Someone throwing dog shit into my neighbors yard - GoFuckYourself.com

camperjohn64 · 06-19-2009, 09:40 PM

My neighbors have asked for my help to find whomever is throwing dog poop into their yard every night. I have an office window that looks down on their gate area, so I have the perfect look-out spot, and I have internet connection that can just go out that window to put a camera on the edge of my roof to catch the shitheads.

So now I ask you for the technical help, and the "let's fuck-em up" ideas that only GFY members can offer.

The details are: It is happening at night, about 9-11 pm sometime. So lighting is a problem. I can't have too much light to trip them off but I need enough lighting to get good pictures.

Here are my thoughts: First I will need software to record either video or 1 second snapshots of the suspect area. Or I need to get a trip wire of some kind to take high-res pictures. Then somehow I need to get appropriate lighting.

All this is just off the cuff since they just told me about an hour ago. I hate people like this, and want to fuck them over.

Thoughts?

Yngwie · 06-19-2009, 09:47 PM

if you can get your hands on a night vision camera that would work good.

papill0n · 06-19-2009, 10:48 PM

motion sensitive infrared camera is your solution

bobby666 · 06-20-2009, 04:05 AM

all you'll need is a gun

~Ray · 06-20-2009, 07:46 AM

you could film them throwing the poo into the yard, then walk up to them to get their face on camera.. then call the cops and stop being such a sneaky little pussy... or pass that suggestion along to your weak ass neighbors.

stickyfingerz · 06-20-2009, 07:51 AM

Trip wire with flash grenades should do it.... lol Maybe its a dog that likes to take a shit in the yard?

beerptrol · 06-20-2009, 07:53 AM

So that's where its going. Been loading the dog shit into a potato cannon and shooting it off

camperjohn64 · 06-20-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

you could film them throwing the poo into the yard, then walk up to them to get their face on camera.. then call the cops and stop being such a sneaky little pussy... or pass that suggestion along to your weak ass neighbors.

It's not about being sneaky, it's about getting them on camera and not waiting around 6 hours.

They are out there somewhere between 9 and 5 am. We *think* but not sure.

RobertD · 06-20-2009, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

So that's where its going. Been loading the dog shit into a potato cannon and shooting it off

"foomp"

jmcb420 · 06-20-2009, 09:17 AM

No video needed if you can just hang out in the area without being seen. That way you can have a face to face when they come by flinging poo. That will scare the fuck out of them.

Or you'll get shit thrown at you.....

Get video, lol

06-19-2009, 09:40 PM	#1
camperjohn64 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,531	Someone throwing dog shit into my neighbors yard My neighbors have asked for my help to find whomever is throwing dog poop into their yard every night. I have an office window that looks down on their gate area, so I have the perfect look-out spot, and I have internet connection that can just go out that window to put a camera on the edge of my roof to catch the shitheads. So now I ask you for the technical help, and the "let's fuck-em up" ideas that only GFY members can offer. The details are: It is happening at night, about 9-11 pm sometime. So lighting is a problem. I can't have too much light to trip them off but I need enough lighting to get good pictures. Here are my thoughts: First I will need software to record either video or 1 second snapshots of the suspect area. Or I need to get a trip wire of some kind to take high-res pictures. Then somehow I need to get appropriate lighting. All this is just off the cuff since they just told me about an hour ago. I hate people like this, and want to fuck them over. Thoughts? __________________ www.gimmiegirlproductions.com

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stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	Trip wire with flash grenades should do it.... lol Maybe its a dog that likes to take a shit in the yard?

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