Had a really good time reading some of the stories so congrats to the one who will win!

:1orglaugh great fucking stories :thumbsup

Well to tell the truth never had a hangover.

Still did some crazy shit when i was drunk.

Like this one time i was going to a party all on myself went into the club seen my buddy there with 2 girls socialized somewhat with them girls after that and some dancing went outside to smoke a joint with my buddy and those girls nuttin better to go smoke right before the cathedral :1orglaugh than started kissing the girl in 10minutes was fingering the girl right in front of the cathedral :1orglaugh the fucking was done in a bar was too unsafe to do that outside :1orglaugh

This other time went to a bar on fridaynight went totally drunk and than we had nuttin better in our mind than book planetickets at 7am to poland:1orglaugh went there partying our ass off stayed in some cheap hotel met some freaky goodlooking girls there on sunday we came back had only spend 600 ?.

Had lots of other crazy drunk times but forgot about half of them :upsidedow

Btw i don`t like to write very much that is why my adventures are cut as short as possible.

Keep up the crazy adventures :thumbsup

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Back in like 96 or 97 I was like 21 still living in my hometown of Gilroy. Was "The Gilroy Garlic Festival" weekend and me and some of my bros decided to get 2 kegs and have a pre-party at my moms house at 8am the morning of the festival. So we're pulling in to my moms about to unload the kegs and who do we see some dude running around like a wild animal at the end of the block. Upon closer look, we realized that it was none other than Drunken Duncan, shirtless, shoeless, somewhat delirious and as it turns out... fresh out of jail (for the night). None of us had seen him in a few years because he was away at college at the time so we didn't recognize him at first. We just started saying, "holy shit, that guy's off his shit". Then one of the guys is like, "Is that Duncan? It is, it is...!" We yelled for him and he heard us and turned his head sharp and wild eyed as if offended and ready to fight or something. Then he let out into a full on sprint from all the way down the block to us. We were already laughing like crazy. He get's to us and is like, "What the fuck, pour me a beer!" So we all got started, finished the 2 kegs by like 10, made our way over to the festival and were there for about 15 minutes before Duncan got kicked out and arrested (again). The rest is basically "to be continued" every time you see him.

http://www.nationalpornographic.com/fun/duncan.jpg

About a year and a half ago I woke up with a really bad hangover.

So bad that I said "I'll never drink again!"







....and still haven't.

We are crying over here right now in laughter hahahahaa!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fucking Quitter! :disgust:thumbsup

First of all, that movie was great. The bj pic with the old asian broad (during the credits) almost made me puke I laughed so hard.

As I told DH, and people that know me know I am strong as an ox....I can hit the gym after a night of drinking, I have Lance Armstrong constitution.

I started writing some stuff, but it is way too incriminating...not worth the $100.

What am I a clown? I am here to make you laugh?!

Eating chicken wings with the IRS outta some 'chubby' dudes trunk at 4am........boooooyah:pimp

Jesus..... to hear the ones I don't know.

Holy fuck it's the IRS! HAHAHAHA!!! What's up brotha! Long time no see :):1orglaugh:thumbsup

Allentown PA county jail after a wicked night... not funny, just sad lol.

Reminds me.... We were already drunk and I accepted the challenge to chug half a fifth of Jose Cuervo against this friend of mine. Fresh bottle... he chugged the first half, i chugged the second and it was done just like that. I don't remember more than 10 minutes after that but apparently I fell off a deck, flipped over a kitchen table filled with bottles and drinks, punched a good friend then passed out on the couch. Later I found out from some of my friends who were still there that at 7am the next morning, they watched me, passed/blacked out, crawl from the couch, post up on my knees in the living room in front of the tv and whip my dick out and take a piss on the carpet with one had up in a "talk to the hand" position, in front of my mom while she yelled at me... "Stop, stop, you're not an animal"

Woke up later that day on the couch at like 2.... mom's like, "Bobby, your boss Scott is on the phone, you're late to work!"

me... "I have a job?"

