LOL - My wife just smacked me with her cell Blood & all;(

[pornjudge]

Luckily I don't hit women, fuckin stupid ass wife hit me with her cell phone while we had a dispute. I live in a condo & the neighbor called security because I locked her out & she was making noise. When security was here I opened the door & we discussed next thing you know blood flowing down my forehead, fuckin bitch smacked me with her cell in front of security... I have the pic, i will post it later....

I swear if she had a knife she would probably stabbed me.

be careful with Asian girls, they fuckin crazy lol.

[EscortBiz]

Your Location: Upmywomansass

[pimpdaddysammy]

referring to your women or one, period as a "fuckin bitch", makes you sound like a fuckin rapper.... shit, I'd smack your ass...

[pornjudge]

referring to your women or one, period as a "fuckin bitch", makes you sound like a fuckin rapper.... shit, I'd smack your ass...

ok Mr tough guy. What's your name again? PIMP? lol you really a fuckin idiot.

[Manowar]

took a cell phone to the face thanks to an angry girl before, gave me a nice huge bruise and blood red eye for a few weeks

[MaDalton]

shove the cellphone up her ass

[pornjudge]

took a cell phone to the face thanks to an angry girl before, gave me a nice huge bruise and blood red eye for a few weeks

The thing is you don't expect it coming so you don't position yourself for the hit. They also know that you cant hit back.

[Ross]

Is she a really smokin hot Asian? If so forgive her, fuck her and throw her out tomorrow.

[MetaMan]

you sound like a pussy that your woman knows she can walk all over. most likely a wannabe tough guy that she sees through as being a bitch.

maybe send her over my way so she can get tamed by some real dick for once in her life? i like them a little crazy.

[Ayla_SquareTurtle]

Dude... kick her ass out. That shit will come back to bite you in the ass somehow.

[atom]

My wife hit me once.... once!

[Deesnuts]

[UFGators2007]

What kind of cell phone was it? Does it still work? Just curious.

[seeandsee]

Your Location: Upmywomansass

[F-U-Jimmy]

Hopefully her cell phone broke on impact ?

[pornjudge]

What kind of cell phone was it? Does it still work? Just curious.

Here ya go,,, pure fuckin metal sony ericsson.

[GT-Omar]

In the words of Chris Rock.

I'll never hit a woman, but I'll shake the shit out of her!

If you think Asian's are crazy. Try Latina's they WILL stab you lol

[CaptainHowdy]

My wife hit me once.... once!

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[tranza]

Kick her face! hehehe

[Vicious_B]

My wife hit me once.... once!

Your fargin icehole. Love that movie.

I would never hit anyone with anything and not expect to get hit back. To many females think they have a right to hit a man but would cry abuse if they got hit back.

[BradM]

I laughed.

[Kiwigirl]

In the words of Chris Rock.

I'll never hit a woman, but I'll shake the shit out of her!

If you think Asian's are crazy. Try Latina's they WILL stab you lol

Ya know what.....I support hitting people back no matter what gender! If your woman is beating on you then you have every right to defend yourself and that includes smacking the bitch in the head! Don't hit people unless you are prepared to be hit back!

Sorry but that's my opinion!

[Tom_PM]

Asian girls will fly right up on you with the cell phone smack down.

[D Ghost]

wow thats messed up

[czarina]

women are nuts! That's why I married a guy

[Vicious_B]

Ya know what.....I support hitting people back no matter what gender! If your woman is beating on you then you have every right to defend yourself and that includes smacking the bitch in the head! Don't hit people unless you are prepared to be hit back!

Sorry but that's my opinion!

Amen sister. I taught my daughter to never accept a man being abusive towards her but I also told her you ever get physical with someone don't cry if you get smacked back.

[beerptrol]

Nice to know who wears the pants in that relationship.
I don't give a shit if your a man or woman, If you're gonna step up to the plate and swing, I'm gonna knock your ass out.

[blogsy]

I don't give a shit if your a man or woman, If you're gonna step up to the plate and swing, I'm gonna knock your ass out.

Exactly... lifes not all one way traffic

[Vicious_B]

I have to add that is one of those things that REALLY pisses me off. I had a friend get his jaw broken by his girlfriend when she swung a bat at his face. When I found out I said to him I hope you knocked her the hell out. He said I could never hit a girl. She hit him with a bat and shattered his damn jaw! I was friends with him for years but when I found out he didn't even break up with her I couldn't talk to him anymore.

[John-ACWM]

In the words of Chris Rock.

I'll never hit a woman, but I'll shake the shit out of her!

If you think Asian's are crazy. Try Latina's they WILL stab you lol

hilarious