend a day with him and 2 with you :winkwink:

Me first :Graucho
I don't want seconds :winkwink:

Easton 12-02-2002 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


Easton I am planning on getting them done :)
But I don't think it should be mandatory for all women just because you love fake tits :winkwink:

"not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL"

Easton everybody including stunk cocks need love too :)
And I'm not talking about love that you pay for :)

i don't pay them to fuck, i pay them to leave!!! rotlmao

Easton 12-02-2002 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl



Okay, so ummm....how about I come to Canada and eh, try you both! :Graucho

I'll spend a day with him and 2 with you :winkwink:

why don't we set this up AFTER you've both had your boob jobs?

:thumbsup

Easton 12-02-2002 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


Me first :Graucho
I don't want seconds :winkwink:

sure, whatever... in our HFGB content, i usually cum last on the girl's face... in fact, i like sloppy 2nds, sloppy 5ths are even better!

just bring it! LOL

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2002 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Easton


sure, whatever... in our HFGB content, i usually cum last on the girl's face... in fact, i like sloppy 2nds, sloppy 5ths are even better!

just bring it! LOL

There's not a GOD DAMNED thing sloppy about me!!! Don't you forget it!!!

pink_in_the_middle 12-02-2002 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton


why don't we set this up AFTER you've both had your boob jobs?

:thumbsup

Sure and while we're getting our boobs done you can have your little weiner pumped up :thumbsup

pink_in_the_middle 12-02-2002 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl


There's not a GOD DAMNED thing sloppy about me!!! Don't you forget it!!!

Babe don't pay attention to what Easton says LOL. He's just a stunk cock :winkwink:

He knows not of what he speaks :)

Easton 12-02-2002 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl


There's not a GOD DAMNED thing sloppy about me!!! Don't you forget it!!!

but i meant sloppy seconds in the good sense...

Easton 12-02-2002 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


Sure and while we're getting our boobs done you can have your little weiner pumped up :thumbsup

my surgeon informs me that my cock is too small to even attempt the operation... so i guess i'm stuck with my itty-bitty little 3-inch cock...

*shrug*

pink_in_the_middle 12-02-2002 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by Easton


my surgeon informs me that my cock is too small to even attempt the operation... so i guess i'm stuck with my itty-bitty little 3-inch cock...

*shrug*

:( 1/4 inch killer?

Easton 12-02-2002 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


Babe don't pay attention to what Easton says LOL. He's just a stunk cock :winkwink:

He knows not of what he speaks :)

true, i know not of what i speak, but i know of what i fuck... me likes implants!!! :thumbsup

Easton 12-02-2002 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


:( 1/4 inch killer?

huh? are you making fun of my small dick? it's not my fault that i'm only 3" fully hard...

sherie 12-02-2002 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by Easton


true, i know not of what i speak, but i know of what i fuck... me likes implants!!! :thumbsup

How's about you get a set of your own!!:Graucho

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2002 07:45 PM

Okay if it's BOOBS you're fucking....I think your cock would have NO problem fitting between mine WITHOUT implants and most likely would be snug!!! Don't you think so?

http://www.xxxhotchatxxx.com/cap_031.jpg


However...that does nothing for me...so I don't think you'd be *fucking* that part of me. After all, it's all about the womans pleasure, eh?

Hot Tropical Babes 12-02-2002 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Okay if it's BOOBS you're fucking....I think your cock would have NO problem fitting between mine WITHOUT implants and most likely would be snug!!! Don't you think so?

http://www.xxxhotchatxxx.com/cap_031.jpg


However...that does nothing for me...so I don't think you'd be *fucking* that part of me. After all, it's all about the womans pleasure, eh?

YOUR nails are AWESOME! well, okay the rest of ya tooo :Graucho

pink_in_the_middle 12-02-2002 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Okay if it's BOOBS you're fucking....I think your cock would have NO problem fitting between mine WITHOUT implants and most likely would be snug!!! Don't you think so?

http://www.xxxhotchatxxx.com/cap_031.jpg


However...that does nothing for me...so I don't think you'd be *fucking* that part of me. After all, it's all about the womans pleasure, eh?

WOW !!! Why wasen't I blessed with a set like that :(

Doc here I come :)

pipp 12-02-2002 08:21 PM

hmm is it just me or is dvd players gething "in" among girls

FlyingIguana 12-02-2002 08:22 PM

you can be my gf, but you gotta pay me for the pleasure of being my girl. :winkwink:

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2002 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

YOUR nails are AWESOME! well, okay the rest of ya tooo :Graucho


Thanks very much!!! :Graucho


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