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  • HorseShit
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 17513
    #1

    I was at a strip club getting a lap dance

    so this stripper was all up in my face with her pussy (thong on) and I caught a wiff of a stanky ass fucking cunt, I let her know and needless to say she stopped dancing for me and told some bouncer guy I touched her
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    • SBJ
      So Fucking Fabulous
      • Apr 2003
      • 11387
      #2
      I haven't been to a strip club in like a year or so.. they just aren't my thing i guess

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        • HorseShit
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 17513
          #3
          Originally posted by SBJ
          I haven't been to a strip club in like a year or so.. they just aren't my thing i guess
          It was the typical infection smell, yeast/bacterial, was really gross then and I was half drunk so I told her without even giving a shit.

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            • Si
              Such Fun!
              • Feb 2008
              • 13900
              #4

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                • 420
                  cuck
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 11571
                  #5
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                    • I Love The Yayo
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 236
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Justin
                      It was the typical infection smell, yeast/bacterial, was really gross then and I was half drunk so I told her without even giving a shit.
                      You seem to have experience with the typical infection smell.

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                        • HorseShit
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 17513
                          #7
                          Originally posted by I Love The Yayo
                          You seem to have experience with the typical infection smell.
                          how so??

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                            • Si
                              Such Fun!
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 13900
                              #8

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                                • 420
                                  cuck
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 11571
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by mobilefun1987
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                                    • Iron Fist
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                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 23400
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by mobilefun1987
                                      i like waffles

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                                        • Chit Chat
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                                          • Oct 2008
                                          • 747
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by mobilefun1987

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                                            • I Love The Yayo
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 236
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Justin
                                              how so??
                                              Because you know how the typical infected snatch smells?

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                                                • HorseShit
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 17513
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by I Love The Yayo
                                                  Because you know how the typical infected snatch smells?
                                                  lol good point

                                                  girls get infections from time to time, happens with all girls, just lame when it's some random bitch in your face trying to turn you on

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                                                    • MetaMan
                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 28682
                                                      #14
                                                      i wish i didnt read this thread omg i almost need to puke nothing bothers me more then a stank puss.

                                                      i dont even know how these chix dont take care of it fucking nasty.

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                                                        • UFGators2007
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                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                          • 1739
                                                          #15
                                                          Priceless.
                                                          "I use the Google to pull up maps."

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                                                            • Yen_HerbalRevenue
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2009
                                                              • 816
                                                              #16
                                                              LOL that is strange most strippers make an effort to smell good... At least the ones I know


                                                              ICQ: 568663106 AIM: YenHerbalRevenue

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                                                                • Si
                                                                  Such Fun!
                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                  • 13900
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Yen_HerbalRevenue
                                                                  LOL that is strange most strippers make an effort to smell good... At least the ones I know

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                                                                    • John-ACWM
                                                                      Work Work Work
                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                      • 20060
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by 420

                                                                      Most of the situations when someone is sincere it turns bad.

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                                                                        • HorseShit
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 17513
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                          i wish i didnt read this thread omg i almost need to puke nothing bothers me more then a stank puss.

                                                                          i dont even know how these chix dont take care of it fucking nasty.
                                                                          I know right, it almost made me puke when that dirty slut bag's snatch gagged the shit out of me, i was with this petite blondie afterwords and her cunt was like a bowl of fresh mangos, the dumb honky with the tattoos and stanky cunt is not my type of girl

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                                                                            • Yen_HerbalRevenue
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2009
                                                                              • 816
                                                                              #20
                                                                              yeah, I would be really disappointed if a stripper didn't smell good.

                                                                              I asked a stripper what she sprays one time because she was the best smelling stripper ever!

                                                                              Anyhow If anyone else wants to know she dust herself with this smelling glitter from Vitoria secrets :Love spell scented
                                                                              Then sprays her body with Very sexy
                                                                              and sprays her clothes with PINK

                                                                              I got all this the next day and it is the best smell ever!
                                                                              Thank you! stripper at captain creams.


                                                                              ICQ: 568663106 AIM: YenHerbalRevenue

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                                                                                • cotsios
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 1371
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  you are so lucky dude
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                                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 71528
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by 420

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                                                                                        • idtapdat
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2008
                                                                                          • 1161
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          wow not good. what was the name of the club?? if your ever in miami gardens area you need to check out tootsies cabaret! the place is amazing!
                                                                                          icq - 473556037

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                                                                                            • CamTraffic
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                                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                                              • 6538
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              same thing happened to me in montreal once
                                                                                              nasty
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                                                                                                • HorseShit
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                  • 17513
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by idtapdat
                                                                                                  wow not good. what was the name of the club?? if your ever in miami gardens area you need to check out tootsies cabaret! the place is amazing!
                                                                                                  heard good things about it

                                                                                                  Miami has a PP too, been there

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                                                                                                    • idtapdat
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                                                                      • 1161
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      pp = pink pony?
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                                                                                                        • V_RocKs
                                                                                                          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                          • 32449
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Finally... A business thread on the first page!

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                                                                                                            • lazycash
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                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                              • 15214
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by 420
                                                                                                              Which one is Justin?
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                                                                                                                • gornyhuy
                                                                                                                  Chafed.
                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                  • 18041
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I got a whiff of 'poorly wiped diarrhea ass' from a stripper once - that pretty much ruined my night.

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                                                                                                                    • mineistaken
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                                                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                      • 29656
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      bad day for you

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                                                                                                                        • MandyBlake
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                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                          • 17761
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          oh man that sucks.
                                                                                                                          i've run into that a couple times......its not fun! lol
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                                                                                                                            • _Richard_
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                              • 30991
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              fucking nasty

                                                                                                                              i had a stripper tell me not to be a dumb fuck when she started dancing.. i eventually told her to go after she repeated it haha

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                                                                                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 38323
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Dude, suck it up and get back in there...use nose plugs, a gas mask, or even some cotton balls, if you have to...



                                                                                                                                  Just one piece of advice though - NEVER try to put a dollar worth of change in a stripper's g-string. That tends to piss them off...

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                                                                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 38323
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Oops! Forgot to add this to my post...

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                                                                                                                                        • katsmeow29
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                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2009
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Ugh.. that makes me wanna throw up...

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