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Ouch I got hurt by a girl :(

05-31-2009, 11:04 AM

So we opened a new school with an open house the other day. I was training with what I thought was a brand new student, a girl probably 50 pounds lighter than me. So there we are starting off, I'm taking it really easy and this chick picks me up and tosses me straight on my ass. I was totally caught of guard and didn't land with a proper break fall. Instead I landed funny on the middle of one of my butt cheeks.

So it turns out she's a Judo black belt that competes at the National level. So even if I had have been completely prepared she still probably would have thrown my ass.

Anyway, today I'm limping around with a deep charlie hourse in either the Gluteus Maximus or possibly in to the Fluteus Medius. In any case, a girl way smaller than me through me on my ass and hurt me.

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05-31-2009, 11:06 AM

was she hot?
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05-31-2009, 11:13 AM

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05-31-2009, 11:15 AM

She could have taken my milk money I was completely stunned.

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05-31-2009, 11:15 AM

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05-31-2009, 11:25 AM

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05-31-2009, 11:30 AM

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05-31-2009, 11:39 AM

Three of my models are Muay Thai kick boxers.

This one recently won her first Championship belt:

If I had her looks (and she has mad pole dancing skills too), there is no way that I would participate in a sport such as kickboxing, at least until my modeling days were over, but training and fighting are among the things that she most enjoys doing.

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05-31-2009, 11:49 AM

I've trained with some wicked tough girls. One little blonde girl is about 120 pounds, 4 stripe purple belt and she beats me all the time.

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05-31-2009, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Three of my models are Muay Thai kick boxers.

This one recently won her first Championship belt:

If I had her looks (and she has mad pole dancing skills too), there is no way that I would participate in a sport such as kickboxing, at least until my modeling days were over, but training and fighting are among the things that she most enjoys doing.

Here is her softer side:

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05-31-2009, 12:18 PM

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05-31-2009, 12:21 PM

Strong women are sexy
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05-31-2009, 12:22 PM

better the ass than the back.... least your not pissing blood or musky piss today

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05-31-2009, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by BusterBunny

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05-31-2009, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by DirtyDanza

better the ass than the back.... least your not pissing blood or musky piss today

That's one of your sites, right?

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05-31-2009, 12:26 PM

Was she hot? If so date her then you can get drunk and she can have your back
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05-31-2009, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by DirtyDanza

better the ass than the back.... least your not pissing blood or musky piss today

Actually, that's kind of funny you should say that.

About a year and a half ago, while I was training for last year's Pan Ams, we had a Judo black belt from Japan training with us for a few months. I used to try and train take downs with him as much as possible for obvious reasons. Anyway, one day he threw me and I landed on my side with my belt knot right over my kidney. Big round bruise looked like the marbling on beef, perfect circle over my kidney.

Anyway, next day I start pissing blood and it fucking hurts. So I hit up the Doctor and point out the bruise plus tell him what happened. First thing he says is it's for sure an STD and I have to get tested for that. I again show him the bruise and ask if maybe that could be the problem? Nope, he insures me this kind of thing is almost always an STD. So off I go for testing. Totally clean of course. A week later the Doctor tells me it's probably some sort of trama to my Kidney. Gee, you think?

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05-31-2009, 12:34 PM

Forgot the "Sempo Kaiten Hidari" there?
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05-31-2009, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

Actually, that's kind of funny you should say that.

About a year and a half ago, while I was training for last year's Pan Ams, we had a Judo black belt from Japan training with us for a few months. I used to try and train take downs with him as much as possible for obvious reasons. Anyway, one day he threw me and I landed on my side with my belt knot right over my kidney. Big round bruise looked like the marbling on beef, perfect circle over my kidney.

Anyway, next day I start pissing blood and it fucking hurts. So I hit up the Doctor and point out the bruise plus tell him what happened. First thing he says is it's for sure an STD and I have to get tested for that. I again show him the bruise and ask if maybe that could be the problem? Nope, he insures me this kind of thing is almost always an STD. So off I go for testing. Totally clean of course. A week later the Doctor tells me it's probably some sort of trama to my Kidney. Gee, you think?

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05-31-2009, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

She could have taken my milk money I was completely stunned.

Who says the Gentle Art isn't effective, eh?

I love hearing stories like these. Especially when it's against a well trained opponent.
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05-31-2009, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by Socks

WTF thats a pic from nick jr is she 18

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05-31-2009, 01:01 PM

Damn my spelling is terrible today.

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05-31-2009, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

WTF thats a pic from nick jr is she 18

Is she naked?
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05-31-2009, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

WTF thats a pic from nick jr is she 18

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05-31-2009, 01:16 PM

In the late '90's, when I was still living in Dayton, Ohio, I used to take regular 3+ hour weekend trips to Coldwater, Michigan to train at Dan Severn's pro wrestling and MMA camp. This was before there was an MMA school on every corner like there is now, so there really weren't any other options if you were interested in MMA.

Anyways, Dan Severn was rarely ever there, and his head trainer was Becky Levi, who is also a Judo black belt that was a National champ and just an all around athlete. I'm 6'3" and Becky was only a few inches shorter than me but very muscular and thick, and she used to toss me around like I was a half full sack of groceries. I would come back to Dayton every Monday limping around and walking like I was the victim of a prison rape. Those were the days...

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05-31-2009, 02:20 PM

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05-31-2009, 03:41 PM

Be more careful next time
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05-31-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by voa

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05-31-2009, 05:07 PM

Man That sucks. glad you manin up to share this horrible experience with us.

I wouldn't say it here thats for sure.

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05-31-2009, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by LeRoy

Man That sucks. glad you manin up to share this horrible experience with us.

I wouldn't say it here thats for sure.

You got balls man

WarChild has balls, but I think he shared his story as an amusing anecdote, which it was.

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