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|  07-05-2009, 05:45 AM | #1 | 
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				What Would You Do?
			 I work on Lindsay Lohan for a living. She's a big story right now since she is always getting into trouble and other obvious reasons. Now there is this kid she likes that works on her too. The kid thinks it's a joke and tells her I'm in love with her witch is bullshit and god knows what else  and it gives her fuel to say things to me in front of the TMZ cameras.  Tonight she accused me of some crazy shit because she got mad because I was going to photograph her leaving a club wasted. She was yelling bullshit lies to the cameras just to try to make me look like a criminal. I don't know what to do, the main reason why she picks on me because the kid pap she likes talks all kinds of shit about me because he knows it bothers me. I know I can take the video and sue her for slander and defamation since what she is saying is false and damaging to me. I really don't want to stop working on her because I make allot of money off her photos. Fuck I don't know what to do. I need some suggestions. | 
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|  07-05-2009, 05:52 AM | #2 | 
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				 | Have your attorney present the video to her attorney and tell them to tell her to shut the fuck up.  And then kick the kid in the sack. | 
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|  07-05-2009, 05:56 AM | #3 | 
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|  07-05-2009, 05:59 AM | #4 | |
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|  07-05-2009, 06:03 AM | #5 | 
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				 | He's underage? I'm sure there's something you can do to fuck with him... curfew, drinking, posession... come on man be creative. | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:04 AM | #6 | 
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				 | Josh Dempsey? Or Austin Visschedyk and Blaine Hewison-Jones? | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:07 AM | #7 | 
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				 | Here's the problem with that he can say anything to fuck with me since he's underage like I hit him etc and he would. Also if I get him in trouble he knows Lindsay and he will talk more shit and tell her to cover up every time she sees me etc. He has the upper hand because he knows her very well and he's under age. He's a ruthless person just like she is.                | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:08 AM | #8 | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:13 AM | #9 | 
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				 | What started this between the two of you?  Well you can't tell his parents because he's probably supporting the family now and they'll support whatever the little fucker does.  You can't tell any company or agency because he generates money for them.   Can you get him on any child labor laws or underage drinking?   Maybe move on to Kim Kardashian. Or worse case scenario, Brooke Hogan. | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:20 AM | #10 | 
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				 | Oh God.  Just read his bio and he's a rich kid.  A fucking cunt and also born rich never living in the real world.      | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:25 AM | #11 | 
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				 | His mom is never in town she leaves him home alone. He thinks he's my friend in his mind where cool and the thinks what he says and tells Lindsay is funny. I've never in my life met a kid like that. I help him out and ride with him so he can work on Lindsay at night. The kid has no respect at all for people who help him.   | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:28 AM | #12 | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:33 AM | #13 | |
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|  07-05-2009, 06:35 AM | #14 | |
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|  07-05-2009, 06:35 AM | #15 | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:36 AM | #16 | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:36 AM | #17 | 
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				 | The paparazzi are a part of Hollywood and have made people into celebrities.  Most celebrities want them around but then cry victim for even more attention.  You had Britney Spears dating one of them.  Lindsay is friends with the underage one. | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:40 AM | #18 | 
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				 | She uses the underage kid to stalk Samantha. She calls him even when I'm in the car and tells him to follow her and tell her everything. She uses the paps to stalk Sam. She's a really sick person. | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:44 AM | #19 | 
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				 | Isn't it rather sad how turning trash into 'celebrity' is made to sound like a noble and worthy endeavour? | 
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|  07-05-2009, 06:50 AM | #20 | 
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				 | You're the only one's making her famous. | 
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|  07-05-2009, 09:11 AM | #21 | 
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				 | You sound like a complete idiot. Not surprising. | 
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|  07-05-2009, 02:48 PM | #23 | 
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				 | Move on to MJ's ghost or Paris Hilton's footprints... 
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|  07-05-2009, 04:19 PM | #24 | 
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				 | Ignore him and shoot pics and video of her from a bit more of a distance for a while. 
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|  07-05-2009, 05:35 PM | #25 | 
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				 | I'm not buying any of it  
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|  07-05-2009, 06:15 PM | #26 | 
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				 | Get a real job? | 
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|  07-05-2009, 09:24 PM | #27 | 
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|  07-05-2009, 09:35 PM | #28 | 
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				 | This thread is useless without pix 
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|  07-05-2009, 09:48 PM | #29 | 
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				 | I think you are full of shit.  | 
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|  07-05-2009, 09:53 PM | #30 | 
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				 | how much does the kid make from it in an average month? 
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|  07-05-2009, 10:10 PM | #31 | 
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				 | I realize it is your lively hood but I would blow it off. You sound like the people you photograph. I would lose the drama and go about what you do. See what happens. | 
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|  07-06-2009, 01:19 AM | #32 | 
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				 | I'm going to take a break from working on her for a while. Also I'm not going to shoot her at her house anymore that's the only time she goes off on me. Today I worked out in Malibu no drama and allot of good sets.  | 
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