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  • BFT3K
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    • Dec 2005
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    #1

    You Ever Fuck A Chicken?

    C'mon, be honest....
  • 2012
    So Fucking What
    • Jul 2006
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    #2
    no but I fingered a giraffe
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    • Lycanthrope
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      • Jan 2004
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      #3
      A chick (human female) with skinny legs and no ass is as close as I have come.

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      • brassmonkey
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        #4
        Originally posted by BFT3K
        C'mon, be honest....
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          • Spunky
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            #6
            I prefer to roast them

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            • mmcfadden
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              • Oct 2008
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              #7
              never fucked a chicken... I've choked the chicken, spanked the monkey and most notably freed the whales...

              oh... you were referring to my skinny inny ex... yes then... fucked alot of chickens never

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              • BFT3K
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                #8
                You ever post a thread topic on GFY and just know, this is a subject everyone can relate to? Well, then you know how I feel about this; the chicken fucker topic. It's totally irresistable, and you know it! You HAVE to post a reply... unless you're a fag!

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                • CamDoughCommando

                  #9
                  Not today.

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                  • 2012
                    So Fucking What
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 17189

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BFT3K
                    You ever post a thread topic on GFY and just know, this is a subject everyone can relate to? Well, then you know how I feel about this; the chicken fucker topic. It's totally irresistable, and you know it! You HAVE to post a reply... unless you're a fag!
                    does it count if it's just a frozen breast you heated up a little in the microwave ?
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                    • CrkMStanz
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by BFT3K
                      You HAVE to post a reply... unless you're a fag!
                      by this logic

                      i am replying

                      guess you were right

                      ( <---- never fucked a chicken )
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                        • LeRoy
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                          #13
                          I went to an AA meeting many moons ago...

                          There was this guy who was talkin about it. He was havin a hard time dealing with it at the time. He was cryin and weepin about it. Goin on and on.

                          Then this other guy from across the room says "Did your chicken die?"

                          I'm like WTF and turned around to the guy and he just went nuts. Ballin even more.
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                          • LiveDose
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                            #14
                            No but I've fucked girls with chicken legs...

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                            • martinsc
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                              #15
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                              • 420
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                                #16
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                                • CrkMStanz
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                                  #17
                                  strangly enough I do have an old VHS with a scene of a guy fucking a chicken

                                  some Swedish farm thing

                                  just too weird for me...
                                  believe me - without free porn, just as many people will seek porn out on the Internet, and many more will pay if there is no free alternative, its not like sex is a fad - it can be milked much like any renewable resource - long term

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                                  • fallenmuffin
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                                    #18
                                    Instantly reminded me of that news story about a woman leaving her husband after she came home to find him pleasuring a chicken, lol.

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                                    • Slap Dot
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                                      #19
                                      Yes. All the time.

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                                      • Octopus
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                                        #20
                                        It's my favorite choice!!!

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                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                          • Jul 2006
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CrkMStanz
                                          strangly enough I do have an old VHS with a scene of a guy fucking a chicken

                                          some Swedish farm thing

                                          just too weird for me...
                                          yet you hold onto thre tape for "sentimental reasons" correct?

                                          Just man up and fuck the god damn chicken already, get out of the fucking closet dude...

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                                          • ExLust
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                                            #22
                                            I only eat them.

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                                            • BFT3K
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by LeRoy
                                              I went to an AA meeting many moons ago...

                                              There was this guy who was talkin about it. He was havin a hard time dealing with it at the time. He was cryin and weepin about it. Goin on and on.

                                              Then this other guy from across the room says "Did your chicken die?"

                                              I'm like WTF and turned around to the guy and he just went nuts. Ballin even more.
                                              Are you sure it was an AA meeting, and not a CFA meeting (chicken fuckers annonymous)?

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                                              • fris
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                                                #24
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                                                • Cyber Fucker
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                                                  #25
                                                  I've always prefered to eat them

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                                                  • brassmonkey
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by 420
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                                                    • CaptainHowdy
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                                                      #27
                                                      Someday... who knows?

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                                                      • seeandsee
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • BFT3K
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                          Someday... who knows?

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                                                          • MaDalton
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by 420


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                                                            • John-ACWM
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                              I prefer to roast them

                                                              seems to be the best time spent with a chicken.

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                                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                • Jul 2004
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                                                                #32
                                                                Never Fucked Chicken and Never Sucked A Cock

                                                                It was an accident, I swear...



