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TidalWave · 06-01-2009, 05:48 PM

I'm scared the plane will crash due to turbulence or mechanical failure.
Any advice?

WarChild · 06-01-2009, 05:50 PM

Go to the doctor and get Ativan.

TeenCat · 06-01-2009, 05:51 PM

dont forget you can meet another plane in the air

Dvae · 06-01-2009, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave

I'm scared the plane will crash due to turbulence or mechanical failure.
Any advice?

Don't fly.

AaliyahLove · 06-01-2009, 05:56 PM

xanax? how long is your flight?

PSD CSS XHTML · 06-01-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

xanax? how long is your flight?

That's all you'll need. One as you leave for the airport and then another right before you board and you wont even care if you do crash.

HookUPcom · 06-01-2009, 06:25 PM

XANAX, an hour or so before. Or take a half when you think you need it, and another a bit later.

who · 06-01-2009, 06:26 PM

you don't need drugs. You just need to fuck a thai hooker before boarding, then stop caring if you make it or not.

camgirlshide · 06-01-2009, 06:39 PM

alcohol works, that's why they have bars in airports

PSD CSS XHTML · 06-01-2009, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by camgirlshide

alcohol works, that's why they have bars in airports

by the time i drink enough alcohol to stop caring about death, they probably wouldn't let me on the plane.

Barefootsies · 06-01-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by HookUPcom

XANAX, an hour or so before. Or take a half when you think you need it, and another a bit later.

Agreed.

I do not same for myself. I take it an hour before take off, and I am fine.

I am not worried about the crash. I've lived a full life. However, being cooped up like a sardine I can pass on.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-01-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by camgirlshide

alcohol works, that's why they have bars in airports

John Madden is retiring from announcing. Maybe he'll rent you the Madden Cruiser - I hear it's a pretty sweet ride:

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moeloubani · 06-01-2009, 06:49 PM

its ridiculously improbable that you'd be in a crash, and even if you were in a crash its still pretty likely that you'll survive the crash

odds of dying in a crash though? astronomically huge, like winning the lottery if you buy 2 tickets huge.

collegeboobies · 06-01-2009, 06:49 PM

Dont look down

TidalWave · 06-01-2009, 06:51 PM

i guess those 228 Air France travelers are all lottery winners

collegeboobies · 06-01-2009, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani

its ridiculously improbable that you'd be in a crash, and even if you were in a crash its still pretty likely that you'll survive the crash

odds of dying in a crash though? astronomically huge, like winning the lottery if you buy 2 tickets huge.

Broadly speaking, the numbers are compelling. From 1983 to 2000, the National Transportation Safety Board investigated 26 major commercial accidents involving 2,739 people. A total of 1,525 survived, or 56%.

moeloubani · 06-01-2009, 06:54 PM

lol well people do win the lottery, and since there are so many people on the earth and so many flights some are bound to crash, but look at it this way: you can fly a plane twice a week for the next 100,000 years before you're likely to crash!

Pleasurepays · 06-01-2009, 06:57 PM

here's what i suggest.

go to this site that i found the other day... read the transcripts and listen to the flight data recorder conversations before the planes crash.

these guys are surprisingly professional as they die.

it really put me at ease

http://www.tailstrike.com/database.htm

"fuck" seems to be a favorite last word

cherrylula · 06-01-2009, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Go to the doctor and get Ativan.

When I saw this thread title, that is exactly what I was going to post.

HookUPcom · 06-01-2009, 06:58 PM

my wife hates to fly... it has nothing to do with odds or crashing or anything like that... panic attacks are beyond reason. Do Drugs!!! (not the first time I've said that)

Pleasurepays · 06-01-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

and even if you were in a crash its still pretty likely that you'll survive the crash

oh yeah. always survivors when a plane flies into a mountainside at 550 knots, has a collision in mid air, misses the runway etc. no big deal at all.

sounds to me like you are trying to convince yourself.

Lightning · 06-01-2009, 07:03 PM

WOW, talk about tempting the hands of fate...

I would never get on a plane now if I were you.

Wolfy · 06-01-2009, 07:18 PM

drink heavily.

'nuff said.

KRosh · 06-01-2009, 07:22 PM

dude. Your flight is less than one hour

You'll be fine

JD · 06-01-2009, 07:28 PM

watch out for wing gremlins

Vitasoy · 06-01-2009, 07:36 PM

Meds.. knock yourself out

tical · 06-01-2009, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

here's what i suggest.

go to this site that i found the other day... read the transcripts and listen to the flight data recorder conversations before the planes crash.

these guys are surprisingly professional as they die.

it really put me at ease

http://www.tailstrike.com/database.htm

"fuck" seems to be a favorite last word

hahahha pure evil

selena · 06-01-2009, 07:49 PM

http://www.fearlessflight.com/

There used to be some free downloads on that site, I assume that there still are. I printed them out and read them a bunch of times.

They helped.

baddog · 06-01-2009, 08:26 PM

I heard somewhere that an extremely high percentage of those that do die in plane crashes are first time fliers. Probably just a rumor though.

Redrob · 06-01-2009, 08:47 PM

I've been on flights in typhoons, where they thought they found a bomb, and where the landing gear wasn't all the way down and locked into place. You'll be ok...that's why all the fire trucks and ambulances are lining the landing runway.

