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Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving and get away with!
I got a spammed today with this so i figured I would share !
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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you need to do a video shot around those statements dugmore.
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We did it is called Her First Gang Bang ! 1. Talk about a huge breast! ![]() 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. ![]() 3. It's Cool Whip time! ![]() 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! ![]() 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! http://www.herfirstgangbang.com/girls/malazia/t008.jpg 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. ![]() 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? http://www.herfirstgangbang.com/girls/romy/t009.jpg 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? http://www.herfirstgangbang.com/girl...ley_f/t014.jpg 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! http://www.herfirstgangbang.com/girls/rebecca/t009.jpg 10. Don't play with your meat. http://www.herfirstgangbang.com/girls/shana/t004.jpg
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I'm here for SPORT
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sweet - thanks man - that made my night
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Happy Thanksgiving !
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Nice, a few good ones
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started with boring spam, but got a whole lot better :D
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"Happy Thanksgiving"
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Ha Ha Nice bump! Happy thanksgiving!
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Years ago now we were visiting a group friends on Thanksgiving and they had made Cornish game hens instead of Turkey and just as they were about to dig in I looked to the one gal and commented 'nice breasts you have there'. Find you she was massively chesty, and everyone sort of was stunned for a second until they realized the joke. Everyone thought it was pretty funny afterwards, except her boyfriend, but he was an ass anyway so who cares.
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Lol, nice ones....
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Lol, nice ones....
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The visual aid for the spammo was awesome! Cheers!
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Happy Thanksgiving btw when you get a chance hit me up on icq please its in my sig.
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lol love the pics
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lol they're not bad
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