Awesome thread... I can't compete at all, even with my worst stories.

You guys sure take a late lunch.

my best hangover stories are the ones i can't remember :)

Well here's the thing about Bob's story. I didn't actually get arrested the night before. I had just got out of jail but I didn't get arrested. We were at a house party the night before somewhere by 10th street. Party got broken up, my buddy who threw the party was gonna give me a ride home, asked me twice but I just kept saying "I will fucken kill you" so he decided to let me walk. So my mom lived near 1st street so I had like 10+ blocks to walk wasted. So I get to the police station on 6th street and "check myself in". I think I told them I was a danger to society. I wake up, in my own little cell. like WTF? I hear everyone else getting some slop they call breakfast and I want mine. Finally, someone opens my cell and throws my shoes down (which I later lost) and says, beat it, no charges filed. So, i get to thinking... BobG always throws a Fest pre-party and he only lives between 6th and 7th. So I mosey over there and get to drinkin. Saved myself 5 block walk each way.... the rest is pretty much how Bob described it.

Ding ding ding! I think we may have a winner LOL!

Funny thread!

It's a hysterical thread, i have so many people icqing me saying they would love to post a story up but their significant other reads the board and they don't want in trouble :1orglaugh

Whatever happened to all the party hardcore webmasters with no shame? :1orglaugh

And where the fuck is Evil Dan And Ryu Lion? I can't believe those 2 haven't posted yet? :error

So post these stories anon.... and just use fake alias....

I agree 110% :)

Well I think the funny part of that story was us going down to the lobby hung over to pay off his porn rental tab :1orglaugh

only once I drank so much that I blacked out.. order pizza bought more beer for my friends at the house.. smoked weed for the first time, than walked to my girlfriends house.. remind you its still daytime... she gets me a cab ride home.. my cousin with me, I supposely tried to jump outta the cab.. but the cab let me out..

only thing I remember was while walking home taking this shortcut.. that was pure ice.. I remember falling down and smashing my head over and over.. and i was getting angry at myself.

I wake up to my cousin friend taking shots at my legs.. I stayed focus long enough to look at him and say.. when I can move again.. your dead... never saw that guy since.

btw.. i drank a 26er in like 40mins.. was not thinking at all.. made my drinks strong.. got carried away..

good for you!

Well before last Dec 1st 2008 I would prolly tell a lot of hangover stories but dec 1st about 7am will forever change my life and i don't think i could ever talk about what happened that night other then to say..

I went out saturday night to have a few pitchers and jager bombs and ran into some people that i hadn't seen in 10 years or so.. I did over 6 pitchers of beer myself and no doubt 20+ shots most double shots of jager bombs or just about anything that i could get my hands on.. I can honestly say that I had alcohol poisoning and am lucky to be alive

Like I said i doubt i will ever tell the story of what happened around 7am that sunday but 9 days later i finally went to the doctor to see why i was still in pain and i was told to go to the hospital and from there i was examined and rushed from that hospital to a larger hospital a hour away via ambulance for a emergency surgery.. I spent 3 and a half weeks in the hospital and the first 10 days i was fighting for my life not able to get out of bed at all. I had 2 surgeries then and a follow up one the end of April and over $200k in hospital bills.

The night has forever changed my life and since that night i have not had a drink. I told myself that maybe after a year i will try to drink again but i'm not even sure if i should try cause the pain it would cause my family if they found out i ever drank again.

So that was my not great hangover story that happened a little over 7 mos ago now

not trying to win the prize or anything cause mine is the most depressing not best story haha but after looking at old texts i noticed i got my dates messed up.. it was sat nov 29th and sunday morning the 30th when it happened... And the biggest date difference was from texts it looks like i didn't go to the doctor till dec 17th.. thinking back they told me if i had went in right after it had happened it would've been no big deal at all (just a couple day stay) but since i waited 18 days I had so much infection i was lucky to be alive..


anyways back to funny hangover stories and i really want to go see this movie soon

Here's another one:

About 5 years ago we were having a little barbecue party - well in fact a little barbecue party in our version meant about three days of non stop drinking, we got a whole pig cut into a half to roast, about 4 kegs of beer and about a gazzillion of moonshine. It also means not more than 2 hours of sleep a day as anyone who would sleep is a fail, lots of good ol' rock music - and a lot of apetite for pranking.

