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wow greatest question asked yet:thumbsup

I am proud to say that with the help of 'adultprogrammer', I am now on my way to blissful SEO traffic for my 1988 Donruss Rookie card collection at www.meatballpackingplant.com.

Thank you, adultprogrammer!

you are always most welcome my friend!

Everytime I click this thread it gets better and better!

off course!!

can you post more SEO tips please?

:1orglaugh

he is all out of tips, it ends at the metas

Well, that's where the main focus of the meal we call SEO is: It's all in the META and the POTATOs.

yes i can post


ok u need to know how spider are looking to your site and how many links they see for your site

you can check it here

http://www.webconfs.com/search-engin...-simulator.php

to get better results u need search engine friendly urls

its coding is done using .htaccess file
u shuld have knowledge of coding (php+ .htaccess) to do that

here is sample code to rewrite urls

Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteEngine on
RewriteRule ^(.*)\.htm$ $1.php [NC]


so u need to define a rewrite rule for your urls

hope this helps!:thumbsup

stop trying to comment to increase your number of posts:321GFY

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Dumb/potatoes2.gif[/QUOTE]

your photo is soo nice:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orgl augh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL 1000 posts since 2003

ya im a post whore

Lemme guess, adultprogrammer, you either came here from DP or the Warriors...I can almost smell it!

imma gonna be first search term for "lord" "of" "the" "rings" "+" "potatos" "or" "potatoes".

Thanks!

alright... i'll bite. i'm very interested adultprogrammer. you really seem to know what you are talking about.

lets do this... i'll buy a domain, content, pay for design etc and you show me how to get into the top 5 for "handjob".

if you won't cost more than $5,000.00 for your services, i'll be happy to pay you so you can show these jokers how serious you are.

tell me what to do and tell me how long it will take.

100 meta tag SEOs!

101 metaseos. My wife came back, my hair came back, and even my dead aunt ruth came back (that was odd) when they saw my super shiny SEO meta tags.

I've bought 4 web pages and linked them all to the one so I've got 5 times the impact.

This is the guy DonnyLong introduced a couple of months ago as his programmer.

I doubt it because I already have all my metatags in place for "lord" "of" "the" "rings" "+" "potatos" "or" "potatoes" . And all the pages in my site use the title "the potato and potatoes of lord of the rings" Yes, I'm going for "and" keyword as well :thumbsup

we shuld discuss on email or chat.
thanks

No no! Discuss here... transparency is key in SEO discussions. :2 cents:

Did he just tell Mark he was just running up his post count??? OMG!!!!! LOL ........ he really doesn't know who he is picking a fight with ...... yikes! at any rate.... I am kinda busy on some stuff right now but when it comes to SEO ... Mark is my #1 choice... will be hitting him up once I free up some time/resources. ....

dude, please stop, you are only making yourself look stupid with every post you make

he has to be a put on but i'm afraid it's not - you poor bastard :Oh crap

I lol'ed .. best thread of the year :1orglaugh

So again why would we need you?

almost every porn website uses the tags "free porn", but good luck getting listed on the 1st 100 pages of google.

because there are a lot of things to do else then basic things i listed here

i will say wow only

Get back in the kitchen and make me my curry! :mad:

sure but i know u will not eat if i make it for u or u will get ill after eating it

:1orglaugh

Your not a good cook? only good SEO?

what u mean by good??????? i am not even a cook. i can make only tea

anybody else wanted to consult?

not until you tell us your secret to ranking number 1 for "dolphinhelper"

:2 cents:

well nothing secret on that.

what do you mean?