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  • Blackamooka
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2008
    • 495
    #1

    Michael Jackson Jokes

    Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

    Because there are twenty of them.

    Wait, is it too early?
    The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

    - Voltaire
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    • GrouchyAdmin
      Now choke yourself!
      • Apr 2006
      • 12085
      #2
      Actually, you're about 6 hours late to the party - but thanks for coming.

      Ooh, Tuna Casserole. That's a party food if I've ever seen one.

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        • jmcb420
          So Fucking Drunk
          • Oct 2006
          • 2155
          #3
          not at all.

          Why did Michael Jackson go to wal-mart?


          Because he heard little boys pants were half off.
          I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.

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            • Lewis_T
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2007
              • 361
              #4
              Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.
              Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.
              "Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.
              "What about the kids?" replied Jacko.
              "Fuck the kids," said the Pope.
              To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

              I bought my new car stereo today. It's voice activated.
              If I shout, "Country," it plays Dolly Parton, if I shout, "Rock," it plays Guns and Roses.
              I was driving through town the other day when some children ran out in front of me.
              I shouted, "FUCKING KIDS!" and it played Michael Jackson.

              What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
              They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.
              Lewis

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                • 2012
                  So Fucking What
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 17189
                  #5
                  A he heee heeeeeeeeeee
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                    • V_RocKs
                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 32447
                      #6
                      time flies when you are having pun.

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                        • STAROTICA
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 1079
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Wildcash_lewis
                          Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.
                          Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.
                          "Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.
                          "What about the kids?" replied Jacko.
                          "Fuck the kids," said the Pope.
                          To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

                          I bought my new car stereo today. It's voice activated.
                          If I shout, "Country," it plays Dolly Parton, if I shout, "Rock," it plays Guns and Roses.
                          I was driving through town the other day when some children ran out in front of me.
                          I shouted, "FUCKING KIDS!" and it played Michael Jackson.

                          What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
                          They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.
                          zing....bam.....

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                            • Adam_M
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 3800
                              #8
                              Who's Bad!
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                                • 2MuchMark
                                  Mark of 2Much.net
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 50966
                                  #9
                                  this thread: fail.

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                                    • fusionx
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 4618
                                      #10
                                      How do you know it's bed time at MJ's house?















                                      The big hand is on the little hand...

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                                        • bobby666
                                          boots are my religion
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 21765
                                          #11
                                          this thread is a thriller

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                                            • The Duck
                                              Adult Content Provider
                                              • May 2005
                                              • 18243
                                              #12
                                              Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a message to the paramedics on his way to the hospital.. "put me on the childrens ward".
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                                                • The Duck
                                                  Adult Content Provider
                                                  • May 2005
                                                  • 18243
                                                  #13
                                                  His heart didnt beat it.
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                                                    • The Duck
                                                      Adult Content Provider
                                                      • May 2005
                                                      • 18243
                                                      #14
                                                      Youve been hit by
                                                      Youve been struck by
                                                      A smooth heart attack
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                                                        • cam_girls
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2009
                                                          • 2968
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by The Duck
                                                          Youve been hit by
                                                          Youve been struck by
                                                          A smooth heart attack
                                                          I'll paypal anyone $50 to put that to music!

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