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count of monte cristo · 06-03-2009, 09:20 AM

Marry a woman approx 7 years younger than you

Porko · 06-03-2009, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by count of monte cristo

Marry a woman approx 7 years younger than you

but if he is 18 yo?

The Duck · 06-03-2009, 09:22 AM

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.

pornguy · 06-03-2009, 09:23 AM

No good deed goes un punished.

Jakke PNG · 06-03-2009, 09:26 AM

Don't eat yellow snow.

Scott McD · 06-03-2009, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by count of monte cristo

Marry a woman approx 7 years younger than you

Fuck that !!

My advice would be "don't get married". Period!

SilentKnight · 06-03-2009, 09:42 AM

Always check the expiry date on the milk carton.

Yen_HerbalRevenue · 06-03-2009, 09:45 AM

Follow your animal instinct! It is almost always right.

TeenCat · 06-03-2009, 09:52 AM

no marijuana, no nicotine, just mushrooms and alcohol

Tom_PM · 06-03-2009, 09:55 AM

Empathy and compassion.
Also, if someone gives you a wooden nickel, take it and show everyone and ask Who the fuck needs to carve a nickel out of wood? omg did you guys see this wooden nickel? Holy shit who DOES this stuff?!

CaptainHowdy · 06-03-2009, 10:05 AM

The best advice? Never have children...

beerptrol · 06-03-2009, 10:08 AM

A good work ethic
don't get married

OMG Jim · 06-03-2009, 10:11 AM

The three main lessons that I have taught my children that have served them well are:

1. You never get anything in this world unless you ask for it.. so don't be shy about trying to get what you want.

2. DON'T trust ANYONE! Especially someone that you have just met... EVER! Trust is something that absolutely needs to be earned over time and experiences. I told them that if they don't want to get scammed then this is my number one rule to follow!

3. Karma is real. Treat everyone with the same courtesy and respect until they give you a reason to do otherwise. If someone is difficult then try to mirror their actions and you will have a better chance of dealing with them. Sometimes loud, rude, inconsiderate or selfish people will run all over others until they are put in their place. Politely showing someone how big of an asshole they are is an art but one that is so enjoyable if you can pull it off. A simple way of teaching your children Karma is to have them "Treat others as you would want them to treat you."

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SexyVan · 06-03-2009, 10:28 AM

When you can do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world

blazin · 06-03-2009, 10:28 AM

Dont waste time. Because time is what life is made of.

Choopa Phil · 06-03-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

The three main lessons that I have taught my children that have served them well are:

1. You never get anything in this world unless you ask for it.. so don't be shy about trying to get what you want.

2. DON'T trust ANYONE! Especially someone that you have just met... EVER! Trust is something that absolutely needs to be earned over time and experiences. I told them that if they don't want to get scammed then this is my number one rule to follow!

3. Karma is real. Treat everyone with the same courtesy and respect until they give you a reason to do otherwise. If someone is difficult then try to mirror their actions and you will have a better chance of dealing with them. Sometimes loud, rude, inconsiderate or selfish people will run all over others until they are put in their place. Politely showing someone how big of an asshole they are is an art but one that is so enjoyable if you can pull it off. A simple way of teaching your children Karma is to have them "Treat others as you would want them to treat you."

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great post, karma is a great lesson and a model to live your live by

CurrentlySober · 06-03-2009, 11:05 AM

If someone has a chance to fuck you over... Sooner or later they will.
You come into this world alone. You die alone. Theres no such thing as TRUE friends...
Just acquaintances.

420 · 06-03-2009, 11:09 AM

I told my son don't suck dicks with your dope headed whore of a girlfriend.

DiF0r · 06-03-2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Duck

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.

RobertD · 06-03-2009, 01:20 PM

Always keep your clothing and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

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Tom_PM · 06-03-2009, 01:22 PM

Mutual advantage trumps trust every single time without fail.

Revenge is a dish best served with fries.

If you go off the rails, you just may be on a crazy train.

People who love the smell of coffee but dont drink it are weird.

If you find a curly hair on the soap, dont lick it.

ete-cetera

Manowar · 06-04-2009, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Fuck that !!

My advice would be "don't get married". Period!

All women are whores.

l0lf4c3 · 06-04-2009, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by count of monte cristo

Marry a woman approx 7 years younger than you

OR 7 years older.

btw, the most important lesson is that he/she needs to learn all of them her/himself.

Spunky · 06-04-2009, 05:50 AM

Work hard and play harder

voa · 06-04-2009, 05:56 AM

Never give up, Impossible is not an option

seeandsee · 06-04-2009, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Porko

but if he is 18 yo?

Vicious_B · 06-04-2009, 06:11 AM

Follow your heart and do what you feel is right.

DWB · 06-04-2009, 06:31 AM

Stay off of GFY.

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