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10-22-2009, 09:32 PM

Ive noticed less and less stuffing in the back of my couch and tonight I take a look and notice my stupid cat has crawled up in the back and pulled almost all the stuffing out to make a nest under the couch.

Worst part is im getting lower back pain now from the bar in my back from the couch. Damn cat

This is the third time ive tried to stop the cat but moron keeps finding a way up there, whether its through a tiny opening or she some hows crawls up through the front (just saw her doing it like a damn snake)

I thought dogs were a pain in the ass, but this cat is WAY worse

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10-22-2009, 09:35 PM

cats can suck soooo bad.....i have had a great one as a kid though.

And another one that went 100% crazy!

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10-22-2009, 09:35 PM

sounds like a week of duct tape mittens as a punishment is in order!

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10-22-2009, 09:39 PM

my gf has some Halloween decorations and one straw glued to styrofoam with a scare crow on top... moron pulled off half the straw then chokes on the corn stalk pieces but keeps going back.

i bought a spray bottle to squirt her with water, but its like she doesnt care and thinks its a free bath

argh, dont know what to do with this menace!

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10-22-2009, 09:41 PM

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10-22-2009, 09:44 PM

Cats typically do not like the scent of oranges. Can always try some orange peels, oranges, or just orange or other citrus type oils.

Odd you have something wrong pissing you off every other day in your life.
You seemed to also have known the cat was eating your couch already.

Perhaps you should move the couch so that the cat can not get behind it. If it is a inside cat I would think it needs some more toys, a scratching post of its own, or well take the fucking front claws out (I wouldnt but you can).

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10-22-2009, 09:51 PM

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Cats typically do not like the scent of oranges. Can always try some orange peels, oranges, or just orange or other citrus type oils.

Odd you have something wrong pissing you off every other day in your life.
You seemed to also have known the cat was eating your couch already.

Perhaps you should move the couch so that the cat can not get behind it. If it is a inside cat I would think it needs some more toys, a scratching post of its own, or well take the fucking front claws out (I wouldnt but you can).

yeah, tell me about it. my friend said i should start a blog... "the life experiment of bossku69"

its an indoor cat and has MORE toys than any other pet i know, but is always causing trouble because its young. I tried to fix the couch by buying velcro and getting the back to stay closed, but the cat likes to play with it and found out how to get in.

i just came out of the bathroom and saw her weasel her way out of the bottom with white stuffing in her mouth.

sometimes shes drives me insane... especially in the morning when im trying to sleep and she walks on my head so i get up to watch her eat her food

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10-22-2009, 09:55 PM

You're not alone. I have two of them.

They are slowly destroying my couch from the inside and outside. When a girlfriend comes over, the jealous Siamese will go under the couch and claw at her butt where she is sitting.

Then on the top side. I have hair all over the headrest, even between cleanings every two weeks (house cleaner). Then I have them sharpening their claws on the corners of couch and love seat.

This does not get into the yack on new carpeting, or claw marks on new drywall and paint upstairs, among other little 'treats' throughout the house.

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10-22-2009, 10:36 PM

cats love to get into trouble!!

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10-22-2009, 10:42 PM

hehe thats cats
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10-22-2009, 11:10 PM

good i don't have cat in home...

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10-22-2009, 11:18 PM

declaw them if there inside cats, shit simple solution.

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10-22-2009, 11:24 PM

Teach them to use the scratcher. My mothers cat never scratches anything else besides that. You could spray some water on him if he does scratch the couch and show him the scratcher. Make sure to reward him when he does that by himself, so he knows that is the right thing to do.

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10-22-2009, 11:26 PM

throw a bunch of cayenne pepper up in there

after a couple of times it will learn

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10-22-2009, 11:26 PM

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10-23-2009, 01:07 AM

This thread is funny as hell.

I better check my couches.

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10-23-2009, 01:23 AM

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10-23-2009, 01:59 AM

Originally posted by split_joel

declaw them if there inside cats, shit simple solution.

only if we can declaw you too

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10-23-2009, 03:55 AM

My cats pretty much leave everything alone, but they're constantly waking me. Sometimes I think I'd rather they just quietly destroy my furniture...
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10-23-2009, 04:03 AM

our red little devil just tries to pull down every object laid on the furniture but he also leaves nasty scratches. Bawling and chasing helps a lot . Anyway nice weekend to everyone .