So we had three guys coming over from the city, fashion gods that were never a part of any of our parties, as we usually looked like something between a 80's heavy metal and motorcycle gang reunion, but they were buddies of a friend of mine who let us do it in his cottage so that was all ok.

Well first they started to drink more then they could stand then especially one of them started to be a little annoying, he wasn't used to that much booze and behaved a little bit too easy around us old dogs, so we prepaired a little surprise for him.

This was like really wild place a little bit outside of civilisation, it had no classical toilet and all you had was this wooden shithouse where you praised the nature anytime you needed to take a dump.

The trick is - this was about 400 yards outside the cottage in the wood and there was also another wooden shithouse that wasn't functional. basically only the wooden construction.

So we fixed it just so it looks as inviting as possible, and placed it the way it would stand for a bit if someone enters, only the fashion gods were not aware this is bad, bad trap.

So the time has come and our easy friend needed to ease himself we shout "over there! don't forget the toilet paper with you!"

He's drunk and happy everything is in place, enters the trap, closes the door. sits down, starts his thing... then a massive display of gravitation as he leaned back the whole thing just fell back and he was upside down inside hanging in ... !

Such a disgrace - all the armani underwear everything disgraced, at the end we had to find him some clothes to wear for him, so he spent the rest of his stay in really old overalls we found there - talk about baptised through fire!

Good lord that's shitty! Haha!

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Love some of these stories!

Come on Wiseman!!!!!!

my worst hangover occurred the night after LA webmaster access - that night when DH rapped me. Yeah you know and remember it DH.......

awwww common!

Holy fuck was that ever a funny night! I'll bet that is the last time you give a bartender a $100 tip BEFORE you start drinking hahahahahhaa! :1orglaugh:thumbsup

are we talking drinking stories or hangover stories?

bumpage.

the previews for the movie look hilarious. fortunately i don't drink. unfortunately i've been around too many who have.

bless those who get crunked and wake up having weird things inserted into their extremities, wake up next to trannies, wake up with unknown bruises and missing teeth (or missing bruises and unknown teeth), or finding themselves face first in an alley with their underwear down to their ankles, and smelling like hobo joe's magic pickle jar. this bud's for you :)

a couple of doodles from me of joyous holiday hangovers

http://www.thepornbaron.com/cartoons/02.jpg

http://www.thepornbaron.com/cartoons/10.jpg

Cool contest DH , I have had a few hangover stories and might write one up.

There's another short story I remember way back from my high school times..

We had a friend who was a heavy biker, had this huge chopper and used to park it in front of the local "club" that was like the only place around you could go on Saturday for some "disco", a lot of rednecks dressed to kill and so on.

The new bartender got a dumb streak that day and they had some kind of an argument the rookie bartender didn't want to give him another drink or something...

So he got a little bit of temper, went out, started up the engine and went RIGHT inside the discotheque, motor roaring, full throttle - the gay DJ got scared so much he pissed himself once he saw that, people jumping up the tables, panic - a motorcycle apocalypse!

So he started to throttle up and do circles at the dance floor for a bit then he just rides away..

The bartender calls the police and says "There's a guy riding a motorcycle on our dancefloor!"

The police guys goes "What? Are you fuckin nuts! Christ how much did you drink or do you try to fuck with me? I'm gonna bust you if you're gonna prank call once again!"

:)

In college I woke up with in bed with a cheeseburger in my back pocket. Funniest part was that there was a bite out of it.

...."I'm gonna *hic* save you for later little guy"