C'mon, be honest....
You Ever Fuck A Chicken?
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You ever post a thread topic on GFY and just know, this is a subject everyone can relate to? Well, then you know how I feel about this; the chicken fucker topic. It's totally irresistable, and you know it! You HAVE to post a reply... unless you're a fag!Comment
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does it count if it's just a frozen breast you heated up a little in the microwave ?best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself
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believe me - without free porn, just as many people will seek porn out on the Internet, and many more will pay if there is no free alternative, its not like sex is a fad - it can be milked much like any renewable resource - long term
i wasn't born with enough middle fingers
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I went to an AA meeting many moons ago...
There was this guy who was talkin about it. He was havin a hard time dealing with it at the time. He was cryin and weepin about it. Goin on and on.
Then this other guy from across the room says "Did your chicken die?"
I'm like WTF and turned around to the guy and he just went nuts. Ballin even more.Comment
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No but I've fucked girls with chicken legs...Comment
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strangly enough I do have an old VHS with a scene of a guy fucking a chicken
some Swedish farm thing
just too weird for me...believe me - without free porn, just as many people will seek porn out on the Internet, and many more will pay if there is no free alternative, its not like sex is a fad - it can be milked much like any renewable resource - long term
i wasn't born with enough middle fingers
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Instantly reminded me of that news story about a woman leaving her husband after she came home to find him pleasuring a chicken, lol.Comment
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yet you hold onto thre tape for "sentimental reasons" correct?
Just man up and fuck the god damn chicken already, get out of the fucking closet dude...Comment
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Are you sure it was an AA meeting, and not a CFA meeting (chicken fuckers annonymous)?I went to an AA meeting many moons ago...
There was this guy who was talkin about it. He was havin a hard time dealing with it at the time. He was cryin and weepin about it. Goin on and on.
Then this other guy from across the room says "Did your chicken die?"
I'm like WTF and turned around to the guy and he just went nuts. Ballin even more.Comment
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Never Fucked Chicken and Never Sucked A Cock
It was an accident, I swear...

Accidental 3-ways don't count, right?
This thread is foul...
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im about to fuck up a chicken now eat that is lol!!TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
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Reading your post, I immediately thought of Sarah Palin's turkey interview:
BTW, I visited an Aunt's dairy farm when I was a kid, where they also raised chickens, and it's true - chickens really can run around after their heads are cut off (pretty bizarre sight for a city kid)...
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ROFL
naw... just freinds with some guys that owned adult rental places for years - and people would bring them all kinds of weird shit on tape not meant for public consumption.
and I just happen to be an obsessive compulsive collector
so there it sits
no chicken fuckin' fer me
we all had some good laughs thobelieve me - without free porn, just as many people will seek porn out on the Internet, and many more will pay if there is no free alternative, its not like sex is a fad - it can be milked much like any renewable resource - long term
i wasn't born with enough middle fingers
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I fucked an osterich once. I had to chase it around a field for ages before the fucker would let me mount. Im still not sure weather it was a male or female to this day.Comment
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The chicken pictured above is no american chicken. The birds here have gaping over used cavities.

We had to develop a trick where we bone the neck hole instead.
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