You may shit in this toilet, as long as you don't PISS in it!!!

**Spunky** · 05-30-2009, 07:15 PM

Do you get a fine if you do?

**Mr. Cool Ice** · 05-30-2009, 08:09 PM

Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

**GatorB** · 05-30-2009, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice

Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

speak english motherfucker!

**MandyBlake** · 05-30-2009, 09:56 PM

yeah but why?

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 05-30-2009, 10:24 PM

Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...

**Spunky** · 05-30-2009, 10:31 PM

Or some animal laying down a bomb and stinking up the washroom..

**fallenmuffin** · 05-30-2009, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...

I only piss in stalls. Can not piss in front of people. Never have been able too. Shit just locks up.

**Gabriel** · 05-30-2009, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Or some animal laying down a bomb and stinking up the washroom..

Guilty and proud

**Deej** · 05-31-2009, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...

i would never shit in a public bathroom... worst case scenario of having the sudden skitters.... possibly... but it hasnt happened yet...

i proudly hold up those stalls pissing... I like to piss on the tp too...

**seeandsee** · 05-31-2009, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice

Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

**voa** · 05-31-2009, 02:44 AM

Hah strange sign

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 05-31-2009, 02:50 AM

I'll take a shit any time, any where. I think mankind started going downhill whenever people decided that you couldn't shit whenever and whereever you needed to!

**JP513** · 05-31-2009, 07:54 AM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...

I know, right. The urinal had a sign that said "urinate only." But when I saw the "defecate only" sign, I just simply had to laugh.

This was take at Burnham Park in Baguio, the Philippines, where I spent last Christmas. I was walking around and glad I had my camera on me at the time!

It's always good to document absurdity.

**JP513** · 05-31-2009, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

I only piss in stalls. Can not piss in front of people. Never have been able too. Shit just locks up.

Fortunately, those of you with "bashful bladder" don't have to deal with idiocy like very often. I doubt the sign was meant how it reads, but still, it's just some seriously funny shit!

**John-ACWM** · 05-31-2009, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice

Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

but we got the idea.

**Iron Fist** · 05-31-2009, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice

Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

Holy fuck that is awesome... how retarded can someone actually sound?

**marketsmart** · 05-31-2009, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

I only piss in stalls. Can not piss in front of people. Never have been able too. Shit just locks up.

you should hit up BradM.. he sells penis pills that can help you overcome your lack of confidence..

you could also try giving that guy Bob a call.. you know, the one on tv that drives in nascar..

**CurrentlySober** · 05-31-2009, 09:47 AM

I was here...

**Mr. Cool Ice** · 05-31-2009, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice

Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

What the fuck was I trying to say there?

You know how us Germans get about scat.

**brassmonkey** · 05-31-2009, 01:41 PM

4 shitters only no piss ants

**TheDoc** · 05-31-2009, 02:32 PM

If I can avoid pissing in a urinal I will... nasty damn things, other man piss all freshly splashed around, people shaking their fungus off into it, not always knowing if people flushed, drunk fucks that can only use the urinals pissing all the hell over...

You piss, piss splashes back, gota have peoples piss on it.. doesn't make shit if you wash your hands, it landed on your dick...

But what the hell... when you pull the bitch out it has a chance of smacking the urinal, and well... before all the fungus loaded piss, nobody wants my henry to knock the urinal off the wall.

**tehHinjew** · 05-31-2009, 02:39 PM

lolwut...............

**mikeyddddd** · 05-31-2009, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by marketsmart

you should hit up BradM.. he sells penis pills that can help you overcome your lack of confidence..

you could also try giving that guy Bob a call.. you know, the one on tv that drives in nascar..

This guy:

**pussyluver** · 05-31-2009, 06:07 PM

Lift the seat.... bunch of hay rakes leave piss on the seats to sit in.....

You may shit in this toilet, as long as you don't PISS in it!!!

You may shit in this toilet, as long as you don't PISS in it!!!

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