                                                                Accidental 3-ways don't count, right?

                                                                This thread is foul...

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                                                                • BFT3K
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                  yet you hold onto thre tape for "sentimental reasons" correct?

                                                                  Just man up and fuck the god damn chicken already, get out of the fucking closet dude...
                                                                  WOW!

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                                                                  • brassmonkey
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    im about to fuck up a chicken now eat that is lol!!
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                                                                    • BFT3K
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                      It was an accident, I swear...



                                                                      Accidental 3-ways don't count, right?
                                                                      Accident my ass!

                                                                      You knew the chicken was in there!

                                                                      C'mon, be honest...
                                                                      Last edited by BFT3K; 05-30-2009, 12:39 PM.

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                                                                      • SomeCreep
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                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • Vagisil
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          no but i held one down as someone else slit its throat before dinner...
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                                                                          • u-Bob
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by fartfly
                                                                            no but I fingered a giraffe

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                                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Vagisil
                                                                              no but i held one down as someone else slit its throat before dinner...
                                                                              Reading your post, I immediately thought of Sarah Palin's turkey interview:



                                                                              BTW, I visited an Aunt's dairy farm when I was a kid, where they also raised chickens, and it's true - chickens really can run around after their heads are cut off (pretty bizarre sight for a city kid)...

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                                                                              • BFT3K
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                                                The Fleshlight guys are getting nervous....

                                                                                That is just so wrong!

                                                                                Maybe it's just a weird meat thermometer?
                                                                                Last edited by BFT3K; 05-30-2009, 01:37 PM.

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                                                                                • 420
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                                                  I don't know about this method. You could catch salmonella on your cock.

                                                                                  Perhaps it'd be wise if the bird was roasted for 2 hours in a 325 degree oven prior to insertion.
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                                                                                  • CrkMStanz
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                                    yet you hold onto thre tape for "sentimental reasons" correct?

                                                                                    Just man up and fuck the god damn chicken already, get out of the fucking closet dude...
                                                                                    ROFL

                                                                                    naw... just freinds with some guys that owned adult rental places for years - and people would bring them all kinds of weird shit on tape not meant for public consumption.

                                                                                    and I just happen to be an obsessive compulsive collector

                                                                                    so there it sits

                                                                                    no chicken fuckin' fer me

                                                                                    we all had some good laughs tho
                                                                                    believe me - without free porn, just as many people will seek porn out on the Internet, and many more will pay if there is no free alternative, its not like sex is a fad - it can be milked much like any renewable resource - long term

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                                                                                    • halfpint
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I fucked an osterich once. I had to chase it around a field for ages before the fucker would let me mount. Im still not sure weather it was a male or female to this day.

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                                                                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                                        I fucked an osterich once. I had to chase it around a field for ages before the fucker would let me mount. Im still not sure weather it was a male or female to this day.


                                                                                        Find one like this, and then sneak up on it...



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                                                                                        • 420
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                                          I fucked an osterich once. I had to chase it around a field for ages before the fucker would let me mount. Im still not sure weather it was a male or female to this day.
                                                                                          At first I read this as "before the fucker would mount me". That made the next line much funnier.
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                                                                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by 420
                                                                                            I don't know about this method. You could catch salmonella on your cock.

                                                                                            Perhaps it'd be wise if the bird was roasted for 2 hours in a 325 degree oven prior to insertion.
                                                                                            You seem to have really thought this one over - or perhaps you have experience.

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                                                                                            • 420
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                              You seem to have really thought this one over - or perhaps you have experience.

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                                                                                              The chicken pictured above is no american chicken. The birds here have gaping over used cavities.



                                                                                              We had to develop a trick where we bone the neck hole instead.

                                                                                              P.S. If you sprinkle a little pepper inside before roasting it makes for a lovely dick tingling sensation.
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                                                                                              • CurrentlySober
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                No... But I fucked the colonel...
                                                                                                Last edited by CurrentlySober; 05-30-2009, 05:13 PM.


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                                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by BFT3K
                                                                                                  The Fleshlight guys are getting nervous....

                                                                                                  That is just so wrong!

                                                                                                  Maybe it's just a weird meat thermometer?
                                                                                                  fucking a dead chicken
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                                                                                                  • 420
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                                    fucking a dead chicken
                                                                                                    Did you read the whole thread? Its important that the dead chicken is cooked properly to avoid any food born illnesses getting to your penis.
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