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  • pink_in_the_middle
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 4503

    #1

    trust me, it's singable

    On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    8 Megs overflowin'
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    9 apps a crashin'
    8 Megs overflowin'
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    10 modes not supported
    9 apps a crashin'
    8 Megs overflowin'
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    11 instructions faulty
    10 modes not supported
    9 apps a crashin'
    8 Megs overflowin'
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six 4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs
    and Windows 95 for my PC

    On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
    12 sound cards silent
    11 instructions faulty
    10 modes not supported
    9 apps a crashin'
    8 Megs overflowin'
    7 files missin'
    6 ints conflictin'
    5 eighty six
    4 sectors bad
    3 ports not responding
    2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

    <FIN>

    And now, the long awaited folow-up:

    On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A Macintosh instead
    of a PC

    On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to...hey wait a minute,
    this thing works...


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  • dapproid
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 469

    #2
    Everybody loves Mac!!


    But nobody uses it though

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    • Lane
      Will code for food...
      • Apr 2001
      • 8496

      #3
      Mac is for stoned chicks:

      http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html

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      • EscortBiz
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        • May 2002
        • 19422

        #4
        cockintosh so the fags use it, if microsoft changed their name to microhard the fags would buy that too

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        • pornJester
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2001
          • 6138

          #5
          Originally posted by Lane
          Mac is for stoned chicks:

          http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html
          i read an article about how people in holland were walking around with t-shirts with this chicks face on it, all cause she looked stoned on the commercial. turns out she was sick and all drowsy on benadryl

          she's like 15 and friends with the directors son, that's how she got this bit, the son also has his own ad


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