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  • abyss_al
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    • Oct 2003
    • 15605

    #1

    How do you know your roommate is gay?

    when his dick tastes like shit.


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    • AJHall
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      #3
      Oh man. Didn't see that one coming.
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      • Chosen
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        • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

          #5
          You know how I know you're gay? You like Asia.

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          • 420
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            • Mar 2003
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            #6
            What if he hasn't washed for a while? Would you buy that excuse?
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            • MrLuvr
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              • Nov 2004
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              #7
              ... you introduce him to StickyFingerz.. and wait..

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              • CaptainHowdy
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                • Dec 2004
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                #8
                Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! Straight guys also engage in anal sex with women...

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                • shwsrvcs
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Killswitch
                  You know how I know you're gay? You like Asia.
                  oh god... now I've got to watch that movie again...
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                  • abyss_al
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                    • Oct 2003
                    • 15605

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                    Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! Straight guys also engage in anal sex with women...

                    riiiiiiiight!... women do anal? pffffff... what you smokin..
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                    • Spunky
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                      • Jun 2002
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                      #11
                      Homo....

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                      • abyss_al
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 15605

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Spunky
                        Homo....

                        queer....
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                        • raven1083
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                          #13
                          hahhaha! this make me laugh
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                          • mmcfadden
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                            #14
                            he asks you to perform anal on your virgin ass because its for a movie and he needs a standby?

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                            • DWB
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                              • Jul 2003
                              • 31779

                              #15
                              I was going to say, when I woke up and caught him at the foot of my bed, beating off and looking at me.

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                              • Emma
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                                • Apr 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by abyss_al
                                when his dick tastes like shit.


                                that's true

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                                • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by shwsrvcs
                                  oh god... now I've got to watch that movie again...

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                                  • UFGators2007
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                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 1739

                                    #18
                                    He might be a safe guy and always uses condoms. If so, and his dick tastes like shit? You might want to worry about a bacterial infection...or possibly an STD. I suggest you and your roommate get checked out.
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                                    • Just_Dave
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                                      • Dec 2002
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                                      #19
                                      al loves cock meat sandwhich

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                                      • Scott McD
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                                        • Nov 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Time to find a new roommate. Oh wait.............


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                                        • abyss_al
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                                          • Oct 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Just_Dave
                                          al loves cock meat sandwhich

                                          suck my asshole!
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                                          • Juicy D. Links
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                                            • Apr 2001
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by abyss_al
                                            suck my asshole!
                                            lmk when ill take that offer

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                                            • Just_Dave
                                              Its almost time
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 13009

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by abyss_al
                                              suck my asshole!
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                                              • axelcat
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                                                #24

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                                                • Ivo
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                  when his dick tastes like shit.


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                                                  • CharlieBrown
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Ivo
                                                    And jerks off on pics from you

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                                                    • Ace_luffy
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Killswitch
                                                      You know how I know you're gay? You like Asia.


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                                                      • abyss_al
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                                                        • Oct 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                        lmk when ill take that offer

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                                                        • u-Bob
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                                                          #29
                                                          hehe

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                                                          • Cyber Fucker
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                                                            #30
                                                            lmfao!

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                                                            • NextBigTube
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                              when his dick tastes like shit.



                                                              Doesn't that make you the one that's tasting the shit ?

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                                                              • KingNigel
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                                                                #32
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                    when his dick tastes like shit.


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                                                                    • MrCain
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • WalkerTR
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        LMAO

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                                                                        • Nicolas
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          hehe


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                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • Sid70
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              he drives a car like this

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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • Agent 488
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  when you wake up and he's sucking your cock.

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                                                                                  • Iron Fist
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    When you wake up and hes smelling your dirty undies.
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                                                                                    • SilentKnight
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                                                                                      • Oct 2005
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      When Johnny Carson asked Michael Landon - "For years its been rumoured that on Bonanza the Cartwright brothers were actually gay. Is this true?"

                                                                                      Landon replied, "I can tell you with all certainly the Cartwright brothers weren't gay. But thank god Hop Sing was!"

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                                                                                      • HomerSimpson
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                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        • UFGators2007
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by budsbabes
                                                                                          when you wake up and he's sucking your cock.
                                                                                          Thats a good friend right there!
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                                                                                          • wargames
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                              • Ace_luffy
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Adultmix
                                                                                                he drives a car like this

                                                                                                nice car


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                                                                                                • abyss_al
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                                  When Johnny Carson asked Michael Landon - "For years its been rumoured that on Bonanza the Cartwright brothers were actually gay. Is this true?"

                                                                                                  Landon replied, "I can tell you with all certainly the Cartwright brothers weren't gay. But thank god Hop Sing was!"

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