No sweat......you can't change fate.

Enjoy the trip.

JenniDahling · 06-01-2009, 09:04 PM

Focus on what awaits you there and look forward to that before you take a xanax and if it is a long flight, an ambien. I used to be afraid of flying, even though my dad was a flight attendant for years until he retired, but then I read that the the probability of a crash due to turbulence is extremely rare, as most of the accidents occurred usually at take off or landing, primarily in inclement weather.

Now it is just another form of transportation to me like an automobile or bus or rail. Just a way to get where I'm going.

Also, there are self hypnosis/self help audio cd's that you may find reassuring.

Supz · 06-01-2009, 09:06 PM

get some xanax

fuzebox · 06-01-2009, 10:30 PM

The most dangerous part of flying is the drive to the airport

MrMaxwell · 06-01-2009, 10:42 PM

I'm fuckin' SCARED THAT I MIGHT STILL BE IN KANSAS
So,
After what FOUR WEEKS I'm finally having 84 drinks
THAT would help you get on the plane .. .. or play with guns
Or
Have sex with strange women

Well I got rid of the strange women problem I have ONE now
Who is dangerous
Don't know whether to stab her or cum all over her
same ol ' thing

Owner · 06-01-2009, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD

watch out for wing gremlins

voa · 06-01-2009, 11:54 PM

You need to do some meditation before you fly, that should clear your mind and of course help you to stop thinking on that.Don`t be afraid its perfectly safe and you need to stop thinking negative on all this

blazin · 06-02-2009, 12:00 AM

How bout growing some balls and just manning the fuck up....

DWB · 06-02-2009, 12:06 AM

Afraid to fly?

Grow a pair and face your fears.

Eat 1/2 a xanax and relax. If you go down, it's out of your hands anyway. You're going to die sooner or later. If it really bothers you, prepare your will and estate now so if it happens, you are covered.

jesse_adultdatingdollars · 06-02-2009, 12:16 AM

I like to fly on xanex and vodka

TidalWave · 06-02-2009, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Afraid to fly?

Grow a pair and face your fears.

Eat 1/2 a xanax and relax. If you go down, it's out of your hands anyway. You're going to die sooner or later. If it really bothers you, prepare your will and estate now so if it happens, you are covered.

Exactly, a plane is out of my control. Not good.
I don't want to die, life is too good.

baddog · 06-02-2009, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TidalWave

Exactly, a plane is out of my control. Not good.
I don't want to die, life is too good.

How good can it be if you are living it in too much fear to have fun?

hypedough · 06-02-2009, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Go to the doctor and get Ativan.

No, get some Valium or Klonopin, you'll be fine. It's normal to be fearful, but you're more likely to die in a car wreck nowadays, so chill and relax and enjoy the flight

CDSmith · 06-02-2009, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave

I'm scared the plane will crash due to turbulence or mechanical failure.
Any advice?

Let me guess, you have no problem travelling by car though, right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Broadly speaking, the numbers are compelling. From 1983 to 2000, the National Transportation Safety Board investigated 26 major commercial accidents involving 2,739 people. A total of 1,525 survived, or 56%.

I wonder how many motor vehicle accidents occured in that same time frame.

Tidal, flying on a commercial airline is about 100,000 times safer than hitting the highway in your car.

(give or take)

Just don't sit near the window, and pretend you're on a really big bus. :D

jollyperv · 06-02-2009, 01:15 AM

Just fly qantas

adult.industries · 06-02-2009, 01:18 AM

Do like B.A. Baracus let somebody hit you hard, so you fell in sleep. ;)

I love it when a plan comes together. ;)

sexandcash · 06-02-2009, 01:29 AM

I think after the Air France plane that just went down anyone would have a fright before boarding their plane. I get very panicky on planes and would never sky dive/bungee jump/etc.

Go to the Dr., pop a Xanax and doze off before your flight. It's out of your hands and you just have to let go of the control factor. It's like if you go to the Doctor after a heart attack- you have to trust and have faith in another person and just let go.

If you happen to get that "winning" lottery ticket, nothing you can do about it.

Make sure you're living your life the way you want to in the meantime....

polish_aristocrat · 06-02-2009, 01:34 AM

is Xanax stronger than Temazepam, Oxazepam or the Lorazeopam (ativan) mentioned by Warchild?

bobby666 · 06-02-2009, 04:23 AM

sorry no idvice here - i always shit in my pants when i have to fly

qxm · 06-02-2009, 04:38 AM

For some reason I was reminded of:

StaceyJo · 06-02-2009, 04:41 AM

Take meds.

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moeloubani Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 4,235	lol well people do win the lottery, and since there are so many people on the earth and so many flights some are bound to crash, but look at it this way: you can fly a plane twice a week for the next 100,000 years before you're likely to crash!

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	here's what i suggest. go to this site that i found the other day... read the transcripts and listen to the flight data recorder conversations before the planes crash. these guys are surprisingly professional as they die. it really put me at ease http://www.tailstrike.com/database.htm "fuck" seems to be a favorite last word

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voa Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 16,532	You need to do some meditation before you fly, that should clear your mind and of course help you to stop thinking on that.Don`t be afraid its perfectly safe and you need to stop thinking negative on all this

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