Michael Jackson Jokes

**seeandsee** · 06-26-2009, 03:35 AM

Originally posted by Wildcash_lewis

Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.
Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.
"Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.
"What about the kids?" replied Jacko.
"Fuck the kids," said the Pope.
To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

**Allformyspace** · 06-26-2009, 03:36 AM

The Game!
http://markehrlich.com/humor/savemic...cksonsbaby.htm

**Blazed** · 06-26-2009, 04:44 AM

Michael Jackson is to be cremated and sprinkled into curry so kids can feel him go through their arse one more time.

**Chicks Delivery** · 06-26-2009, 04:53 AM

LOL.... funny jokes....

**gornyhuy** · 06-26-2009, 04:55 AM

Whats the difference between MJ and acne?

Acne doesn't come on your face until you are about 13 years old.

**voa** · 06-26-2009, 05:08 AM

Weird time for jokes about him

**pornguy** · 06-26-2009, 05:27 AM

Those are funny.

**czarina** · 06-26-2009, 05:31 AM

eek, you guys are sick! But you did make me laugh

**tranza** · 06-26-2009, 05:45 AM

Shouldn't do that. FAIL

**Ravage** · 06-26-2009, 05:53 AM

I already know I'm going to hell, so here goes:

What are Ed MacMahon, Farrah Fawcet and MJ getting for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze

**brassmonkey** · 06-26-2009, 06:03 AM

anger thread

**raven1083** · 06-26-2009, 06:15 AM

little respect for the pop of king

**Kenny B!** · 06-26-2009, 07:16 AM

When Farrah Fawcett rrived in heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe....

.... so God killed Michael Jackson.

**escorpio** · 06-26-2009, 07:23 AM

Originally posted by Adult Rental Chris

I already know I'm going to hell, so here goes:

What are Ed MacMahon, Farrah Fawcet and MJ getting for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze

You are definitely going to hell, man.

**Cash** · 06-26-2009, 08:09 AM

He was a great singer and dancer and I enjoyed his music when he was at the top. May he rest in peace ...

Michael Jackson Jokes

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