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10-23-2009, 04:22 AM

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10-23-2009, 04:27 AM

cats are filthy animals and just as destructive as dogs they just do a little less damage

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10-23-2009, 04:50 AM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Cats typically do not like the scent of oranges. Can always try some orange peels, oranges, or just orange or other citrus type oils.

Odd you have something wrong pissing you off every other day in your life.
You seemed to also have known the cat was eating your couch already.

Perhaps you should move the couch so that the cat can not get behind it. If it is a inside cat I would think it needs some more toys, a scratching post of its own, or well take the fucking front claws out (I wouldnt but you can).
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10-23-2009, 04:52 AM

Originally posted by split_joel

declaw them if there inside cats, shit simple solution.

But... think of THE CATS!!! So CRUEL!

(that's what the vet said anyways... I agree with you though..)

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10-23-2009, 04:56 AM

i like cats
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10-23-2009, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by Barefootsies

You're not alone. I have two of them.

They are slowly destroying my couch from the inside and outside. When a girlfriend comes over, the jealous Siamese will go under the couch and claw at her butt where she is sitting.

Then on the top side. I have hair all over the headrest, even between cleanings every two weeks (house cleaner). Then I have them sharpening their claws on the corners of couch and love seat.

This does not get into the yack on new carpeting, or claw marks on new drywall and paint upstairs, among other little 'treats' throughout the house.

Same problem. No matter what I do I cannot get my two cats to leave the corners of the couch alone. I just bought it two months ago and it is already ready for the trash heap. The corners are all ragged and it is covered in hair (even with a cleaning lady once a week.) Anyway I still love them.

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10-23-2009, 05:24 AM

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10-23-2009, 05:30 AM

My dog doesn't have a problem with cats
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10-23-2009, 05:39 AM

I got an old leather chair and put it in my living room... I call it the cats chair as since I have put it there they have left every other piece of furniture alone.

I do not believe in de-clawing aka Amputate a cat.

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10-23-2009, 05:45 AM

Ya know, I'm sorry to say it, BUT I have to agree with the declawing of cats. I myself have 3 indoor cats and the wife wanted them declawed, but yet I heard about how bad it was, so I dragged my feet with it and fought to keep their claws and tried and tried to stop them from clawing at stuff, they had scratching posts, the spray that's supposed to detour them, cardboard things you hang off the door handles, toys up the ass, I cut their nails often, and I always sprayed them when I saw them scratching something.

Well, after my 8 year old house had pretty much every piece of door molding scratched to hell, REALLY deep on some doors, the carpet pulled up in a few places, and a 2 year old chair, that wasn't cheap, destroyed, amongst a couple of other things, I gave up on the fight to save their claws and got their front claws taken out.

Since they were declawed, I love my cats many times more than I ever did before, they're prefect, and they act no differently than before, they were actually back to themselves shortly after bringing them in the door.

I guess I'll sit back and watch everyone jump on me now, go ahead, ha ha. I tried, I used to think the way most of you do, that a cats had the claws when I got them, blah blah blah, and that it's up to me to teach them right from wrong, but when you try everything and it doesn't work, while the nice stuff around you that you bust your ass off to make the money to pay for is being destroyed around you, you have to do what ya do.
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10-23-2009, 05:48 AM

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Ya know, I'm sorry to say it, BUT I have to agree with the declawing of cats. I myself have 3 indoor cats and the wife wanted them declawed, but yet I heard about how bad it was, so I dragged my feet with it and fought to keep their claws and tried and tried to stop them from clawing at stuff, they had scratching posts, the spray that's supposed to detour them, cardboard things you hang off the door handles, toys up the ass, I cut their nails often, and I always sprayed them when I saw them scratching something.

Well, after my 8 year old house had pretty much every piece of door molding scratched to hell, REALLY deep on some doors, the carpet pulled up in a few places, and a 2 year old chair, that wasn't cheap, destroyed, amongst a couple of other things, I gave up on the fight to save their claws and got their front claws taken out.

Since they were declawed, I love my cats many times more than I ever did before, they're prefect, and they act no differently than before, they were actually back to themselves shortly after bringing them in the door.

I guess I'll sit back and watch everyone jump on me now, go ahead, ha ha. I tried, I used to think the way most of you do, that a cats had the claws when I got them, blah blah blah, and that it's up to me to teach them right from wrong, but when you try everything and it doesn't work, while the nice stuff around you that you bust your ass off to make the money to pay for is being destroyed around you, you have to do what ya do.

