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  • count of monte cristo
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    • Sep 2004
    • 473

    #1

    what important lessons in life would you teach your children?

    Marry a woman approx 7 years younger than you
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  • Porko
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    • Sep 2002
    • 4014

    #2
    Originally posted by count of monte cristo
    Marry a woman approx 7 years younger than you
    but if he is 18 yo?

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    • The Duck
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      • May 2005
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      #3
      It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
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      • pornguy
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        • Mar 2003
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        #4
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        • Jakke PNG
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          • Nov 2001
          • 20306

          #5
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          • Scott McD
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            • Nov 2002
            • 67798

            #6
            Originally posted by count of monte cristo
            Marry a woman approx 7 years younger than you
            Fuck that !!

            My advice would be "don't get married". Period!


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            • SilentKnight
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              • Oct 2005
              • 24818

              #7
              Always check the expiry date on the milk carton.

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              • Yen_HerbalRevenue
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                • Mar 2009
                • 816

                #8
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                • TeenCat
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                  • Jan 2007
                  • 16139

                  #9
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                  • Tom_PM
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                    • Feb 2005
                    • 16443

                    #10
                    Empathy and compassion.
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                    • CaptainHowdy
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94727

                      #11
                      The best advice? Never have children...

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                      • beerptrol
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 12722

                        #12
                        A good work ethic
                        don't get married
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                        • OMG Jim
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                          • Oct 2005
                          • 3153

                          #13
                          The three main lessons that I have taught my children that have served them well are:

                          1. You never get anything in this world unless you ask for it.. so don't be shy about trying to get what you want.

                          2. DON'T trust ANYONE! Especially someone that you have just met... EVER! Trust is something that absolutely needs to be earned over time and experiences. I told them that if they don't want to get scammed then this is my number one rule to follow!

                          3. Karma is real. Treat everyone with the same courtesy and respect until they give you a reason to do otherwise. If someone is difficult then try to mirror their actions and you will have a better chance of dealing with them. Sometimes loud, rude, inconsiderate or selfish people will run all over others until they are put in their place. Politely showing someone how big of an asshole they are is an art but one that is so enjoyable if you can pull it off. A simple way of teaching your children Karma is to have them "Treat others as you would want them to treat you."

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                          • SexyVan
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                            • Oct 2008
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                            #14
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                            • blazin
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 2781

                              #15
                              Dont waste time. Because time is what life is made of.
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                              • Choopa Phil
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                                • Apr 2009
                                • 3965

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AlmightyJim
                                The three main lessons that I have taught my children that have served them well are:

                                1. You never get anything in this world unless you ask for it.. so don't be shy about trying to get what you want.

                                2. DON'T trust ANYONE! Especially someone that you have just met... EVER! Trust is something that absolutely needs to be earned over time and experiences. I told them that if they don't want to get scammed then this is my number one rule to follow!

                                3. Karma is real. Treat everyone with the same courtesy and respect until they give you a reason to do otherwise. If someone is difficult then try to mirror their actions and you will have a better chance of dealing with them. Sometimes loud, rude, inconsiderate or selfish people will run all over others until they are put in their place. Politely showing someone how big of an asshole they are is an art but one that is so enjoyable if you can pull it off. A simple way of teaching your children Karma is to have them "Treat others as you would want them to treat you."

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                                great post, karma is a great lesson and a model to live your live by
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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 38940

                                  #17
                                  If someone has a chance to fuck you over... Sooner or later they will.
                                  You come into this world alone. You die alone. Theres no such thing as TRUE friends...
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                                  • 420
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 11571

                                    #18
                                    I told my son don't suck dicks with your dope headed whore of a girlfriend.
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                                    • DiF0r
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                                      • Apr 2007
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by The Duck
                                      It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
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                                      • RobertD
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                                        • Feb 2001
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                                        #20
                                        Always keep your clothing and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

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                                        • Tom_PM
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 16443

                                          #21
                                          Mutual advantage trumps trust every single time without fail.

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                                          • Manowar
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                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 71528

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Scott McD
                                            Fuck that !!

                                            My advice would be "don't get married". Period!
                                            All women are whores.

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                                            • l0lf4c3
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                                              • Feb 2008
                                              • 574

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by count of monte cristo
                                              Marry a woman approx 7 years younger than you
                                              OR 7 years older.

                                              btw, the most important lesson is that he/she needs to learn all of them her/himself.

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                                              • Spunky
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                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 133986

                                                #24
                                                Work hard and play harder

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                                                • voa
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                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 16532

                                                  #25
                                                  Never give up, Impossible is not an option

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                                                  • seeandsee
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Porko
                                                    but if he is 18 yo?
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                                                    • Vicious_B
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                                                      • May 2008
                                                      • 2564

                                                      #27
                                                      Follow your heart and do what you feel is right.
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                                                      • DWB
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                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 31779

                                                        #28
                                                        Stay off of GFY.

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