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  • sortie
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 7771

    #1

    Turned on a 100% analog TV!! (Conspiracy Theory)...



    Ok, I feel like getting my ass chewed so here is my brand new conspiracy theory:


    So, I just had to try the analog to see if stations were still broadcasting.
    I went thru all channels on the TV possible and found two broadcast.

    1. Just a message that no analog TV was available because....blah blah...

    2. A broadcast from Christians United For Israel

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christi...ted_for_Israel

    The only thing they are talking about is going to war with Iran and how
    important it is to stop Iran from bringing an "apocalypse" to Israel.

    Wow the only TV available to millions of poor americans right now is "Death to Iran".
    Why have the message only for the poor?
    Well, who the fuck is going to do all the killing in Iran....THE RICH?????????

    The rich are already convinced to attack Iran and they are trying to convince the
    rest of us to go die.

    "Cut off their TV so we can brainwash them to go to war".


    Soon we will have a new emblem on the American flag :






    Ok wait a few seconds while I get into position to duck your replies.
  • sortie
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 7771

    #2
    PS: I almost forgot : We are all going to die....SOON!

    (Got to have a complete conspiracy theory to compete these days)

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    • TheSenator
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2003
      • 13340

      #3
      Originally posted by sortie
      PS: I almost forgot : We are all going to die....SOON!

      (Got to have a complete conspiracy theory to compete these days)
      2012 is when I get to pay off my credit debt and be debt free. I also hear that 2012 is gonna be a great crop year.
      ISeekGirls.com since 2005

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      • sortie
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2007
        • 7771

        #4
        Originally posted by TheSenator
        2012 is when I get to pay off my credit debt and be debt free. I also hear that 2012 is gonna be a great crop year.
        No, 2012 is when we get our checks from the Reagan "Trickle Down Effect".

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        • Jack Sparrow
          Almost goners..
          • May 2008
          • 11420

          #5
          I shall bump it for you, just to give people a chance to see what television or lack of good equipment can do.

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          • Jack Sparrow
            Almost goners..
            • May 2008
            • 11420

            #6
            Originally posted by sortie
            No, 2012 is when we get our checks from the Reagan "Trickle Down Effect".
            Good i will be cashing when the world ends with my 2012 domains.

            Errr. wait..

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