In most Europeen country it is illegal to declaw an animal... North America is sooo primitive.

Would you amputate a young kid cause he drew with crayons on your walls????

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10-23-2009, 05:49 AM

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I got an old leather chair and put it in my living room... I call it the cats chair as since I have put it there they have left every other piece of furniture alone.

I do not believe in de-clawing aka Amputate a cat.

I completely agree. Don't get a cat if you don't want to deal with them. Declawing is inhumane.

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10-23-2009, 05:50 AM

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10-23-2009, 05:52 AM

BTW Cayenne Pepper does wonder.

Take a 2 sided tape put some cayenne pepper on it and tape it right under the edge of the couch.. your cats will stay the hell away.

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10-23-2009, 06:00 AM

My cat rocks!

Doesn't scratch anything it shouldn't, doesn't misbehave, or anything like that. Even when she was a kitten.

It just likes it's food, it's sleep, and most of all some human company...

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10-23-2009, 06:01 AM

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10-23-2009, 06:03 AM

Originally posted by cykoe6

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10-23-2009, 06:04 AM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois

In most Europeen country it is illegal to declaw an animal... North America is sooo primitive.

Would you amputate a young kid cause he drew with crayons on your walls????

If you do everything and it does not work, give the cat to someone less cruel then you

I might actually consider amputating my kids if they constantly messed up my walls

IF I was single, perhaps I would've just given them away, however, try to explain that to your 3 kids. My 7 year old daughter especially that loves that cats, she also got scratched pretty good a few times, which brings up another reason for their fate.

You can say what you want about me being cruel that I should've given the cats to someone less cruel. Maybe I should've dropped them off at an overpopulated Humane Society. These cats are well fed, get their daily snacks, and have beds, toys, cat houses, and more importantly, a family that no matter what you or others may say, loves them very very much and gives them all the attention they want/need.

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10-23-2009, 06:05 AM

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10-23-2009, 06:05 AM

so why i do not like to have cat at home

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10-23-2009, 06:13 AM

My cat has a leather fetish, and all my furniture happens to be leather. If anybody in the Tampa Florida area wants a cat, please come get her.

She's very affectionate and very good with kids and other pets (she plays with my bird), but she will destroy anything made of leather, including shoes.

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10-23-2009, 06:19 AM

Oh yeah, and if you smoke weed you will have a wonderful smoking partner. This cat seriously jumps on my lap and deliberately breathes in as much smoke as she can while I'm puffin' on a blunt.

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10-23-2009, 06:26 AM

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Oh yeah, and if you smoke weed you will have a wonderful smoking partner. This cat seriously jumps on my lap and deliberately breathes in as much smoke as she can while I'm puffin' on a blunt.

Hahaha!

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10-23-2009, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by split_joel

declaw them if there inside cats, shit simple solution.

we got her from the humane society and already had the front claws removed, back ones are still there, but thats ok.

this thing drives me nuts. 8am this morning she is whining and thought something was wrong... nope, just wanted me up to play.

its game on cat, when your sleeping im going to make every effort to bug you

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10-23-2009, 08:35 AM

I'm not a fan of cats at all and know what you're talking about. When my girlfriend and I first moved out together, we bought a brand new microfiber pull out couch and love seat. Within a week of having them, her stupid cat clawed the love seat side and footrest to hell. Not to mention all of the stuff she pissed on and we threw out. The cat is prissy as hell. Doesn't like a lot of cat litter but not too little or she'll piss elsewhere, she likes to yodel all night, scratch at the doors, wont drink her own water but will drink the dogs...I don't get it. I'm definitely a dog person.

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10-23-2009, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois

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10-23-2009, 08:47 AM

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I completely agree. Don't get a cat if you don't want to deal with them. Declawing is inhumane.

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10-23-2009, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Cats typically do not like the scent of oranges. Can always try some orange peels, oranges, or just orange or other citrus type oils.

My (now ex-) wife heard that cats don't like oranges so we tried orange peel, citrus scents, etc., to no avail... the cats kept scratching the sofa. Later we had a cat that would eat ANYTHING--one of her favorite treats was orange-flavored fortune cookies.
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10-23-2009, 09:31 AM

get rid of the cat, buy a new couch.
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10-23-2009, 10:00 AM

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