http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/va...437587490.html
This was in response to a flurry of posts on the Vancouver Craigslist lately along the theme of "my children/boyfriend/parents" don't like my 5 year old dog, so I have to get rid of it. I didn't write it, but wanted to share it for the loverly sense of humour
running out of time (lower mainland)
Date: 2009-10-25, 6:09PM PDT
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It saddens me to have to put a post up like this, but after much consideration, I have to do what is best for my family.
I need to rehome my husband, as him and the dog do not get along. My husband has tried to get along with the dog, but its just not happening any time soon.
Therefore, I have had to make the toughest decision of my life and I am asking someone to help me rehome my husband, because there is no way I am letting my dog go.
He is basically a good husband, he sleeps all day, the only time he bothers you is when he cant find the remote control. He will come with his dirty magazines, his tools, his own beer mug and a brand new pack of wife beater tank tops
He also comes with his own dog house where he spends a fair bit of time due to his bad manners.
We will miss him. This is not easy for me.
Pls respond by telling me a bit about yourself and your family, and why you think this useless man who no animal can get along with would be a good fit for your home.
I can drop him off at your place anytime. Must go within one week, or I will have to take him to a homeless shelter
Pls respond by telling me a little bit about yourself, and what type of home you will be providing
This was in response to a flurry of posts on the Vancouver Craigslist lately along the theme of "my children/boyfriend/parents" don't like my 5 year old dog, so I have to get rid of it. I didn't write it, but wanted to share it for the loverly sense of humour
running out of time (lower mainland)
Date: 2009-10-25, 6:09PM PDT
Reply to:
It saddens me to have to put a post up like this, but after much consideration, I have to do what is best for my family.
I need to rehome my husband, as him and the dog do not get along. My husband has tried to get along with the dog, but its just not happening any time soon.
Therefore, I have had to make the toughest decision of my life and I am asking someone to help me rehome my husband, because there is no way I am letting my dog go.
He is basically a good husband, he sleeps all day, the only time he bothers you is when he cant find the remote control. He will come with his dirty magazines, his tools, his own beer mug and a brand new pack of wife beater tank tops
He also comes with his own dog house where he spends a fair bit of time due to his bad manners.
We will miss him. This is not easy for me.
Pls respond by telling me a bit about yourself and your family, and why you think this useless man who no animal can get along with would be a good fit for your home.
I can drop him off at your place anytime. Must go within one week, or I will have to take him to a homeless shelter
Pls respond by telling me a little bit about yourself, and what type of home you will be providing
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