thought for the day: What if Microsoft had invented the Internet ? - GoFuckYourself.com

s9ann0 · 11-29-2002, 09:09 AM

would we all be speaking german ?

cheekycherry · 11-29-2002, 09:10 AM

foe · 11-29-2002, 09:16 AM

Turboface · 11-29-2002, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by spanno
would we all be speaking german ?

hehehe

vegasdude · 11-29-2002, 09:19 AM

you would blow his cock each and every day as a thankyou fee for all the mad cash you make

chodadog · 11-29-2002, 09:27 AM

s9ann0 · 11-29-2002, 09:47 AM

it'd crash evey hour

reddawg · 11-29-2002, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

Maybe I am sick, but that is an excellent Logo!

If Microsoft had Invented the Internet.....

(1.) First you would rise and salute World leader Gates

(2.) You would press your eye up against the optical scanner and preceed to listen to a 30 minute logon agreement....

(4.) Surf the areas that your Security pass allows you access to.

asuna · 11-29-2002, 10:18 AM

I wouldn't own a computer

KRL · 11-29-2002, 10:21 AM

I think Bill pretty much has the Net anyway. When 95% of the surfers are using your program to surf, in business that's called serious monopolistic market share

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Lane · 11-29-2002, 10:27 AM

Who invented the Internet?

ClickCashPro · 11-29-2002, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Lane
Who invented the Internet?

The american government, as a data network that could survive nuclear war .. as in theres no centralised location that can be bombed :P

chodadog · 11-29-2002, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Lane
Who invented the Internet?

Al Gore, inventer of the internet.

minimouse · 11-29-2002, 02:18 PM

prostock · 11-29-2002, 02:24 PM

well if he had made it to this day we would still be updating it and we would be on now internet service pack 2050 and i am
and we damn sure would be crashing all the damn time

shit look at his wonderfull XP
now think if we was dealing with INTERNET XP OH GOD WE ALL BE FUCKED

[The Leader] · 11-29-2002, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog

LOL, classic.

Did you make that?

chodadog · 11-29-2002, 07:55 PM

I wish i could claim the credit, but no. Found it posted on a message board a long time ago, and just had to save it.

eroswebmaster · 11-29-2002, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by spanno
would we all be speaking german ?

kann ich abspritzen auf dein kopf?

Turboface · 11-29-2002, 09:00 PM

Gehen Sie Fuck Sich!

Kimmykim · 11-29-2002, 09:06 PM

Al Gore would be worth billions?

s9ann0 · 11-29-2002, 10:16 PM

Ali G

Scootermuze · 11-29-2002, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by Lane
Who invented the Internet?

"The date was Oct. 29, 1969. The laboratory of professor Leonard Kleinrock at the University of California at Los Angeles was about to give birth to the Internet. "

Read about it here

Rochard · 11-29-2002, 10:50 PM

That's it boys - Blast Bill, Microsoft, and his damn operating systems......

Newsflash - It's Bill Gates and Windows that broght computers to the masses; If it wasn't for Microsoft none of us would be working in this industry!

Kimmykim · 11-29-2002, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
That's it boys - Blast Bill, Microsoft, and his damn operating systems......

Newsflash - It's Bill Gates and Windows that broght computers to the masses; If it wasn't for Microsoft none of us would be working in this industry!

yeah but without Al Gore, we wouldnt know each other

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