thread of the year

50 of the hottest SEO tips ever!

Wow thanks for the tips! Now I can make the REAL BLING!

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Oh man, this thread is filled with LULZ.


On a side note, thank you for the amazing tips adultprogrammer. Please continue to share your wisdom as I am almost convinced to pull out my credit card to purchase your professional services.

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tooooooooooooo funny

you are welcome my friend

ok then enjoy:thumbsup

defiantly!:thumbsup

curious how a domain name and the title tag work together, can you explain this please?

yes hit me on chat :thumbsup


so if i wanted to hit a main keyword i should use the same title on all my pages?



yes but its not only thing there are other things to take care to target the keyword:thumbsup

lets discuss on email or chat!:thumbsup

Thanks:thumbsup

most welcome my friend:thumbsup

like talk this

ok i am waiting for $$s from your card :thumbsup:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

the guy obviously knows what he's talking about since he's ranking number 1 for "dolphin helper"

i'd give him a chance

HA hes your brother

What you really need to do is to get your site submitted into about 250 online directories, by hand. But that will take you a few hours, if only there was someone you could pay to find and submit to these directories for you, then your SE traffic would SOAR! If only you could find that person....


Oh wait, look:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=911776

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I usually just send a private video to Google with me doing the Buffalo Bill dick-tuck dance plain' Q Lazarus "Goodbye Horses". I start puttin' on lipstick and go, "Would you rank me?... I'D rank me... I'd rank me HIGH!".

You really have to commit, though. You really gotta sell it. They gotta believe it. Don't half-ass it.

Works every time! :thumbsup

I followed all the advice in this thread but I haven't made a penny yet.
what gives ?

I wish I could hear that one. My speakers when to shit. ha ha. .. funny yes ?

yes sure! i will be happy to serve u.

can you give us a step by step explanation of how you were able to rank so well for "Dolphin Helper"??

that's pretty good!!

you're number 1 in Google.

:)

yes i can do that but honestly that is paid service:2 cents:

you should contact on email or chat.
thanks for interest

well... you've already let the cat out of the bag and told us the secret of meta tags. what else is there? is it hard?

can you just give us some general ideas how you did it? this is your chance to promote yourself and your talents!! :)

there is a lot its just basic!!

Why do people bump these threads from the 90's ?

because many peoples enters in business each day and they need to know the same stuff like childs learn alphabets for a long period

if anybody else have any questions feel free to email for quick reply
thanks

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wow greatest question asked yet:thumbsup

I am proud to say that with the help of 'adultprogrammer', I am now on my way to blissful SEO traffic for my 1988 Donruss Rookie card collection at www.meatballpackingplant.com.

Thank you, adultprogrammer!

you are always most welcome my friend!

Everytime I click this thread it gets better and better!

off course!!

can you post more SEO tips please?

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he is all out of tips, it ends at the metas

Well, that's where the main focus of the meal we call SEO is: It's all in the META and the POTATOs.

yes i can post


ok u need to know how spider are looking to your site and how many links they see for your site

you can check it here

http://www.webconfs.com/search-engin...-simulator.php

to get better results u need search engine friendly urls

its coding is done using .htaccess file
u shuld have knowledge of coding (php+ .htaccess) to do that

here is sample code to rewrite urls

Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteEngine on
RewriteRule ^(.*)\.htm$ $1.php [NC]


so u need to define a rewrite rule for your urls

hope this helps!:thumbsup

stop trying to comment to increase your number of posts:321GFY

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Dumb/potatoes2.gif[/QUOTE]

your photo is soo nice:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orgl augh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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LOL 1000 posts since 2003

ya im a post whore

Lemme guess, adultprogrammer, you either came here from DP or the Warriors...I can almost smell it!

imma gonna be first search term for "lord" "of" "the" "rings" "+" "potatos" "or" "potatoes".

Thanks!

alright... i'll bite. i'm very interested adultprogrammer. you really seem to know what you are talking about.

lets do this... i'll buy a domain, content, pay for design etc and you show me how to get into the top 5 for "handjob".

if you won't cost more than $5,000.00 for your services, i'll be happy to pay you so you can show these jokers how serious you are.

tell me what to do and tell me how long it will take.

100 meta tag SEOs!