What do you do if you're fat and out of shap and your chest starts hurting?

See a doc just to be sure and change your lifestyle ;-)
Left side is the heart, you wanna take good care of that...

"Thank god I don't need to endure another stupid 'ambush interview'."

thanks, really needed a pick me up right about now

cheap healthcare there and you dont go to the doctor? Im sure you will get some qualified advice here.

Then why the hell are you on GFY? Seriously, though, you will want to get less fat and more exercise into your diet. It could be nothing, but see a candystriper, they'll help! Ok, see someone above the striper, but if she's cute, why not?!

All chest pains need to be taken seriously.

5:12 am here - i'd have to goto emergency and I don't think it's an emergency - just some pain

Eh, I've had that before, it was just gas. Define 'fat'.

fat

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1. having too much flabby tissue; corpulent; obese: a fat person.
2. plump; well-fed: a good, fat chicken.
3. consisting of or containing fat; greasy; oily: fat gravy; fat meat.
4. profitable, as an office: a fat job on the city commission.
5. affording good opportunities, esp. for gain: a fat business contract.
6. wealthy; prosperous; rich: He grew fat on dishonest profits.
7. big, broad, or extended; thick: a fat sheaf of bills.
8. plentiful; abundant: a fat supply of food.
9. plentifully supplied: a fat larder; a fat feast.
10. dull; stupid: fat clumsiness of manner.
11. abounding in a particular element: Fat pine is rich in resin.
12. (of paint) having more oil than pigment. Compare lean 2 (def. 6).
13. (of coal) highly bituminous; rich in volatile hydrocarbons.
14. Ceramics. long 1 (def. 25).
15. fertile, as land: Everything grows in this fat soil.
?noun
16. any of several white or yellowish greasy substances, forming the chief part of adipose tissue of animals and also occurring in plants, that when pure are colorless, odorless, and tasteless and are either solid or liquid esters of glycerol with fatty acids; fats are insoluble in water or cold alcohol but soluble in ether, chloroform, or benzene: used in the manufacture of soap, paints, and other protective coatings and in cooking.
17. animal tissue containing much of this substance; loose flesh; flabbiness: to have rolls of fat around one's waist.
18. the richest or best part of anything.
19. obesity; corpulence: In his later years, he inclined to fat.
20. Slang. especially profitable or advantageous work.
21. an overabundance or excess; superfluity.
22. action or lines in a dramatic part that permit an actor to display abilities.
23. Also, phat. Also called lift. Typesetting. matter that can be composed easily and profitably, esp. from standing type, illustrations, or the like: fat work. Compare lean 2 (def. 11).
?verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
24. to make or become fat.
?Idioms
25. a fat chance, Slang. a very slight chance; small probability: A fat chance he has of winning the title!
26. a fat lot, Slang. little or not at all: A fat lot they care about anyone else's troubles!
27. chew the fat. chew (def. 11).
28. the fat is in the fire,
a. an irrevocable action or chain of events has been started; the die is cast: Now that they have been given an ultimatum, the fat is in the fire.
b. the decision, whether good or bad, has been made.
c. the crisis is imminent.
29. the fat of the land, the best or richest of anything obtainable: to live on the fat of the land.

i know you are just trolling but i used to work in a hospital. it is most likely a heart attack. i know you are just going to stay on gfy anyway so whatever.

see a doctor

I would assume it's a good thing.

Rub some more sperm on your chest.

i think i will get checked out. one of my best friends is my doctor and havn't had a checkup in ages

Hurts on the left side? That's not good. That's where the heart is, isn't it.

What about internet pains?

don't worry fatso ... it might be just a light panic attack

the more you get scared the more it hurts ;)

50 push ups
50 squat jumps
50 sit ups

if you're still alive after that then there's nothing to worry about.
if you're dead, you're dead. can I have sleazydream.com please.

aspirin....However, if you're fat and your chest starts hurting, that would be a sign to get your ass on a treadmill.

go to the ER or call your doc.

Better to be embarrassed than dead.

Nutrition and exercise can be handled after this is taken care of, whatever it is.

Well first of all, go check your fatass into a hospital, get some tests done and make sure it's nothing serious. If you tell your general doctor you have chest pains he will just tell you to check into a hospital anyways. You may need an EKG.

If all checks out, take it as a wake up call. Get your fat, lazy ass to the gym and work on eating right, or else prepare for an early death. Sorry to be an ass, but I don't feel bad for people who can change their situation but instead decide to do nothing and walk around with a chip on their shoulder.

I'd pop some aspirin just for a good counter measure (in case it is your heart) and then go see a doctor.

its not to be fooled with, better be embarrased than DEAD

this is how dumb pornographers are... this is a prime example of the morons this business attracts.

one guy is possibly experiencing life threatening health problems... so he runs to a forum full of dysfunctional idiots whose primary qualifications for giving out medical advice is ripping off designs, stealing content and installing wordpress. then those same people start giving advice.


haha.. wow.

most of the people in this industry deserve each other.

Jeezus man...so straight to an urgent care facility. Screw the time of day. If it's nothing, great! If it's something at least you'll be where people can help you if you collapse...or, better...it's nothing urgent "right now" and they can set you on a program to better health.

Get back on the diet man, you had yourself looking good. Get it back and keep it up. Its like quiting smoking the first time never takes. Make it happen!

Go to the hospital.

But grab a triple baconator or a double wopper on the way. It might be a long wait. Or your last chance to have one.

They'll do a quick check on your enzymes and tell you if it was a heart attack. Take like 5 minutes.

I'd sit back and enjoy "the ride"...

Run to a doctor!!

Cut it off!!! It burns!!!!