A FUCK is as enjoyable as... ANALOGIES

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  • CunningStunt
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 5594

    #1

    A FUCK is as enjoyable as... ANALOGIES

    Having a really good meal out

    Watching an entertaining movie

    A bottle of 2003 Cabernet Sauvignon

    Seeing your team beat your arch rival in a derby match

    An evening out with mates getting loaded

    A site landing in the top 3 in google for a money phrase

    Carry on...
  • GrouchyAdmin
    Now choke yourself!
    • Apr 2006
    • 12085

    #2
    Three seconds of bliss after 4 hours of boredom.

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    • seeandsee
      Check SIG!
      • Mar 2006
      • 50945

      #3
      Originally posted by CunningStunt
      Having a really good meal out

      Watching an entertaining movie

      A bottle of 2003 Cabernet Sauvignon

      Seeing your team beat your arch rival in a derby match

      An evening out with mates getting loaded

      A site landing in the top 3 in google for a money phrase

      Carry on...
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      • CunningStunt
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2006
        • 5594

        #4
        Originally posted by seeandsee
        bottle of whiskey in women ass you paid for kink stuff
        I need clarification here, are you drinking the whiskey out of her ass, after gradually letting it bubble inside?

        Don't try this at home folks, alcohol into your girlfriend's ass goes straight into the bloodstream rather fast...

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        • 420
          cuck
          • Mar 2003
          • 11571

          #5
          a fuck is as enjoyable as your mother makes it
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          • natas
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 3377

            #6
            as wiping your arse with silk

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            • Chicks Delivery
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2008
              • 1315

              #7
              I still preffer FUCK!
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              • CaptainHowdy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 94733

                #8
                enjoyable as masturbation...

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                • StaceyJo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 8960

                  #9
                  Fuck is better.
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                  • Manowar
                    jellyfish  
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 71528

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                    enjoyable as masturbation...
                    sweet and simple

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                    • Deesnuts
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 2792

                      #11
                      your doing it wrong

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                      • LiveDose
                        Show Yer Tits!
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 25792

                        #12
                        Closing a BIG deal.

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                        • who
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 19593

                          #13
                          A fuck is as enjoyable as seeing Juicy with his pants down.

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                          • Profits of Doom
                            Monster Rain
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 4978

                            #14
                            Taking a big, fat, hairy, Taco Bell shit...
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                            • Iron Fist
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 23400

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CunningStunt
                              Don't try this at home folks, alcohol into your girlfriend's ass goes straight into the bloodstream rather fast...
                              You saw that episode of 1000's way to die too huh?
                              i like waffles

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                              • Got Porn?
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 1264

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sharphead
                                You saw that episode of 1000's way to die too huh?
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                                • voa
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 16532

                                  #17
                                  Nothing better than sex with hot chick

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                                  • tranza
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #18
                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                    • CunningStunt
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 5594

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sharphead
                                      You saw that episode of 1000's way to die too huh?
                                      Nah, I poured champagne into my old girlfriend's ass once to see what would happen. Crazy teens.

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