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  • BusterBunny
    perverted justice decoy
    • Aug 2005
    • 19291

    #16
    Originally posted by BusterBunny
    ?s e vq[poudcfy8+`zswdrt678
    i was cleaning keyboard
    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
      • Jul 2004
      • 38323

      #17
      Originally posted by DirtyDanza
      better the ass than the back.... least your not pissing blood or musky piss today
      That's one of your sites, right?

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      • Ross
        Ik ben een aap
        • Sep 2002
        • 18874

        #18
        Was she hot? If so date her then you can get drunk and she can have your back

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        • WarChild
          Let slip the dogs of war.
          • Jan 2003
          • 17263

          #19
          Originally posted by DirtyDanza
          better the ass than the back.... least your not pissing blood or musky piss today
          Actually, that's kind of funny you should say that.


          About a year and a half ago, while I was training for last year's Pan Ams, we had a Judo black belt from Japan training with us for a few months. I used to try and train take downs with him as much as possible for obvious reasons. Anyway, one day he threw me and I landed on my side with my belt knot right over my kidney. Big round bruise looked like the marbling on beef, perfect circle over my kidney.

          Anyway, next day I start pissing blood and it fucking hurts. So I hit up the Doctor and point out the bruise plus tell him what happened. First thing he says is it's for sure an STD and I have to get tested for that. I again show him the bruise and ask if maybe that could be the problem? Nope, he insures me this kind of thing is almost always an STD. So off I go for testing. Totally clean of course. A week later the Doctor tells me it's probably some sort of trama to my Kidney. Gee, you think?
          .

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          • notime
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 8025

            #20
            Forgot the "Sempo Kaiten Hidari" there?

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            • DirtyDanza
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 8375

              #21
              Originally posted by WarChild
              Actually, that's kind of funny you should say that.


              About a year and a half ago, while I was training for last year's Pan Ams, we had a Judo black belt from Japan training with us for a few months. I used to try and train take downs with him as much as possible for obvious reasons. Anyway, one day he threw me and I landed on my side with my belt knot right over my kidney. Big round bruise looked like the marbling on beef, perfect circle over my kidney.

              Anyway, next day I start pissing blood and it fucking hurts. So I hit up the Doctor and point out the bruise plus tell him what happened. First thing he says is it's for sure an STD and I have to get tested for that. I again show him the bruise and ask if maybe that could be the problem? Nope, he insures me this kind of thing is almost always an STD. So off I go for testing. Totally clean of course. A week later the Doctor tells me it's probably some sort of trama to my Kidney. Gee, you think?


              Kidney shots blow balls...

              I took a few falls recently right after having a kidney stone... not fun at all....
              Danza Bucks is back!!!

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              • Anthony
                Keyboard Warrior
                • Feb 2001
                • 9653

                #22
                Originally posted by WarChild
                She could have taken my milk money I was completely stunned.
                Who says the Gentle Art isn't effective, eh?

                I love hearing stories like these. Especially when it's against a well trained opponent.

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                • brassmonkey
                  Pay It Forward
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 77396

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Socks
                  WTF thats a pic from nick jr is she 18
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                  • WarChild
                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 17263

                    #24
                    Damn my spelling is terrible today.
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                    • fuzebox
                      making it rain
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22351

                      #25
                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                      WTF thats a pic from nick jr is she 18
                      Is she naked?

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                      • Socks
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 8475

                        #26
                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                        WTF thats a pic from nick jr is she 18
                        lol didn't notice that!

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                        • Profits of Doom
                          Monster Rain
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 4978

                          #27
                          In the late '90's, when I was still living in Dayton, Ohio, I used to take regular 3+ hour weekend trips to Coldwater, Michigan to train at Dan Severn's pro wrestling and MMA camp. This was before there was an MMA school on every corner like there is now, so there really weren't any other options if you were interested in MMA.

                          Anyways, Dan Severn was rarely ever there, and his head trainer was Becky Levi, who is also a Judo black belt that was a National champ and just an all around athlete. I'm 6'3" and Becky was only a few inches shorter than me but very muscular and thick, and she used to toss me around like I was a half full sack of groceries. I would come back to Dayton every Monday limping around and walking like I was the victim of a prison rape. Those were the days...
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                          • Si
                            Such Fun!
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 13900

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Socks

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                            • voa
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 16532

                              #29
                              Be more careful next time

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                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323

                                #30
                                Originally posted by voa
                                Be more careful next time


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